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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The cop that got attacked by Saten Twist's chainsaw was waiting inside his car with the hazard lights on.

Master Sword & Sean: *Stop their cars*
Cop: Oh. Thank goodness. *Gets out of car, and runs to Master Sword* Thank goodness you have arrived to save me.
Master Sword: Who said we were here to save you?
Sean: I had no idea you were here.
Jeff: What happened to you?
Cop: Some crazy stallion attacked me with a chainsaw!
Master Sword: Did you see any ponies driving muscle cars?
Cop: Yes! One of them had the chainsaw!
Jeff: We're going after them, right?
Sean: Yes Jeff. My answer hasn't changed since the 60th time you asked me that question.
Cop: Now what do we do?
Master Sword: I don't know about you, but you're going to need a tow truck. *Drives away*
Cop: Hey! You're not just gonna leave me here, are you?
Sean: It's Master Sword's call. Not mine. *Drives away*
Cop: No!!!

While Master Sword, and Sean were continuing their pursuit, Saten Twist, and Blazin' Blue were singing the Convoy theme song that Ryan was playing earlier.

Blazin' Blue: Uh, breaker 1 9, this hear is the Rubber Duck. You got a copy on me Love Machine?
Saten Twist: Aw Ten-4 Big Ben. For sure, for sure. By golly it's clean clear to TacoTown.
Ryan: Hold up! Tacotown? That's not part of the song.
Saten Twist: Yeah it is. He sings, by golly it's clean clear to Tacotown.
Ryan: That is not what he says.
Mirage: Forgive me for butting in, but I watched the movie, and heard that song hundreds of times. It's Tacotown.
Ryan: It is not.
Mirage: Yes it is.
Ryan: It is not!

A blue muscle car appeared by Mirage. It was being driven by Frank.

Mirage: That's a beauty.
Frank: Thank you. I also have a '70 Series 65, but I like driving this car more.
Blazin' Blue: Allow us to introduce ourselves. I'm Blazin' Blue.
Saten Twist: And I'm Saten Twist.
Ryan: I'm Ryan.
Night Frizz: Night Frizz at your service.
Mirage: Nocturnal Mirage.
Case Cracker: And I am Case Cracker. Need fuel, let me know, cuz that's what I got on my trailer.
Frank: Thanks you guys. It feels good to be here. Where are you heading?
Ryan: Fillydelphia. You can be between Mirage, and Case Cracker.
Frank: You got it.
Case Cracker: *Slows down*
Frank: *Drives between Mirage, and Case Cracker*

Now, there were seven cars in the convoy.

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Frank's car
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ass Ass Inn

Starring Rainbow Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic Rainbow as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

It was closing time at the Ass Ass Inn's strip club.

Marisa: *Closing up the strip club. She walks outside to get to her car, but a piano falls out of nowhere making this sound: link * That nearly hit me! What kind of bastard is in charge of getting the piano into Mercury's room?
Construction Ponies: *Looking down at Marisa* Sorry ma'am, we were too busy looking at our phones.
Marisa: And I thought...
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