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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con returned to the game. He played two more rounds, when this happened.

Der Cheif: I will take three cards.
Dealer: Alright. Now, it's time to bet.
Der Cheif: I am going all in.
Ponies: Ooooh.
Con: That may be a bad choice *Goes all in*
Der Cheif: For you.
Dealer: Show everypony your hand.
Con: Straight flush
Dealer: Der Cheif. What do you have?
Der Cheif: *Eyes everypony with suspicion* Royal Flush.
Dealer: Der Cheif is the winner. Everypony coming back may return in two hours.
Der Cheif: *Has $26,800,983*
Con: *Slowly leaves table*

When Con returned, he heard the shower

Con: *Walks slowly to shower*
Vesper: *In cold shower with dress on*
Con: *sees Vesper* Everything okay?
Vesper: No. You lost.
Con: Well, it was a good try.
Vesper: *Slaps Con, then kisses him*
Con: I don't know what's happening.
Lasala: *Breaks in room*
Vesper: Ah!
Con: Hey! *Grabs gun*
Lasala: *Runs off*
Con: *Follows*

The yellow mare at the poker game got in Con's way

Yellow Mare: Are you poor?
Con: Yeah, but I'm busy chasing somepony that broke into my hotel room.
Yellow Mare: Con. It's me, Fenix Lighter.
Con: What?
Yellow Mare: My boss disguised me as a mare. I'm bleeding chips, and I got a lot of them. Now look, we only have ninety minutes left. Take half of my money, and together we can make Der Cheif lose. If we do make him lose, M.I.3 will take him from here.
Con: *Hoofbumps Fenix*
Fenix: *Hoofbumps Con*

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mike Gonzo
Mike Gonzo
Gordon, and Master Sword were waiting for Tom at their warehouse.

Master Sword: He sure is taking a while to get back. You think he was caught?
Gordon: Possibly. Not even that crash we caused made him escape the cops. Hey Gonzo!

Mike Gonzo, a Scottish earth pony arrived.

Mike: What can I do for you?
Gordon: Go steal that Ram.
Mike: You can count on me sir.
Gordon: Alright, let's go. *Gets into his car with Mike, and drives away*

Meanwhile at CHP headquarters.

Harlan: *Sees Jesse's suburban arrive on a tow truck* Oh my goodness!
Jesse: *Gets out of the tow truck* Tell me about it. This is terrible....
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posted by jordy_dash
This is goodbye, I am saddened to say it but all things must come to an end, mlp has bored me, I havve grown out of it and havven't enjoyed it, I am writing here to say some things to my friends wether they be here or not

Alinah- an amazing friend, we had good conversations about anime and you were always there to cheer me up, hell you could put a smile on slenders face, I wish we could've had more conversations but unfortunately we couldn't because of time zone differences so when im on your off and vice versa, you are an amazing artist and really god damn cool, stay awesome (//_^)

Laugh- I...
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The two best friends get in yet another argument.
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Season 1 Episode 5.
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