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After being at the airport, we found the shield generator, and went to sleep. Next morning, we woke up, still in disguise, but only to find a big surprise.

Griffon 64: Good morning.
Sean: Hello.
Griffon 64: You excited for the arrival of The Death Egg?
Sean: I don't think excited would be the right word. When does it get here?
Griffon 64: It will leave Baltimare in half an hour, and be here in ninety minutes.
Sean: Thanks.
Griffon 64: *Walks away*
Sean: Applejack, get me the radio.
Applejack: *Gives Sean the radio*
Sean: *Turns on radio* Texas to Chainsaw, come in.
Rarity: What's the matter?
Sean: We just recieved word that The Death Egg maybe leaving your area. Sneak on board quickly, and wait for us on there.

In Baltimare.

Rarity: Quickly, get on. *Gets on Death Egg*
Fluttershy: *Follows Rarity*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows Fluttershy*
Shredder: *Follows Pinkie Pie* You know Rarity, we're going to stick out like a sore thumb.
Rarity: Relax, I learned a pretty useful spell. *Using magic to turn herself, and her friends into changelings*
Pinkie Pie: *Looking at herself* Wunderbar.
Shredder: Why changelings?
Rarity: Why not?
Shredder: Now, we're the lowest of the low on Nazi Forces. Couldn't we at least be griffons?
Rarity: Nope. This is the only spell I know.
Shredder: That's just great.
Rarity: Would you like to turn back into a pony?
Shredder: No!
Rarity: Alright then. Let's go find a place to stay for... However long we need to stay on here.
Fluttershy: How about the spa?
Rarity: *Sees spa room* What?! They have a spa here?! We have got to make sure that it doesn't get destroyed when we blow this place up.
Pinkie Pie: That would be cool!
Rarity: Yes it would be cool. Now come on, let's go.

So they all went into the spa room. Meanwhile, Gilda, and Queen Chrysalis arrived at the Griffon Kingdom.

Gilda: *admiring shield generator*
Queen Chrysalis: Oh my god. I just thought of a great idea.
Sean: What are those two doing here?
Caramel: Perhaps they're just here to be observers.
Sean: Chrysalis has a list of everyone that works in Nazi Forces. She'll know if we're in Robotnik's Army or not.
Rainbow Dash: Relax. The odds of her coming towards us is 1 in 1,000.
Queen Chrysalis: *arrives* Hello.
Applejack: How about, 1 in 10,000?
Queen Chrysalis: *Looking at Sean, and others* You are not in our army. You're in disguise.
Sean: Smart, for a changeling. *Kicks Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: *Charging up power attack from her horn*
Sean: *Punches Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: *Pushes Sean onto floor*
Rainbow Dash: Don't you dare hurt him.
Queen Chrysalis: You seem to have powerful friends. But I am more powerful. *Teleports herself, and Sean onto train track*
Sean: What was the point in that?
Queen Chrysalis: You'll see.
Engineer: *Driving train*
Sean: *Running 80 miles an hour to train, and jumps on top of it*
Queen Chrysalis: Well, that was interesting, but I can still kill you. *Running towards train, and shouts* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: *Nervous* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! *Blows horn on train*
Queen Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: *Blowing horn on train*
Queen Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Queen Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: *Blowing horn on train*
Queen Chrysalis: *Jumps to top of train*
Sean: *Grabs Queen Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: ....
Sean: *Holding Queen Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: Okay. This was unexpected. I am now being carried by a hedgehog that can lift up to ten million pounds on top of a train. This was the opposite of what I was expecting.
Sean: *Throws Chrysalis off train, and jumps next to her* What are you, and Gilda doing here?
Queen Chrysalis: We were going to get on the Death Egg with Twilight Sparkle.
Sean: And where is Twilight?
Queen Chrysalis: She's with Gilda inside the Shield Generator, making sure it works. She's the bad guy, not me. Just let me live please. I had nothing but abuse at a young age, and everyone I met kept bullying me for what I was. Just, a changeling, but I wasn't doing any harm to anyone. *Farts*
Sean: Did you just soil yourself?!
Queen Chrysalis: Maybe. *Smiles* It did sound a bit wet there. Let's smell it. *Smelling her own fart*
Sean: *Looks away*
Queen Chrysalis: Aahhh. That smells good. Like a bunch of carrots are being used to make soup, with onions, and other stinky veggies. Even a maggot would say that stinks. If you were cooking this in your apartment, and somepony happened to walk by, they would say, "Hey. I know what you're cooking by the smell of it, and it's shit."
Sean: *Grabs gun, and kills Queen Chrysalis*

2 B continued
The 2017 My Little Pony animated film has a lot of characters. Some of the characters are from the show and others are new characters. This ranking excludes background characters. The characters are ranked from least favorite to favorite.

18. Princess Celestia

Celestia is my least favorite character in the show and my opinion on her in this film is pretty similar. She is a questionable mentor to Twilight and she easily gets defeated by Tempest Shadow. Considering that Twilight is way more heroic, helpful, and saves Equestria frequently why is Celestia still in charge?

17. Princess Luna

My feelings...
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Source: Darksundance
posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little Pony franchise and the Batman franchise are not owned and created by me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her friends were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight said "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy said "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

Rainbow Dash said "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie said "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and said "Discord's...
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Source: DeviantArt
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Source: Hasbro
posted by candylover246
God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the second i publish it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.



*once upon a time in Ponyville*

It was a lovely nice beautiful day in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a random gay thought suddenly popped up in her pink head.

"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of friends is gay", Pinkie said...
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Source: zoe-product
I was watching some Yo Mama videos on YouTube before I started writing this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope you guys have a laugh with this.

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."

-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!

-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a day for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought Rainbow Dash was made out of Skittles!

-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish...
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Source: sazuko
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Source: pintrest (if anyone knows the exact artist, let me know)
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Source: aquila sadiqua zeba
#5: Anthropology by JasonTheHuman
Okay, I haven't actually read it..But it's on Triq267's list of must reads, and I want to have at least ONE story to hate on, despite never reading it. Cause, as Brad Jones would say.
"Hating on stuff everyone likes, makes me think I'm being cool.. But really it makes me look like a total asshole"


#4: THE PINK TEMPTATION by CooperCrisp:
Look I just don't care about Carrot Cake.. I'm sorry.
But this writer has some really well done talent..

link


#3: SPIKE'S RAINBOW DASH by MallaJone:
SpikeXDash isn't the WORST idea for a ship. And this writer is kinda talented.
But...
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Source: Alasou
HELLO! EVERYPONY The story for this show down with the evil Bitch Queen Chrysalis was epic it's amazing what the staff did with bringing the changeling army for one last time plus did everypony like that thorax was reformed Changeling ! Then in the long run we all knew that Queen Chrysalis did not want to reform for good because she feeds on the hate of others and was born to hate everypony and others anyway let me know in my opinion if you liked the season finale of season 6 or not ?


Hopefully season 7 we get to see princess Ember become better friends with spike and perhaps we will someday get the full story of the evil sirens in Equestria !
BEST:

CUPCAKES:
This story truly is my favourite creepy pasta.
I made stories of it myself.
Not only that, but the fact that Cupcakes has some of the greastest fan videos and fan sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready to Die/Andrew WK". Witch, according to Conan (yes, I watch Conan, deal with it, hahaha) the song was made directly for the video, same with the whole song. Guess its why most of the songs are party themed, particulary the one used for Hellsing Abridged.
Anyway.
Obviously this story two thumbs up for me.
As its "different"...
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THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD YOU HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL YOU SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS YOU TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY OR WHATEVER YOUR PONY NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER...
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Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did you spend it all beer again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that day came and went after you gave yourself...
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I thought I would have more ideas from here.. But... I don't.

So this concludes the third season. I have more annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.

A lot of my friends want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.

This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro seconds after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are more or less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
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Source: joyreactor, EQD
Flash Sentry trotted down the majestic streets of Ponyville. It was late evening, and he was headed his way to meet up with his friends in their favorite tavern of the town, “The Tipsy Horse”. He was not wearing his Royal Guard uniform, as instead, he wore a loose shirt and dark jeans. The pegasus was still muddled that the Princess Of Love had asked him to be the personal guard of the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The name seemed familiar to him of course, he knew her as the mare that constantly bumped into him around the castle. But the puzzled expression on his face soon...
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