That night, while everypony was asleep, Rarity was thinking about how to find out why Rainbow Dash, and Applejack were talking about her behind her back.
Rarity: Hmm, I can't think of anything. They just talked about me falling in love with Sliver, and probably... doing Rule 34 related stuff to him, but I don't care, that's just me. Wait a minute, I got it! They think I'm a Rule 34 addict, and that's why they were talking behind my back. *Goes out of her room to find Rainbow Dash, and Applejack*
Next morning, Princess Celestia was having breakfast, when Lord Burlington arrived.
Lord Burlington: Princess, those three mares are not here.
Celestia: What do you mean?
Lord Burlington: They left! I knew they weren't good enough to be in this army.
Celestia: Perhaps they left to get more supplies.
But they didn't. While Rainbow Dash, and Applejack were sleeping, Rarity kidnapped them, and put them in a nearby tower.
Rainbow Dash: *Wakes up* I'm feeling happy today, and- *Notices she's in a bag with Applejack* AJ? Wake up!
Applejack: *Wakes up* Is it time to collect apples? I'm on it Big Mac.
Rainbow Dash: No! It's me Rainbow Dash. We're stuck together in a bag, and I don't know why.
Applejack: *Realizes she is in a terrible situation* Why are we in a bag?
Rarity: Because I put you in there.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Rarity: Because you said bad things about me behind my back. What were they?
Applejack: It was nothing.
Rainbow Dash: We were just talking about how you were going to mas-
Applejack: *Slaps Rainbow Dash* Not here. We'll get punished for saying things like that.
Rainbow Dash: Then let's get out of here.
Applejack: But we have to kill Gilda first.
Rainbow Dash: Why don't we kill Rarity first?
Applejack: Well. Now that you think about it...
Rarity: oh no.
Applejack: She did tie us up into this bag for no reason, so let's kill her.
Rarity: No! *Teleports from tower to ground*
The other two ponies got out of the bag, and looked for Rarity.
Rainbow Dash: She's gone.
Applejack: It's all your fault!
Rainbow Dash: My fault? I was literally the only one trying to get us out!
Applejack: I helped!
Rainbow Dash: Barely! *Flies out of tower, and goes to another tower*
Rarity: Rainbow Dash, what are you doing?
Applejack: *Shoots arrow at Rainbow Dash*
The arrow hit the wall, and was stuck between two bricks.
Rainbow Dash: Nice try Applejackass! *Shoots cannon at Applejack*
Applejack: *Ducks* You missed!
Rarity: I must stop them. *Sees another tower, then runs into it* I must stop them before they kill each other.
Rainbow Dash, and Applejack were now shooting flaming arrows at each other.
Rainbow Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming arrow at the same time*
Rainbow Dash: Stop making your arrow hit my arrow!
Applejack: I will when you stop!
Rainbow Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming arrow at the same time*
Rarity: *Gets to the top of her tower, and sees fight* They're not even hitting each other. *Grabs cannon*
Rainbow Dash: Hey, Rarity's pointing a cannon at us!
Applejack: Us? She's pointing it at me! *Shoots flaming arrow at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the arrow into a shiny fork* A few more, and then I can have a lovely dinner.
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots flaming arrow at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the arrow into a shiny spoon* One more arrow please. I insist!
Rainbow Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming arrow at Rarity at the same time*
Rarity: *Stops both arrows, and turns both of them into a shiny plate* Are you finished?
And so, they stopped fighting, and walked back to Celestia's castle.
2 B continued
Rarity: Hmm, I can't think of anything. They just talked about me falling in love with Sliver, and probably... doing Rule 34 related stuff to him, but I don't care, that's just me. Wait a minute, I got it! They think I'm a Rule 34 addict, and that's why they were talking behind my back. *Goes out of her room to find Rainbow Dash, and Applejack*
Next morning, Princess Celestia was having breakfast, when Lord Burlington arrived.
Lord Burlington: Princess, those three mares are not here.
Celestia: What do you mean?
Lord Burlington: They left! I knew they weren't good enough to be in this army.
Celestia: Perhaps they left to get more supplies.
But they didn't. While Rainbow Dash, and Applejack were sleeping, Rarity kidnapped them, and put them in a nearby tower.
Rainbow Dash: *Wakes up* I'm feeling happy today, and- *Notices she's in a bag with Applejack* AJ? Wake up!
Applejack: *Wakes up* Is it time to collect apples? I'm on it Big Mac.
Rainbow Dash: No! It's me Rainbow Dash. We're stuck together in a bag, and I don't know why.
Applejack: *Realizes she is in a terrible situation* Why are we in a bag?
Rarity: Because I put you in there.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Rarity: Because you said bad things about me behind my back. What were they?
Applejack: It was nothing.
Rainbow Dash: We were just talking about how you were going to mas-
Applejack: *Slaps Rainbow Dash* Not here. We'll get punished for saying things like that.
Rainbow Dash: Then let's get out of here.
Applejack: But we have to kill Gilda first.
Rainbow Dash: Why don't we kill Rarity first?
Applejack: Well. Now that you think about it...
Rarity: oh no.
Applejack: She did tie us up into this bag for no reason, so let's kill her.
Rarity: No! *Teleports from tower to ground*
The other two ponies got out of the bag, and looked for Rarity.
Rainbow Dash: She's gone.
Applejack: It's all your fault!
Rainbow Dash: My fault? I was literally the only one trying to get us out!
Applejack: I helped!
Rainbow Dash: Barely! *Flies out of tower, and goes to another tower*
Rarity: Rainbow Dash, what are you doing?
Applejack: *Shoots arrow at Rainbow Dash*
The arrow hit the wall, and was stuck between two bricks.
Rainbow Dash: Nice try Applejackass! *Shoots cannon at Applejack*
Applejack: *Ducks* You missed!
Rarity: I must stop them. *Sees another tower, then runs into it* I must stop them before they kill each other.
Rainbow Dash, and Applejack were now shooting flaming arrows at each other.
Rainbow Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming arrow at the same time*
Rainbow Dash: Stop making your arrow hit my arrow!
Applejack: I will when you stop!
Rainbow Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming arrow at the same time*
Rarity: *Gets to the top of her tower, and sees fight* They're not even hitting each other. *Grabs cannon*
Rainbow Dash: Hey, Rarity's pointing a cannon at us!
Applejack: Us? She's pointing it at me! *Shoots flaming arrow at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the arrow into a shiny fork* A few more, and then I can have a lovely dinner.
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots flaming arrow at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the arrow into a shiny spoon* One more arrow please. I insist!
Rainbow Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming arrow at Rarity at the same time*
Rarity: *Stops both arrows, and turns both of them into a shiny plate* Are you finished?
And so, they stopped fighting, and walked back to Celestia's castle.
2 B continued
