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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Union Pacific train 348
Union Pacific train 348
The next day, Richard drove his truck to a strip club. He was not going for fun, he had business to take care of.

Richard: *Walks to front desk*
Rogue: May I help you?
Richard: I need you to tell me everything you know about that jewel heist.
Rogue: I thought you weren't interested.
Richard: Well, I am now.
Rogue: *Sighs*
Stallion: *Walks to front desk*
Rogue: Let me deal with a customer first.
Richard: *Looking at strippers*
Strippers: *Dancing*
Richard: *Looks back at Rogue*
Rogue: Ok. The pony you're looking for is Korean, and his name is Thomas Ling. He robbed $64,000, and will be at Union Station tomorrow at 10 AM, on Union Pacific train 348.
Richard: Thanks. *about to leave, but hesitates* How do you know all that? The Union Pacific train, and when it gets here?
Rogue: I do.
Richard: How?
Rogue: I just do.

Next day, the Union Pacific train was making it's way towards Los Pegasus Union Station. Richard, was waiting.

Once the train got to the station.

Passengers: *Getting off*
Thomas: *Walking to exit*
Announcer: Attention, Thomas Ling who has just got off Union Pacific train 348, please come to the help desk.
Thomas: *Goes to help desk* I'm Thomas Ling.
Announcer: Ok, here's your luggage.
Thomas: *Takes luggage, and finds a note*

The note said, Fuck you loser

Richard: *Grabs Thomas* You know what this is?
Thomas: A crime?
Richard: Not when a police officer is doing it. *Taking Thomas out of station*
Two ponies: *Watching*
Richard: *Pushing Thomas to exit*
Thomas: *Walking to exit*
John: *Pulls up in his car*
Richard: *Pushes Thomas in car*
Thomas: *Sits down*
Richard: *Enters car*
John: *Drives*
Richard: *Looks at suitcase* Where's the key?
Thomas: I don't have it.
Richard: He doesn't have it. What a dumbass.

The same two ponies that were watching Richard were following them in their car. We'll call them, stalkers.

Thomas: *Sweating*
Richard: *Looking forward*
John: *Driving straight*
Stalker: *Driving*
stupid pony: *Drives infront of stalkers*
Stalker: *Stops while beeping horn*
John: *Drives next to bridge*
Richard: *Looks back*
Birds: *Flying out of way*
John: *Stops under bridge*
Thomas: *Has front hooves up in air*
Richard: *Pushes Thomas out* Over the chain.
John: *Goes under*
Thomas: *Does nothing*
Richard: *Pushes Thomas* Come on, get over the chain.
Thomas: *Goes over*
Richard: *Goes under* Get him on the wall.
Thomas: *Leaning on wall*
John: Like that?
Richard: Yeah. *Holding suitcase* Hold this *gives John a gun*
John: *Holding gun*
Richard: *Hitting suitcase* *Slams suitcase into wall* Come on! Open, you piece of hell!! *Continues to slam suitcase into wall*
John: Come on man, what the hell? There's ponies all over the place
Richard: *Gets suitcase open*

Nothing was in it, but paper.

Richard: *Grabs paper* That's very funny *Throws paper at Thomas*
John: If he doesn't have the money let's get the hell outta here!
Richard: *Pushes Thomas away from him* WHERE IS IT?!
Thomas: *Kicks Richard*
Richard: *Falls*
John: *Pointing gun at Thomas* You stupid son of a bitch! If you try anything like that I'm gonna blow your brains out! You got that?!
Thomas: *Shakes head yes*
John: Good, not get on your knees!
Thomas: *Gets on knees*
John: Put your hands behind your head.
Richard: *Stands up, and thinking* You're wearing it aren't you? Take your clothes off.

2 B continued
Thomas Ling
Thomas Ling
This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after reading creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

***
I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...
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posted by pikachu700
Pinkie pie: what are you doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild animals and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt by them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
Queen of Changelings: This day is going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This day was going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my friends to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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Theme Song:

[Twilight Sparkle]
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until you all shared its magic with me.
My Little Pony (echo)
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until you all shared its magic with me.
My Little Pony (echo)
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my
Do you know you're all my very best friends?


This Strange World:

[Twilight Sparkle]
I've never seen a place
That's quite like this
Everything is turned around
This crazy world is upside-down
Getting on my...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the Rainbow department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What's know is that great streams of Spectra, the individual colours of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated rainbow pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city. Next, that mixture is pumped to the floor below, where other employees atomize it and store it until...
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Here are some reasons I think Pinkie Pie is better than Rainbow Dash.

1. Pinkie Pie doesn't tend to show off or brag about her accomplishments.

2. Pinkie doesn't care about being cool. She just wants to have fun.

3. Pinkie will go out of her way just to make somepony else happy while Rainbow is just in it for the glory.

4. Pinkie sings more and has a prettier voice. (Who cares if she sometimes does it randomly out of nowhere?)

5. Rainbow Dash can be a little bossy to Fluttershy while Pinkie just tries to help Fluttershy out of her shell in a cute, cheerful way.

6. Pinkie Pie is so random...and that's...
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