We left off with Pinkie Pie thinking she knew what she was doing. We'll catch up with them later. For now let's check on Mirage, and Twilight

Twilight: Man, I'm starting to think that Shining Armor forgot about all this.
Mirage: No he didn't. I'm sure he's just a little bit delayed. That's all.
Shining armor: I'ma comin for ya Twilight!! But first, I gotta attack someone!! *stops at stop sign*
Twilight: Man there he is!
Shining Armor: *floors it* I'll find ya Twilight!
Mirage: *goes after Shining Armor*
cops: *stop near each other* They're nuts. They just turned around, and started chasing the Marecedez!
Sean: From now on I promise to drive with all four tires on the car.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Shining Armor: DASH!!! *turns around*
Sean: *kisses Rainbow Dash* What is with that pony behind us?
Rainbow Dash: I don't know it's- Shining Armor?!
Shining Armor: Hey man! Why do you keep making me mad?!? When I get ya, I'm gonna get ya! I'm gettin mad right now!!
Rainbow Dash: What's he doing here?
Sean: Is he not normal?
Rainbow Dash: Way beyond that!

Shining got his car next to Sean's, and they started ramming each other, half the time Shining Armor would roll to the other side of the car while driving!

Sean: I think I know why he's not normal.
Shining Armor: WHY DO YOU MAKE ME MAD????
Sean: *drives on grass*
Rainbow Dash: Shining? Leave us alone!
Shining Armor: NO! You attacked my sister! Sean: *rams car*
Shining Armor: *rolls to other side of car*

Sean then made Shining Armor crash into a river, but he also crashed.

Shining Armor: How dare you attack my sister!!
Rainbow Dash: I didn't mean to! *runs from Shining Armor*
Shining Armor: *hits Rainbow Dash* Are you that hedgehog dating Dash?
Sean: *nervously* Yes. I am! do you like hedgehogs?!
Shining Armor: RRAHH!! *idiotically attacks*
Mirage: *stops* What are you guys doing?
Twilight: Man, how'd you crash yo car?
Shining Armor: This grey hedgesomething made me do it!
Sean: Hedge hog!

Spike: Ok, we'll try blowing a hole in the wall this time!
Rarity: Promise me you won't hurt anyone.
Spike: A few sticks of dynamite can't do any harm.
dynamite: *explodes*
koreans: AAH!
Spike: It's ok. We just couldn't get the door open. *runs off*
store owner: I'm here today on USE news to-
Spike & Rarity: *run past*
store owner: HEY! What are you doing? You vandals!!
taxi driver: The police here are run by imbecules! They just lock up a baby dragon, and a beautiful mare for what?
Spike: Excuse me?
taxi driver: Hold on, I'm talking. Wait a minute! You we're in my cab earlier!! What happened to you?
Spike: It's a long story, just take us to the park.

2 B continued