As Con was leaving the Opera House, a mare in a small car came.
Lola: Get in.
Con: Do I know you?
Lola: Get in!
Con: Alright. *Gets in car*
Lola: *drives* Are you 0007?
Con: Yes. And you are?
Lola: Lola. I need your help with something.
Con: What do you need my help for?
Lola: To stop Yolo.
Con: Alright. *Sees telephone booth* Stop the car. I have to make a call.
Lola: *stops car*
at C.I.E headquarters
P: *Hears phone ring* Who is it?
Mr. Foust: It's 0007 sir.
P: Great. I want to give him a piece of my mind. *Picks up phone* Goddamnit Con! You weren't supposed to kill-
Con: I COULD CARE LESS! I COULD CARE LESS! CAN'T YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?! *Hangs up*
P: *Puts phone away* Get someone to bring him back here, now.
Meanwhile, with Lola, and Con
Lola: *stops car at hotel* Yolo was Frank's secondary in chief, until Frank died. He murdered my entire family, and I want to get back at him for that.
Con: Are we spending the night here?
Lola: That depends. Are you going to help me stop Yolo?
Con: I might as well. The C.I.E wants me dead for killing Frank.
Lola: You did the right thing. *Leaves car*
Con: *Gets out of car* This is a five star hotel, right?
Lola: How would you settle on four stars?
Con: *Sighs* Okay.
At Canterlot, P was making plans to get Con back to Headquarters.
P: Moneybit, I'll have you disguised as another pony. We can't let Con know that he's being taken here.
Money: So, what am I supposed to do?
P: Make it look like you're going to take him someplace to be killed. When you get towards the airport, knock him out. If anypony asks, use your hypnotizing spell to get them out of your way.
Moneybit: Yes sir. It should only take me two days to get Con here.
P: Two is all you need.
Speaking of two
2 B Continued
Lola: Get in.
Con: Do I know you?
Lola: Get in!
Con: Alright. *Gets in car*
Lola: *drives* Are you 0007?
Con: Yes. And you are?
Lola: Lola. I need your help with something.
Con: What do you need my help for?
Lola: To stop Yolo.
Con: Alright. *Sees telephone booth* Stop the car. I have to make a call.
Lola: *stops car*
at C.I.E headquarters
P: *Hears phone ring* Who is it?
Mr. Foust: It's 0007 sir.
P: Great. I want to give him a piece of my mind. *Picks up phone* Goddamnit Con! You weren't supposed to kill-
Con: I COULD CARE LESS! I COULD CARE LESS! CAN'T YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?! *Hangs up*
P: *Puts phone away* Get someone to bring him back here, now.
Meanwhile, with Lola, and Con
Lola: *stops car at hotel* Yolo was Frank's secondary in chief, until Frank died. He murdered my entire family, and I want to get back at him for that.
Con: Are we spending the night here?
Lola: That depends. Are you going to help me stop Yolo?
Con: I might as well. The C.I.E wants me dead for killing Frank.
Lola: You did the right thing. *Leaves car*
Con: *Gets out of car* This is a five star hotel, right?
Lola: How would you settle on four stars?
Con: *Sighs* Okay.
At Canterlot, P was making plans to get Con back to Headquarters.
P: Moneybit, I'll have you disguised as another pony. We can't let Con know that he's being taken here.
Money: So, what am I supposed to do?
P: Make it look like you're going to take him someplace to be killed. When you get towards the airport, knock him out. If anypony asks, use your hypnotizing spell to get them out of your way.
Moneybit: Yes sir. It should only take me two days to get Con here.
P: Two is all you need.
Speaking of two
2 B Continued
Discord: to make celestia be a filly!
Filly twilight: oh no u won't! (uses magic to call luna)
Luna: what!!!!!! happened!!!!
filly twilight:discord is on the loose!
Luna: i thought u defeated him!!!!!!
filly Twilight: he he going to turn celestia into a baby
Discord: I already Did!!!!! (evil laughing)
Luna: Now i have to take care of my older sister i mean my youger sister i mean my sister thats a baby!
Spike: (gasps!) what happened!!!!!!!!
Filly twilight: Its a long story spike!!!!
Discord: time is running out!!!!!! (evil laughing!)
To be continued.......................
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Derpy: Hey cousin.. I got the money.
Saten: Really, ho-.. You robbed another store didn't you?
Derpy: ... Maybe.
Saten: Derpy.. This isn't Fillydefia, you can't go around robbin-
Derpy: Maybe YOU can't.. But unlike you, I've been robbing sense I was a little girl, remember?
Saten: Yes.. Some seem to think that I'm a bad influence on you.
Derpy: (laughs) Oh please.. When I found you. You were pathetic.. I made you tougher.
Saten: Yes.. But you ALSO made me into a drunken pot head.
Derpy: Well, who ISN'T in our family (drinks Volga).
Suddenly Master Sword appears, covered in red, and holding a small knife.
Sword: Good news Saten.. I dealt with that that guy that made fun of you earlier.
Saten: Uhh.. G -Good to know.
Derpy: You know Sword.. There's a Carly girl might have things in common with.. Your both.. Something.
Sword: (cleaning blood off the knife) What makes you say that?
Saten: Really, ho-.. You robbed another store didn't you?
Derpy: ... Maybe.
Saten: Derpy.. This isn't Fillydefia, you can't go around robbin-
Derpy: Maybe YOU can't.. But unlike you, I've been robbing sense I was a little girl, remember?
Saten: Yes.. Some seem to think that I'm a bad influence on you.
Derpy: (laughs) Oh please.. When I found you. You were pathetic.. I made you tougher.
Saten: Yes.. But you ALSO made me into a drunken pot head.
Derpy: Well, who ISN'T in our family (drinks Volga).
Suddenly Master Sword appears, covered in red, and holding a small knife.
Sword: Good news Saten.. I dealt with that that guy that made fun of you earlier.
Saten: Uhh.. G -Good to know.
Derpy: You know Sword.. There's a Carly girl might have things in common with.. Your both.. Something.
Sword: (cleaning blood off the knife) What makes you say that?