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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A doctor arrived, and examined Hawkeye's eyes. They were damaged, and needed bandages.

Hawkeye: Will my eyesight be gone forever?
Doctor: Most likely.
Hawkeye: Then I can't be called Hawkeye if I can't see shit.
Doctor: You didn't let me finish. There's a possibility that you can regain your eyesight. That should take three days. Until then, you are in no condition to drive a train.
Hawkeye: So what am I supposed to do?
Doctor: Take a break. Your boss understands.
Hawkeye: I can't just go back to my house, and do nothing. I want to stay here.
Doctor: Suit yourself, but be careful.
Hawkeye: Oh don't worry, somepony will help me get around.
Doctor: *Leaves*
Wilson: Aw man, you lost your eyesight while cleaning a firebox?
Jeff: That can be dangerous. Did you make sure the fire was out before you cleaned it?
Hawkeye: No.
Jeff: Yeah, sometimes an explosion can come from a firebox when you try to clean it, while the fire is still going.
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: MG, is that you?
Metal Gloss: I'm here Pierce. I'm really sorry about what happened to you.
Hawkeye: It's okay. Any other mare would've done the same thing.
Stylo: What would you like to do first?
Hawkeye: Make sure Gordon isn't here to humiliate me.
Stylo: Oh don't worry. His car broke down, and now he has to find a new one to buy, so that he can get to work on time.
Hawkeye: He actually cares about getting to work on time?
Stylo: It wasn't his decision.
Hawkeye: Well then who's helping him?

At a dealership not far away, Gordon, and Nocturnal Mirage were looking for a brand new car. The dealership had a pair of loudspeakers playing music.

This was the song playing: link

Mirage: The dealer will be out here soon.
Gordon: Good. I can't wait to get this over with.
Dealer: *Arrives* Hello. May I help you?
Gordon: Yeah, I just want a new car.
Mirage: He needs one so he can get to work.
Dealer: Well, we have two cars available. A Belair, and a Series 65.
Gordon: *Sees cars* Aw man. They're both so nice, but I don't know which one I want.
Dealer: Take your time.
Gordon: *Staring at cars*
Mirage: *Looking at watch*
Gordon: It's too hard for me to choose.
Dealer: There are only two cars. Please, choose one.
Gordon: Umm... *Continues staring* I can't... I... Fuck it. *Runs away*
Dealer: What's his problem?
Mirage: He's an idiot. *Runs after Gordon*

Back at the station, Hawkeye was trying to get into Snowflake's tower in the trainyard.

Hawkeye: Alright, let's see here. *Tries to put hooves on stairs*
Snowflake: *Sees Hawkeye, and walks out of tower* Need any help Pierce?
Hawkeye: No thank you, I got this.
Wilson: *Pushing freight cars slowly down hump*
Hawkeye: *Steps on Wilson's engine*
Snowflake: Pierce, you're on a train!
Hawkeye: Ha! That's a good joke. *Walks into cab*
Wilson: Hi Hawkeye, what can I do for you?
Hawkeye: Snowflake wasn't joking. Stop the train.
Wilson: *Stops the train*
Hawkeye: *Walks out of cab*
Snowflake: Follow my voice.
Hawkeye: *Walks off engine*
Snowflake: Now go left.
Hawkeye: *Walks onto stairs*
Snowflake: Now keep going up.
Hawkeye: *Walks up stairs*
Snowflake: And...
Hawkeye: *Stops next to Snowflake*
Snowflake: You made it.
Hawkeye: I told you I could make it here by myself.
Snowflake: *Facehoof*

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Gordon tries to decide which car to get
Gordon tries to decide which car to get
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Martha
Martha
When James returned to his home, his family was waiting for him at the dinner table

Martha: James. How was your day?
James: About average. Nothing bad happened.
Martha: That's good. How are Larry, and Jack?
James: They're ok, but I'm a little worried.
Martha: Why? What's happening?
James: They're saying our boss isn't doing so good with getting the Union to leave us alone.
Martha: Which union is it?
James: It's the Amalgamated Association of Iron and Steel Workers. We just call them the AA.
Martha: Ok. Dinner is almost ready.
James: Alright, I'm starving. Kids, come downstairs.
Toby: *Comes downstairs*...
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“…Trixie?!” Stylo choked. She brushed her mane out of eyes and grinned devilishly back at him.
“But… you could… you could hardly clear the clouds away…”

Trixie leaned forward, filling his field of vision. “Hah! I was faking, you fool! Walk-on-clouds spells are for AMATEURS! I simply put on a helpless act so nobody would suspect me of foul play!”

Stylo closed his eyes. Was this really happening?

“Well… I can’t say I’m not impressed, Stylo. You caught me in the act! But now you know too much about our plan.”

Stylo cracked his eyes open. “…Our… plan?”

Trixie’s...
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