The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.
Dan: So you from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on you guys.
Sean: I'll meet you there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: You always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.
All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.
Sean: This is a really great choice of a city to destroy.
Rainbow Dash: Who said we would destroy St. Foalis?
Sean: I did.
Rainbow Dash: Relax, all we're doing is taking over a few businesses, and making money off of them. That's it.
Sean: Ok.
After packing up our stuff into the new house, we just sat around, until.
Applejack: Ah know what we're robbing.
Rarity: What?
Applejack: A bank.
Rarity: Whoa whoa, we're only making money off of businesses, and giving them protection. That's all we're doing.
Applejack: Come on. We're just gonna rob one fucking bank, is it too much to ask for?
Pinkie Pie: *pops up from nowhere* Nien!
Applejack: Ah don't know where you came from, but I'm glad you agree with me.
Rarity: Pinkie, I thought you would always agree with me
Pinkie Pie: I agree with what I think is best. Let's rob der bank!
Applejack & Rarity went on to rob the bank.
Rarity: *grabs gun*
Applejack: Not yet! Ya have to wait until you're inside the bank!
Rarity: How about this? *makes gun disappear*
Applejack: Now ya have no gun.
Rarity: Oh yes I do, but it's invisible.
Applejack: Alright, let's just rob this bank.
guard: Hello ladies.
Rarity: *shoots guard*
Applejack: *kills other guards*
Rarity: I'm gonna open that vault. *magically opens vault*
Applejack: What are ya'll staring at? A southern pony working with someone british?
normal pony: Uuhhh
Applejack: *kills normal pony*
Rarity: Got the money let's go!
Applejack: *runs out of bank*
police pony34: Dispatch, I found the bank robbers. They're in a yellow Coltillac Series 65.
Applejack: *drives away*
police pony34: They're driving away! I'm in pursuit.
Dispatch: Ten 4.
Applejack: *drifts to the left*
Police pony34: *follows*
trucker: *backs down alleyway*
Rarity: Watch out!
Applejack: *floors it*
Rarity: Oh no
Applejack: *passes trucker*
police pony34: *hits truck* I just wrecked my car. I'm out of it.
dispatch: This is the 5th time you wrecked our cars. Wait'll the commisoner hears about this.
police pony34: *kills himself*
Back to Applejack, and rarity who are not killing theirselves.
Dan: How much money did you get?
Applejack: $60,000
Dan: Holy shit! Well done you two.
Rarity & Applejack: Thank you.
?: *knocks on door* Man let me in!
Rainbow Dash: I'll get it. *opens door* TWILIGHT? What happened?
Twilight: Man it's a loong story.
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag!
Sean: Hi Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: What are you doing?
Sean: Taking a break from the violence, and watching the trains go by.
Pinkie Pie: Sounds wunderbar.
Sean: Are you really german?
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Sean: I dare you to speak an entire sentence.
Pinkie Pie: Wenn du darauf bestehst. Eigentlich jetzt bin ich sprechen zwei Sätze in Deutsch *laughs*
Sean: Two sentences? Alright, good job.
Pinkie Pie: Have you been doing this kind of stuff before?
Sean: Oh yes, and sometimes I take pictures of them passing by. Not only here, but in another world as well. You wanna see some?
Pinkie Pie: JA! :D
Sean: Alright.
While I was showing Pinkie Pie some train pictures that I took, Twilight Sparkle entered our safehouse.
Twilight: Not only did I lose my wings, but Celestia put a spell on me to make me sound like a black man!
Rainbow Dash: Wow. You can stay with us until Celestia makes you a princess again.
Twilight: thanks gurl.
Sean: *walks in house* Twilight? What happened to your wings?
Twilight: Man, I done too much stupid shit, and they got taken away.
Sean: Why do you sound black?
Twilight: That's another thing ah got for being idiotic.
Rainbow Dash: Who said you're idiotic? Sure you made a few wrong choices, but that doesn't make you retarted.
Sean: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein made some dumb choices.
Twilight: Who dat?
Sean: A genius. Like you.
Twilight: Thanks man.
After Twilight Sparkle joined the mafia she recieved her first job. Taking over an enemy business
Sean: Here it is.
Twilight: Man why do you drive this thing?
Sean: Because it's a 1969 Corvette, and I like cars like this.
Twilight: Whatever man, let's just rob this place. *walks in restaurant*
Sean: Wrong building!
Twilight: OH SHIT!
waitress: Sir? You need to wait in line or leave!
Twilight: Man I didn't wanna be here in the first place! Ah only came here to rob your mothafuckin' restaurant! *grabs gun*
Sean: oh damnit. *gets back in car*
Twilight: *steals money* Wait for me!
Sean: I am!
Twilight: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives away* I told you that was the wrong place.
Twilight: Ah know man, but I got soo angry!
Sean: Well you should've taken your anger out on me. It was my fault, not those waiters you robbed.
Twilight: Sorry. It ain't gonna happen again.
Sean: I hope not, because Dan could kill you for that.
Back at the house.
Dan: What do you mean wrong place?
Twilight: Man I stormed in the wrong building, and got frustrated.
Dan: If that happens one more time, you're dead. Understand?
twilight: Yessir.
Pinkie Pie: Hallo Twilight!
Twilight: Hallo Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: You also speak german?
Twilight: No, I just said that because you did.
Pinkie Pie: Ok. How did your mission go?
Twilight: Terrible.
Pinkie Pie: What? Why?
Twilight: I robbed the wrong store.
Pinkie Pie: Noooooo! Never do that! I'll show you how it's done.
Pinkie took Twilight back to the place she was supposed to rob.
Pinkie Pie: Follow my lead, and don't screw up this time.
Twilight: I got it man!
Pinkie Pie: *walks into store*
Las Pegasus ponies: HEY! Shoot her!
Pinkie Pie: *kills L.P ponies*
Twilight: Wow.
Pinkie Pie: *bounces happily to cashier* Hi!
cashier: *shouts* What did you kill those ponies for?
Pinkie Pie: They were going to kill me. You also might've died. That's why I came here to offer you protection.
cashier: If you put it that way, I accept. *pays money*
Twilight: Is that it?
Pinkie Pie: Sometimes. There are places that have illegal gambling in the upper floor.
Twilight: Man what have I done?
Pinkie Pie: Nothing. I'll let you get the next one though.
Twilight went with Pinkie Pie to the next place to rob.
Pinkie Pie: This next place is owned by Fillydelphia. Good luck.
Twilight: *walks in*
cashier: May I help you?
Twilight: Yeah man, do you need protection?
cashier: Who the fuck do you think you are?! Get out!
Twilight: Man that's the wrong answer *kills cashier*
Pinkie Pie: Nien nien nien nien nien! You never kill the cashiers, or the owner of a business!
Twilight: He said no.
Pinkie Pie: You gotta convince them to say Ja.
Twilight: You mean yes.
Pinkie Pie: Ja! It's german for yes!
Twilight: Man, how could I not fuckin' guess?
Pinkie Pie: Next business!
Twilight: *robs dead pony*
Pinkie Pie: What are you doing?
Twilight: Getting the money.
Pinkie Pie: *shakes head* Let's go.
The final place was owned by Baltimare
Pinkie Pie: All yours again. Try not to kill anypony unless it's part of another mafia.
Twilight: I got it now. What I really want is to not sound like a black man!
Pinkie Pie: i don't blame you. Go get 'em!
Twilight: Hello everypony.
baltimares: It's Twilight Sparkle, but she's not a princess anymore! Get her!
Twilight: *kills all baltimare ponies* Man, you need protection.
owner: That's why you killed those ponies?!
Twilight: Man, they were gonna kill me, and you, and everyone else!
owner: Fine, here's the money *gives twilight $1,000*
Twilight: Perfect man *leaves*
Pinkie Pie: Woo hoo!! That was amazing!
Twilight: Thank you. Let's go home.
Twilight, and Pinkie Pie returned to the Ponyville safehouse.
Dan: Where have you two been?
Twilight: Man I just took over some businesses, with help from Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: She knows what to do now.
Dan: Excellent. The Las Pegasus mob says that they will try to attack our safehouse. We gotta prevent them from doing that.
Twilight: No problem.
The Las Pegasus mob soon arrived.
Sean: They're here!!
Twilight: *grabs grease gun* Let's do this.
L.P. ponies: Dan, have your mafia surrender!
Dan: Howabout you screw yourselves?
L.P. ponies: Wrong answer! *fire guns at Dan*
Dan: Wrong move *grabs molotov*
Sean: Blow up their cars.
Dan: *throws molotov at cars*
L.P. ponies: RUN!!!! *die from explosion*
Twilight: *kills survivors*
Mike: YEaH!
Dan: I doubt they'll be bothering us again. Mike, I got a job for you.
Mike was to rob a jewelry store near the police station. The reason why was because the jewels were very valuable.
Mike: *breaks window*
Police sgt: Hold on I'll be right back.
Mike: *takes jewels*
Police sgt: Somepony is robbing the jewelry store near our station. *runs toward Mike*
Mike: *flies away*
Police sgt: *grabs gun*
Mike: *disapears*
Police sgt: Damnit!
Mike brought the jewels back to Dan.
Dan: Nice job Mike.
Mike: Thanks, it was really easy.
Dan: It was?
Mike: Almost. The police seargent was there.
Dan: You have balls my friend. Keep up the good work.
I was relaxing when Dan came to me.
Sean: What is it?
Dan: Come with me.
Sean: Ok *follows Dan*
Dan: You shall work with Rainbow Dash on a special assignment.
Sean: what is it?
Dan: N2O has just been invented, and I want you two to steal some for the cars of everypony that works here.
Sean: Alright, let's do this.
Rainbow Dash: I'm with you all the way.
So the two of us went toward a shop that sold Nitrous for cars.
Rainbow Dash: Alright, you steal the nitrous, I'll cover you.
Sean: Sounds good. *walks inside*
Rainbow Dash: *looks for enemies*
Sean: Got it let's go.
Rainbow Dash: *opens door*
Sean: *gets to car*
Rainbow Dash: Why don't we put one of these in your car?
Sean: Why not? *installs N2O*
Rainbow dash: Let's go
Sean: *drives car*
store owner: Who stole my nitrous?!?
Sean: *driving car*
Rainbow Dash: *flying next to car*
Copper 64: What is she doing? *turns on sirens*
Sean: What? I'm following the speed limit!
Copper 64: You with the rainbow mane! Stop right there!
Rainbow Dash: *flies off*
Copper 64: All units I just spotted a blue pegasus with a rainbow mane, if you see her, make sure she gets stopped.
Dispatch: What was she doing?
Copper 64: Flying too close to a car.
Dispatch: Did you get her?
Copper 64: No she escaped. So I'll just chase the guy in the car in front of me!
Sean: What now? *drives faster*
Copper 64: He's on the run! Suspect is driving a blue Corvette.
Dispatch: Do you have a description of the driver?
Copper 64: I think it's Sean the hedgehog. I see some black spikes, and a grey arm.
Dispatch: It's him
Sean: *drives faster*
Rainbow Dash: *flies into car*
Sean: What are you doing back here?
Rainbow Dash: Dan made me come back here.
Copper 64: The rainbow maned pony is with him!
Dispatch: It must be Rainbow Dash.
Sean: Well since you're here, why don't we have some fun? *drifts into dirt*
Copper 64: Suspect is going off road!
Copper 53: I just saw you! Joining in pursuit!
Rainbow Dash: Crank it left
Sean: *drifts left*
Copper 64: Suspect is doing more drifts!
Copper 53: *hits other cop's car* Sorry!
Sean: Well that was easy. What now?
Rainbow dash: Hit the nitrous!
Sean: We already lost them though.
Rainbow Dash: We did? Ok then don't use nitrous *laughs*
We make it back, and the rest of the nitrous gets installed in the other's cars.
Applejack: Now all ah need is a paintjob.
Pinkie Pie: I now have a super beetle!
Twilight: Man it's just a beetle with nitrous who cares?
Pinkie Pie: I do!
Twilight: Your's is cool Applejack.
Applejack: Thanks sugarcube.
Sean: I already used the nitrous on mine, but it was able to hit 200 miles an hour.
Twilight: Yeah right. What is it again?
Sean: A '69 Corvette.
Twilight: Man, Chevronet started making cars in 2022, how could that be made in 1969?
Sean: Because this is from a different world.
Twilight: Sorry man jeez!
It was a regular day in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.
L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.
The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.
Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow! I can't believe you didn't notice that!
Rainbow Dash: If we were in different mafias I'd kill you.
Sean: Come on Dash, it was just a joke.
Rainbow Dash: Alright.
Sean: But I was pretty sure that whoopee cushion wasn't working.
Rainbow Dash: *slaps me*
Sean: Holy shit! What was that for?
Rainbow Dash: *leaves house*
Sean: What did I do?
Pinkie Pie: I guess she doesn't like being pranked.
Sean: But it's just a joke. She has to lighten up.
Rainbow Dash: *flies back in* You guys?
Sean: Why do you look so nervous?
Rainbow Dash: Every other mafia is teaming up to kill us!
other mafias: *surround house* Come out of the house everypony! If you don't we'll set it on fire.
Sean: Fuck they have molotovs!
other mafias: *light molotovs*
Ponyville mafia: *shoots molotovs*
The other members were on fire. Some even blew up. And that was the end of the mafia in St. Foalis, making the Ponyville Mafia return to their own town.
The End.
Dan: So you from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on you guys.
Sean: I'll meet you there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: You always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.
All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.
Sean: This is a really great choice of a city to destroy.
Rainbow Dash: Who said we would destroy St. Foalis?
Sean: I did.
Rainbow Dash: Relax, all we're doing is taking over a few businesses, and making money off of them. That's it.
Sean: Ok.
After packing up our stuff into the new house, we just sat around, until.
Applejack: Ah know what we're robbing.
Rarity: What?
Applejack: A bank.
Rarity: Whoa whoa, we're only making money off of businesses, and giving them protection. That's all we're doing.
Applejack: Come on. We're just gonna rob one fucking bank, is it too much to ask for?
Pinkie Pie: *pops up from nowhere* Nien!
Applejack: Ah don't know where you came from, but I'm glad you agree with me.
Rarity: Pinkie, I thought you would always agree with me
Pinkie Pie: I agree with what I think is best. Let's rob der bank!
Applejack & Rarity went on to rob the bank.
Rarity: *grabs gun*
Applejack: Not yet! Ya have to wait until you're inside the bank!
Rarity: How about this? *makes gun disappear*
Applejack: Now ya have no gun.
Rarity: Oh yes I do, but it's invisible.
Applejack: Alright, let's just rob this bank.
guard: Hello ladies.
Rarity: *shoots guard*
Applejack: *kills other guards*
Rarity: I'm gonna open that vault. *magically opens vault*
Applejack: What are ya'll staring at? A southern pony working with someone british?
normal pony: Uuhhh
Applejack: *kills normal pony*
Rarity: Got the money let's go!
Applejack: *runs out of bank*
police pony34: Dispatch, I found the bank robbers. They're in a yellow Coltillac Series 65.
Applejack: *drives away*
police pony34: They're driving away! I'm in pursuit.
Dispatch: Ten 4.
Applejack: *drifts to the left*
Police pony34: *follows*
trucker: *backs down alleyway*
Rarity: Watch out!
Applejack: *floors it*
Rarity: Oh no
Applejack: *passes trucker*
police pony34: *hits truck* I just wrecked my car. I'm out of it.
dispatch: This is the 5th time you wrecked our cars. Wait'll the commisoner hears about this.
police pony34: *kills himself*
Back to Applejack, and rarity who are not killing theirselves.
Dan: How much money did you get?
Applejack: $60,000
Dan: Holy shit! Well done you two.
Rarity & Applejack: Thank you.
?: *knocks on door* Man let me in!
Rainbow Dash: I'll get it. *opens door* TWILIGHT? What happened?
Twilight: Man it's a loong story.
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag!
Sean: Hi Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: What are you doing?
Sean: Taking a break from the violence, and watching the trains go by.
Pinkie Pie: Sounds wunderbar.
Sean: Are you really german?
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Sean: I dare you to speak an entire sentence.
Pinkie Pie: Wenn du darauf bestehst. Eigentlich jetzt bin ich sprechen zwei Sätze in Deutsch *laughs*
Sean: Two sentences? Alright, good job.
Pinkie Pie: Have you been doing this kind of stuff before?
Sean: Oh yes, and sometimes I take pictures of them passing by. Not only here, but in another world as well. You wanna see some?
Pinkie Pie: JA! :D
Sean: Alright.
While I was showing Pinkie Pie some train pictures that I took, Twilight Sparkle entered our safehouse.
Twilight: Not only did I lose my wings, but Celestia put a spell on me to make me sound like a black man!
Rainbow Dash: Wow. You can stay with us until Celestia makes you a princess again.
Twilight: thanks gurl.
Sean: *walks in house* Twilight? What happened to your wings?
Twilight: Man, I done too much stupid shit, and they got taken away.
Sean: Why do you sound black?
Twilight: That's another thing ah got for being idiotic.
Rainbow Dash: Who said you're idiotic? Sure you made a few wrong choices, but that doesn't make you retarted.
Sean: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein made some dumb choices.
Twilight: Who dat?
Sean: A genius. Like you.
Twilight: Thanks man.
After Twilight Sparkle joined the mafia she recieved her first job. Taking over an enemy business
Sean: Here it is.
Twilight: Man why do you drive this thing?
Sean: Because it's a 1969 Corvette, and I like cars like this.
Twilight: Whatever man, let's just rob this place. *walks in restaurant*
Sean: Wrong building!
Twilight: OH SHIT!
waitress: Sir? You need to wait in line or leave!
Twilight: Man I didn't wanna be here in the first place! Ah only came here to rob your mothafuckin' restaurant! *grabs gun*
Sean: oh damnit. *gets back in car*
Twilight: *steals money* Wait for me!
Sean: I am!
Twilight: *gets in car*
Sean: *drives away* I told you that was the wrong place.
Twilight: Ah know man, but I got soo angry!
Sean: Well you should've taken your anger out on me. It was my fault, not those waiters you robbed.
Twilight: Sorry. It ain't gonna happen again.
Sean: I hope not, because Dan could kill you for that.
Back at the house.
Dan: What do you mean wrong place?
Twilight: Man I stormed in the wrong building, and got frustrated.
Dan: If that happens one more time, you're dead. Understand?
twilight: Yessir.
Pinkie Pie: Hallo Twilight!
Twilight: Hallo Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: You also speak german?
Twilight: No, I just said that because you did.
Pinkie Pie: Ok. How did your mission go?
Twilight: Terrible.
Pinkie Pie: What? Why?
Twilight: I robbed the wrong store.
Pinkie Pie: Noooooo! Never do that! I'll show you how it's done.
Pinkie took Twilight back to the place she was supposed to rob.
Pinkie Pie: Follow my lead, and don't screw up this time.
Twilight: I got it man!
Pinkie Pie: *walks into store*
Las Pegasus ponies: HEY! Shoot her!
Pinkie Pie: *kills L.P ponies*
Twilight: Wow.
Pinkie Pie: *bounces happily to cashier* Hi!
cashier: *shouts* What did you kill those ponies for?
Pinkie Pie: They were going to kill me. You also might've died. That's why I came here to offer you protection.
cashier: If you put it that way, I accept. *pays money*
Twilight: Is that it?
Pinkie Pie: Sometimes. There are places that have illegal gambling in the upper floor.
Twilight: Man what have I done?
Pinkie Pie: Nothing. I'll let you get the next one though.
Twilight went with Pinkie Pie to the next place to rob.
Pinkie Pie: This next place is owned by Fillydelphia. Good luck.
Twilight: *walks in*
cashier: May I help you?
Twilight: Yeah man, do you need protection?
cashier: Who the fuck do you think you are?! Get out!
Twilight: Man that's the wrong answer *kills cashier*
Pinkie Pie: Nien nien nien nien nien! You never kill the cashiers, or the owner of a business!
Twilight: He said no.
Pinkie Pie: You gotta convince them to say Ja.
Twilight: You mean yes.
Pinkie Pie: Ja! It's german for yes!
Twilight: Man, how could I not fuckin' guess?
Pinkie Pie: Next business!
Twilight: *robs dead pony*
Pinkie Pie: What are you doing?
Twilight: Getting the money.
Pinkie Pie: *shakes head* Let's go.
The final place was owned by Baltimare
Pinkie Pie: All yours again. Try not to kill anypony unless it's part of another mafia.
Twilight: I got it now. What I really want is to not sound like a black man!
Pinkie Pie: i don't blame you. Go get 'em!
Twilight: Hello everypony.
baltimares: It's Twilight Sparkle, but she's not a princess anymore! Get her!
Twilight: *kills all baltimare ponies* Man, you need protection.
owner: That's why you killed those ponies?!
Twilight: Man, they were gonna kill me, and you, and everyone else!
owner: Fine, here's the money *gives twilight $1,000*
Twilight: Perfect man *leaves*
Pinkie Pie: Woo hoo!! That was amazing!
Twilight: Thank you. Let's go home.
Twilight, and Pinkie Pie returned to the Ponyville safehouse.
Dan: Where have you two been?
Twilight: Man I just took over some businesses, with help from Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: She knows what to do now.
Dan: Excellent. The Las Pegasus mob says that they will try to attack our safehouse. We gotta prevent them from doing that.
Twilight: No problem.
The Las Pegasus mob soon arrived.
Sean: They're here!!
Twilight: *grabs grease gun* Let's do this.
L.P. ponies: Dan, have your mafia surrender!
Dan: Howabout you screw yourselves?
L.P. ponies: Wrong answer! *fire guns at Dan*
Dan: Wrong move *grabs molotov*
Sean: Blow up their cars.
Dan: *throws molotov at cars*
L.P. ponies: RUN!!!! *die from explosion*
Twilight: *kills survivors*
Mike: YEaH!
Dan: I doubt they'll be bothering us again. Mike, I got a job for you.
Mike was to rob a jewelry store near the police station. The reason why was because the jewels were very valuable.
Mike: *breaks window*
Police sgt: Hold on I'll be right back.
Mike: *takes jewels*
Police sgt: Somepony is robbing the jewelry store near our station. *runs toward Mike*
Mike: *flies away*
Police sgt: *grabs gun*
Mike: *disapears*
Police sgt: Damnit!
Mike brought the jewels back to Dan.
Dan: Nice job Mike.
Mike: Thanks, it was really easy.
Dan: It was?
Mike: Almost. The police seargent was there.
Dan: You have balls my friend. Keep up the good work.
I was relaxing when Dan came to me.
Sean: What is it?
Dan: Come with me.
Sean: Ok *follows Dan*
Dan: You shall work with Rainbow Dash on a special assignment.
Sean: what is it?
Dan: N2O has just been invented, and I want you two to steal some for the cars of everypony that works here.
Sean: Alright, let's do this.
Rainbow Dash: I'm with you all the way.
So the two of us went toward a shop that sold Nitrous for cars.
Rainbow Dash: Alright, you steal the nitrous, I'll cover you.
Sean: Sounds good. *walks inside*
Rainbow Dash: *looks for enemies*
Sean: Got it let's go.
Rainbow Dash: *opens door*
Sean: *gets to car*
Rainbow Dash: Why don't we put one of these in your car?
Sean: Why not? *installs N2O*
Rainbow dash: Let's go
Sean: *drives car*
store owner: Who stole my nitrous?!?
Sean: *driving car*
Rainbow Dash: *flying next to car*
Copper 64: What is she doing? *turns on sirens*
Sean: What? I'm following the speed limit!
Copper 64: You with the rainbow mane! Stop right there!
Rainbow Dash: *flies off*
Copper 64: All units I just spotted a blue pegasus with a rainbow mane, if you see her, make sure she gets stopped.
Dispatch: What was she doing?
Copper 64: Flying too close to a car.
Dispatch: Did you get her?
Copper 64: No she escaped. So I'll just chase the guy in the car in front of me!
Sean: What now? *drives faster*
Copper 64: He's on the run! Suspect is driving a blue Corvette.
Dispatch: Do you have a description of the driver?
Copper 64: I think it's Sean the hedgehog. I see some black spikes, and a grey arm.
Dispatch: It's him
Sean: *drives faster*
Rainbow Dash: *flies into car*
Sean: What are you doing back here?
Rainbow Dash: Dan made me come back here.
Copper 64: The rainbow maned pony is with him!
Dispatch: It must be Rainbow Dash.
Sean: Well since you're here, why don't we have some fun? *drifts into dirt*
Copper 64: Suspect is going off road!
Copper 53: I just saw you! Joining in pursuit!
Rainbow Dash: Crank it left
Sean: *drifts left*
Copper 64: Suspect is doing more drifts!
Copper 53: *hits other cop's car* Sorry!
Sean: Well that was easy. What now?
Rainbow dash: Hit the nitrous!
Sean: We already lost them though.
Rainbow Dash: We did? Ok then don't use nitrous *laughs*
We make it back, and the rest of the nitrous gets installed in the other's cars.
Applejack: Now all ah need is a paintjob.
Pinkie Pie: I now have a super beetle!
Twilight: Man it's just a beetle with nitrous who cares?
Pinkie Pie: I do!
Twilight: Your's is cool Applejack.
Applejack: Thanks sugarcube.
Sean: I already used the nitrous on mine, but it was able to hit 200 miles an hour.
Twilight: Yeah right. What is it again?
Sean: A '69 Corvette.
Twilight: Man, Chevronet started making cars in 2022, how could that be made in 1969?
Sean: Because this is from a different world.
Twilight: Sorry man jeez!
It was a regular day in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.
L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.
The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.
Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow! I can't believe you didn't notice that!
Rainbow Dash: If we were in different mafias I'd kill you.
Sean: Come on Dash, it was just a joke.
Rainbow Dash: Alright.
Sean: But I was pretty sure that whoopee cushion wasn't working.
Rainbow Dash: *slaps me*
Sean: Holy shit! What was that for?
Rainbow Dash: *leaves house*
Sean: What did I do?
Pinkie Pie: I guess she doesn't like being pranked.
Sean: But it's just a joke. She has to lighten up.
Rainbow Dash: *flies back in* You guys?
Sean: Why do you look so nervous?
Rainbow Dash: Every other mafia is teaming up to kill us!
other mafias: *surround house* Come out of the house everypony! If you don't we'll set it on fire.
Sean: Fuck they have molotovs!
other mafias: *light molotovs*
Ponyville mafia: *shoots molotovs*
The other members were on fire. Some even blew up. And that was the end of the mafia in St. Foalis, making the Ponyville Mafia return to their own town.
The End.
Captain Sean Jefferson
