My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: Trixie,the ruler of Equestria(part four)

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Trixie,the ruler of Equestria(part four)

posted by KendiKens

Pinkie Pie:Trixie,I got to say,this place really needs some party decorations and....
Trixie:Shut up!I have a plan for ruling Equestria,and I will need your help.
Pinkie Pie:No sir meam sir!
Trixie:I will put some party decorations...
Pinkie Pie:Then let's do this.
Trixie:Now here is the plan,you gotta go and tell your friends I am not mean,bla bla bla,in other words,say good things for me,and I will sent you free.
Pinkie Pie:Ok then.Let's do this.Party,party,party,party,party.....
*A hour later*
Rarity:Is that Pinkie Pie?Oh,I miss her so much,I think I am seeing her right now,coming to me and.....
Pinkie Pie:Hey you galls,I am here.
Twilight:But how did you leaved?How did you save your self?
Pinkie Pie:Well,Trixie said I can go,so I leaved.
Apple Jack:So,she let you free?
Pinkie Pie:Yes,she is very nice,clever,beautiful and not evil like you said,Twilight.
Twilight:But..but...how can that be?
Pinkie Pie:Don't worry at all.
*By helping Trixie,Pinkie Pie turned evil,but she didn't want her ex-friends know about that.
Rainbow Dash:Who cares?Now that Pinkie is here,she can blow a super party for us all.
All:Yeah,yeah,that would be nice.
Pinkie Pie:Then,I better get started,I want uor party to be perfect and on time.(*Thinking*I will tell this to Trixie,because she is a unicorn,and mabye she can turn me in a unicorn too,and then,we can rule the world together)

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Awesome pony pics

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Rainbow Dash in Armor Wallpaper

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Die And Let Live part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, and Ms. Bonjour were on top of the train while Fenix was in his car calling the police.

Fenix: That's right. They're on top of a train, and one of them is an agent of the C.I.E. Please, you've got to help him.
Police: Ok, we'll send some units to try, and stop whoever is killing your friend.

On the train.

Ms. Bonjour: *kicks Con*
Con: *Nearly falls off*
Ms. Bonjour: Au Revoir Mr. Mane.
Con: *Climbs back on*
Ms. Bonjour: Grrr. *Hits Con*
Con: *Punches Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: *lays on roof*
Con: *Kicks Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: Signal!
Con: *gets hit by signal*
Ms. Bonjour: Hahahaha!
Con: *Falls...

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My Little Pony: Freedom is Magic! Season 2, Episode 1, part 1: Rise of the Tyrant

posted by Thunderhorse007

Welcome back, everypony. The last we saw our heroes, they were receiving recognition from the four princesses of Equestria. We then turned to deep within the Everfree Forest, where King Sombra lay dormant. Red Rose, who aided in the killing of King Cobra, brought the news to her fallen fiancee. Queen Chrysalis has allied with King Sombra, and we join them making their way through the forest.

King Sombra: How many do you have in your army, Chrysalis?

Queen Chrysalis: (cackling) Thousands, not including the ones currently hidden within Canterlot and the Chrystal Empire.

King Sombra: Excellent! How...

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The New Era... THE END (part 2)

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... you was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your ass soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : you right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...

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My Little Pony Full Theme Song lyrics

posted by ppgFireball

My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until you all shared it's magic with me!
When I was young I was too busy to make any friends, some silliness did not seem worth the effort it expands,
but my little ponies. you opened up my eyes,
and now the truth's crystal clear, as splendid as summer skies,
and it's such a wonderful surprise,
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until you all shared it's magic with me!
When danger...

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The Racer part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn

Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no you don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are you kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...

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My Little SAW: Chapter 1 - Game On

posted by NeonInfernoLord

Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to move but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...

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Con Mane: The Expert Saga part 2/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh you from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are you doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did you do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: You sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...

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Princess Celestia, A Troll or Jokester?

posted by karinabrony

Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will show you them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...

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Dirty Harry Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: You see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do you think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, you there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a report of a pony trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...

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Pipsqueak and Luna: A Time Together pt. 1

posted by mariofan14

*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the second story of Cinderella II: Dreams Come True. I hope that you will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny day in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, or just relaxing their day away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other more often....

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Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In case you are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a street to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the orange stallion asked. "Our next target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...