It was another bright morning in San Franciscolt. A group of happy colts, and fillies were getting ready to go to school on the bus, when the bus driver stopped at the bus stop. Then that's when Scorpio arrived.

Bus driver: Come on in children.
Scorpio: And stallion! Ok, take me to a phone booth.
Bus Driver: I can't sir. I gotta take these kids to school
Scorpio: Either you do as I say, or I get my gun to have you fired.
Bus Driver: Fuck. *drives*
Scorpio: Hey kids, I'm going along with you. Who wants to sing a song? Old Mcdonald had a farm
kids: EIEIO.
Scorpio: And on his farm he had a duck.
kids: EIEIO

At the SFPD Headquarters... Again.

Harry: *parks car*
Russian cop: The captain wants you in his office now.
Harry: Great. *walks to captain's office*
Captain: Oh good, you're hear. I have Scorpio on the phone.
Harry: Hello?
Scorpio: You listen well you sonovaprick. I'm on my way to the airport. I have a busload of colts, and fillies. If any cop tries to interfere. They all die.
Bus driver: I wanna say something.
Scorpio: Sure
Bus Driver: It wasn't my fault, he came in with a gun-
Scorpio: Shut up. Now we gotta go *hangs up*
Harry: Well what do we do?
Captain: Nothing.
Harry: You mean you're going to let that guy kidnap several little ponies?
Captain: We have to, and if you interfere with him, you're fired!
Harry: Fine. Just gonna go do my patrol

On the Golden Neigh Bridge

Bus Driver: *driving*
Scorpio: Row row row your boat, gently down the stream
kids: Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream.
Bus Driver: (If only they knew what was happening.)
fat colt: Excuse me sir. Can you tell us where you're going?
Scorpio: The airport. Now keep singing! Row row row your boat-
fat colt: Why are we going there?
Scorpio: Quit asking me questions! *hits colt* Now sing! row row row your boat gently down the stream!!
fat colt: I wanna go home.
Scorpio: Be Quiet!! Row row row your boat gently down the stream!! And turn right there.
bus driver: *prepares to turn right*
Scorpio: NOT HERE!! The next one
bus driver: *takes next turn*
Harry: *standing on bridge*
Scorpio: How did he get there?
Harry: *waiting*
bus driver: *slows down*
Scorpio: Come on you stupid green Fillys, move faster.
Harry: *jumps on bus*
Scorpio: AAHHH! After I told him NO COPS!!!! *takes over bus*
Kids: *scream*
Scorpio: *hits car*
driving pony: *honks horn*
Scorpio: *pushes car off road*
Harry: *hanging on*
Scorpio: Get over here, and drive!! *grabs gun*
filly: It's a gun!! aAH!!
Scorpio: *shoots through ceiling*
Harry: *dodges bullets*
kids: *screaming*
bus driver: *spins out through gate*
Scorpio: You idiot!
bus driver: *hits pile of gravel*
Harry: *flies into gravel*
Scorpio: *runs out of bus*
Harry: *follows*
Scorpio: *runs into building*
Harry: *shoots Scorpio*
Scorpio: *dodges bullet, then jumps on conveyor belt*
Harry: *follows*
Scorpio: *takes cover*
Harry: *shoots again*
Scorpio: *returns fire, then runs*
Harry: *follows*
Scorpio: *pushes worker*
Worker: Hey, watch where you're going bitch!
Harry: *follows*

They soon got to a lake, where a little colt was fishing

Scorpio: *kidnaps colt*
Harry: *stops*
Scorpio: Drop that gun, or the colt dies
Harry: *does nothing*
Scorpio: I'm not bluffing you peice of hell! Drop the gun!!
Harry: *shoots Scorpio*
Colt: *runs*
Scorpio: *reaches for gun*
Harry: Uh uh. I know what you're thinking punk. Did he fire six shots or only five? To tell you the truth I lost track myself after all this excitement. Being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off. You gotta ask yourself a question. Do I Feel Lucky?
Scorpio: *lays on ground*
Harry: Well do you punk?!
Scorpio: *reaches for gun*
Harry: *kills Scorpio*
Scorpio: *falls into lake*

Harry knew he was going to get fired, so he took his police badge, and threw it far away on the other side of the lake. Then, he walked. Away from the criminal he just killed, but possibly into another story.

The End