Con made it to Casino Royale in Paris
Con: *Looking for Der Cheif*
P: Do you see him anywhere?
Con: No.
P: We're trying to search for him, but so far no luck.
Con: No good luck.
P: Just keep looking for Der Cheif.
Con: *Continues looking* I see him
Der Cheif: *Wins a round of poker*
Con: May I join?
Dealer: Yes sir.
Con: *Sits down*
Der Cheif: *Looks at Con*
Everypony else playing with Con was Jade Green, a yellow mare with a green mane, and the cutie mark crusaders.
Dealer: Alright, small blind is eight dollars, big blind is sixteen. Whoever has the small blind, or big blind chip must put in the money.
Con: *Pays small blind*
Der Cheif: *Pays big blind*
Dealer: *Dealing cards*
Apple Bloom: This was a great idea Sweetie Belle.
Scootaloo: Yeah. We'll get cutie marks in gambling!
Con: *Recognizes CMC* (How did they get to here from Ponyville?)
Five rounds passed. Jade, and Scootaloo were out of money. Con Mane had $11,800,983. Der Cheif had $15,000,000. The yellow mare had $12,987,902. Sweetie Belle, and Applebloom each had $500,000.
Con: *Looking at cards*
Waiter: Drinks, anypony?
Con: I'd like one.
Der Cheif: Don't you drink too much booze?
Con: At least it's better then being a pony that cries tears of blood.
Dealer: Your bets everypony?
Der Cheif: I'll bet $9,000.
Yellow mare: I'm in *Puts in $9,000*
Con: Call *Puts in $9,000*
Applebloom & Sweetie Belle: *Puts in $9,000*
Dealer: Your cards?
Der Cheif: Four aces.
Con: Four queens.
Yellow Mare: Straight flush.
Applebloom: I got one too.
Sweetie Belle: Four of a kind nines.
Dealer: Jade Green is the winner.
Jade: *gets $36,024*
Waiter: *Brings drink for Con*
Con: Thank you.
Der Cheif: Before you drink that, why don't you try this? *Shows secret sauce*
Con: Sauce? Why would I put that in a martini?
Der Cheif: I know it sounds strange, but it tastes really good.
Con: Alright, *takes sauce, and mixes it in drink*
Con didn't realize that the "Secret sauce" was really a poison.
Con: *Drinks poison*
Dealer: Small blind goes to Applebloom, and big blind is Sweetie Belle's.
Con: *Feeling weird* Deal me out *Leaves table*
In Con's vision, everything he saw was blurry.
P: *Watching game* Con left the game.
Moneybit: He doesn't look well.
P: Mr. Foust, get S for me, quickly.
Mr. Foust: Yes sir. *Runs to get S*
Con: *Gets to his car* P?
P: Con, what happened?
Con: I drank a martini, and I don't feel well.
P: How bad is it?
Con: Death defying.
P: Hang in there. S is going to tell you what to do.
Con: Fuck him, I can do this myself.
P: No, he's going to help you whether you like it or not.
S: *Arrives* Con, listen very closely to my instructions. First, open the glove compartment in your car.
Con: *Opens glove compartment*
S: Next, look for a syringe with a blue liquid. That will mix with the poison, and prevent it from killing you.
Con: *Looking for syringe* I don't see any with blue liquids.
S: Keep looking, it's got to be in there.
Con: *Finds syringe* I got it.
S: Now, put the syringe into your chest, and inject the blue liquid.
Con: *Puts syringe into chest, and injects blue liquid*
S: Good work. Now get back to the poker game.
2 B continued
Con: *Looking for Der Cheif*
P: Do you see him anywhere?
Con: No.
P: We're trying to search for him, but so far no luck.
Con: No good luck.
P: Just keep looking for Der Cheif.
Con: *Continues looking* I see him
Der Cheif: *Wins a round of poker*
Con: May I join?
Dealer: Yes sir.
Con: *Sits down*
Der Cheif: *Looks at Con*
Everypony else playing with Con was Jade Green, a yellow mare with a green mane, and the cutie mark crusaders.
Dealer: Alright, small blind is eight dollars, big blind is sixteen. Whoever has the small blind, or big blind chip must put in the money.
Con: *Pays small blind*
Der Cheif: *Pays big blind*
Dealer: *Dealing cards*
Apple Bloom: This was a great idea Sweetie Belle.
Scootaloo: Yeah. We'll get cutie marks in gambling!
Con: *Recognizes CMC* (How did they get to here from Ponyville?)
Five rounds passed. Jade, and Scootaloo were out of money. Con Mane had $11,800,983. Der Cheif had $15,000,000. The yellow mare had $12,987,902. Sweetie Belle, and Applebloom each had $500,000.
Con: *Looking at cards*
Waiter: Drinks, anypony?
Con: I'd like one.
Der Cheif: Don't you drink too much booze?
Con: At least it's better then being a pony that cries tears of blood.
Dealer: Your bets everypony?
Der Cheif: I'll bet $9,000.
Yellow mare: I'm in *Puts in $9,000*
Con: Call *Puts in $9,000*
Applebloom & Sweetie Belle: *Puts in $9,000*
Dealer: Your cards?
Der Cheif: Four aces.
Con: Four queens.
Yellow Mare: Straight flush.
Applebloom: I got one too.
Sweetie Belle: Four of a kind nines.
Dealer: Jade Green is the winner.
Jade: *gets $36,024*
Waiter: *Brings drink for Con*
Con: Thank you.
Der Cheif: Before you drink that, why don't you try this? *Shows secret sauce*
Con: Sauce? Why would I put that in a martini?
Der Cheif: I know it sounds strange, but it tastes really good.
Con: Alright, *takes sauce, and mixes it in drink*
Con didn't realize that the "Secret sauce" was really a poison.
Con: *Drinks poison*
Dealer: Small blind goes to Applebloom, and big blind is Sweetie Belle's.
Con: *Feeling weird* Deal me out *Leaves table*
In Con's vision, everything he saw was blurry.
P: *Watching game* Con left the game.
Moneybit: He doesn't look well.
P: Mr. Foust, get S for me, quickly.
Mr. Foust: Yes sir. *Runs to get S*
Con: *Gets to his car* P?
P: Con, what happened?
Con: I drank a martini, and I don't feel well.
P: How bad is it?
Con: Death defying.
P: Hang in there. S is going to tell you what to do.
Con: Fuck him, I can do this myself.
P: No, he's going to help you whether you like it or not.
S: *Arrives* Con, listen very closely to my instructions. First, open the glove compartment in your car.
Con: *Opens glove compartment*
S: Next, look for a syringe with a blue liquid. That will mix with the poison, and prevent it from killing you.
Con: *Looking for syringe* I don't see any with blue liquids.
S: Keep looking, it's got to be in there.
Con: *Finds syringe* I got it.
S: Now, put the syringe into your chest, and inject the blue liquid.
Con: *Puts syringe into chest, and injects blue liquid*
S: Good work. Now get back to the poker game.
2 B continued
One regular day in Ponyville,Twilight was reading a book. Suddenly she heard a knock on her door.
"Uhhh who could that be?" said,Twilight. "It's 8 in the morning!" Twilight opened her door and came in Pinkie Pie. "Hi Twilight! whatcha doin?" asked, Pinkie. "Trying to read a book!" replied, Twilight.
"Guess what?" Pinkie, responded. "What?"
"I made up a song!" "Oh no.." said, Twilight.
"When your sad, don't feel too bad, when your mad.. Soooo! don't cry, don't fly, maybe you can smile! don't cry, don't fly, when your troubles are in doubles!!!!!! Soooo!! don't cry!!!!" sang, Pinkie. "Wow it's very catchy". said, Twilight.
"Well I gotta go Twilight, see ya!" Pinkie, said.
So Twilight continued her book. When suddenly.....
To be continued.............
"Uhhh who could that be?" said,Twilight. "It's 8 in the morning!" Twilight opened her door and came in Pinkie Pie. "Hi Twilight! whatcha doin?" asked, Pinkie. "Trying to read a book!" replied, Twilight.
"Guess what?" Pinkie, responded. "What?"
"I made up a song!" "Oh no.." said, Twilight.
"When your sad, don't feel too bad, when your mad.. Soooo! don't cry, don't fly, maybe you can smile! don't cry, don't fly, when your troubles are in doubles!!!!!! Soooo!! don't cry!!!!" sang, Pinkie. "Wow it's very catchy". said, Twilight.
"Well I gotta go Twilight, see ya!" Pinkie, said.
So Twilight continued her book. When suddenly.....
To be continued.............
For Skyrim: ... Cicero. Don't kill me. XD link
For The Office: Kelly. C: (The picture is so Pinkie Pie-ish. XD) link
For Warriors: Hm... maybe Squirrelflight? XD link
For 30 ROCK: Kenneth. XD 'Nuff said. link
For Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Chimecho. (No wiki, sorry.)
More shall com with time! :D
me:hmm...?
*opens front door* nope just frozen bodys
*close door*
*opens 2 door*
all i see is darkness
*close 2 door*
*opens 3 door*
OMG IS THAT Link?
*close 3 door quickly*
me: e_e only two more doors?
*opens 4th door*
*bombs every about to explode*
ME:WTF *close door very quickly*
*opens 5th door* oh its just her bedroom me: Hey! a book (but it turns out a diary)
me: i should leave it alone
Pinkie pie: What are you doing in my bedroom? *grabs a chainsaw*
to be continued or is it???
*opens front door* nope just frozen bodys
*close door*
*opens 2 door*
all i see is darkness
*close 2 door*
*opens 3 door*
OMG IS THAT Link?
*close 3 door quickly*
me: e_e only two more doors?
*opens 4th door*
*bombs every about to explode*
ME:WTF *close door very quickly*
*opens 5th door* oh its just her bedroom me: Hey! a book (but it turns out a diary)
me: i should leave it alone
Pinkie pie: What are you doing in my bedroom? *grabs a chainsaw*
to be continued or is it???