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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our characters in the convoy was seen going through a tunnel, when more police ponies saw them.

Cop 65: That's the muscle car convoy our Sarge warned us about.
Cop 35: We got four cars. Let's go after them. I'll drive.
Cop 65: Me too.
Cop 77: I'm in.
Cop 46: I'm going with you.

The four cops got in their cars, and drove onto the road.

Sean: *Sees the cops* I passed Master Sword on the way here. It's a shame he had a flat tire. He can't get enough speed to be here.
Jeff: I'm going to miss him. It's bad for him too, because he won't be able to get his promotion.
Sean: Who cares? Let's help these cops stop those criminals.
Case Cracker: Damnit. Not again.
Mirage: I have a feeling we must be popular around here.
Frank: I suppose they just want our autograph.
Saten Twist: Business is-a boomin'.
Ryan: What? With your chainsaw?
Saten Twist: You got that right.
Cop 77: *Getting by Case Cracker* Pull over.
Case Cracker: Uhm.. No thanks.
Cop 77: I said pull over now!
Case Cracker: Pull over to this. *Crashes into cop*
Cop 77: *Hits the tunnel wall*
Cop 46: Are you okay?
Cop 77: My right front tire is stuck. I'm out of it.
Night Frizz: One down. Three to go.
Sean: *Arrives in his car*
Frank: You better make that one down, four to go.
Blazin' Blue: I guess it's a good thing I'm all the way at the front of this convoy. Those cops aren't going to get me.
Sean: *Going to the front of the convoy*
Saten Twist: I'm afraid you spoke too soon.
Ryan: *Grabs apple, and throws it at Sean*
Sean: *Gets hit in the head*
Jeff: Detective?
Sean: *Goes right*
Night Frizz: Look out! *Crashes into Sean's car*

Thankfully, Night Frizz was going fast enough to push Sean's car to the side.

Mirage: Way to go.
Night Frizz: Thanks.
Ryan: Sorry Night Frizz.
Night Frizz: It's not your fault.
Ryan: If I knew he was going to the right when I threw that apple, I wouldn't have thrown it.
Night Frizz: Well, usually I would kill anypony for wrecking my car, but I'll let it slide.
Mirage: Two down, three to go.
Cop 46: *Driving past Frank*
Cop 65: Which ones do we take?
Cop 46: You two take the car with the gasoline trailer. I'm going to the third car. *Speeds up*
Cop 35: We're dealing with that stallion with the stolen gasoline.
Cop 65: He caused one cop to crash. He might have us crash as well.
Cop 35: I hope not. Let's be careful.
Case Cracker: Yo Frank, I think I'm gonna need your help.
Frank: I'm coming. *Drives to the left, and gets next to one of the cops*
Cop 35: I got the suspicion that we're not supposed to go after this guy.
Cop 65: Take the blue car. I'll get the stolen gasoline car.
Frank: *Floors it*
Cop 35: *Following Frank*
Mirage: Get him Frank.
Frank: I think I'll deal with him once I pass Blazing Blue.
Blazin' Blue: That's Blazin' Blue to you.
Frank: Meh, who cares?
Cop 65: *Pushing Case Cracker's trailer*
Case Cracker: Oh no you don't. *Puts on brakes*
Cop 65: *Gets car under trailer* Now I'm thinking this was a bad idea.

One of the fuel cans was leaking. As Case Cracker drove away, some fuel ended up on the police car.

Case Cracker: *Lights a match*
Cop 65: *Getting towards Case Cracker on the left side*
Case Cracker: I gotta say. Today was a good day. *Throws match at cop car*
Cop 65: *Gets his car on fire* Ah! *Crashes into another car*
Case Cracker: I got another one.
Frank: The last one is still after me.
Cop 35: *About to ram Frank*
Saten Twist: *Throws knife at cop car's tire*
Cop 35: *Slows down*
Frank: Haha! Nice one Saten.
Saten Twist: Just doing my job. All in the line of duty.
Frank: I'm getting back to my position. *Slows down, so that he can get between Mirage, and Case Cracker*

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added by emmatheunicron
There were a decent amount of good films in 2017. One of 2017's best films is My Little Pony: The Movie. Although the film seems to mostly be appealing to people who are big fans of the show I think that several people would get lots of enjoyment out of the film.

The film's plot may not seem super complex, but it does a great job of setting up fun adventure. The plot is about Twilight Sparkle and her best friends (Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Spike) trying to save Equestria from the Storm King. The Storm King's henchwoman, Tempest Shadow, is trying to take the...
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a very popular animated show. This list ranks all of the show's important characters as well as Sunset Shimmer from the Equestria Girls film series. In order to keep the list from being too long characters that aren't relevant to the plot aren't included like Big Macintosh, Snips, Snails, and Trixie.

17. Princess Luna

Despite being a real popular character Princess Luna didn't stand out for me. Her personality, storylines, and dialogue isn't that interesting or memorable.

16. Scootaloo

Out of the three main Cutie Mark Crusaders Scootaloo makes the smallest...
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added by ChevalNoir
The 2017 My Little Pony animated film has a lot of characters. Some of the characters are from the show and others are new characters. This ranking excludes background characters. The characters are ranked from least favorite to favorite.

18. Princess Celestia

Celestia is my least favorite character in the show and my opinion on her in this film is pretty similar. She is a questionable mentor to Twilight and she easily gets defeated by Tempest Shadow. Considering that Twilight is way more heroic, helpful, and saves Equestria frequently why is Celestia still in charge?

17. Princess Luna

My feelings...
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Source: Darksundance
posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little Pony franchise and the Batman franchise are not owned and created by me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her friends were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight said "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy said "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

Rainbow Dash said "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie said "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and said "Discord's...
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Source: DeviantArt
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Source: Hasbro
posted by candylover246
God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the second i publish it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.



*once upon a time in Ponyville*

It was a lovely nice beautiful day in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a random gay thought suddenly popped up in her pink head.

"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of friends is gay", Pinkie said...
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added by zanhar1
Source: zoe-product
I was watching some Yo Mama videos on YouTube before I started writing this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope you guys have a laugh with this.

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."

-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!

-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a day for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought Rainbow Dash was made out of Skittles!

-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish...
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Source: sazuko
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Source: pintrest (if anyone knows the exact artist, let me know)
#5: Anthropology by JasonTheHuman
Okay, I haven't actually read it..But it's on Triq267's list of must reads, and I want to have at least ONE story to hate on, despite never reading it. Cause, as Brad Jones would say.
"Hating on stuff everyone likes, makes me think I'm being cool.. But really it makes me look like a total asshole"


#4: THE PINK TEMPTATION by CooperCrisp:
Look I just don't care about Carrot Cake.. I'm sorry.
But this writer has some really well done talent..

link


#3: SPIKE'S RAINBOW DASH by MallaJone:
SpikeXDash isn't the WORST idea for a ship. And this writer is kinda talented.
But...
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Source: Alasou
HELLO! EVERYPONY The story for this show down with the evil Bitch Queen Chrysalis was epic it's amazing what the staff did with bringing the changeling army for one last time plus did everypony like that thorax was reformed Changeling ! Then in the long run we all knew that Queen Chrysalis did not want to reform for good because she feeds on the hate of others and was born to hate everypony and others anyway let me know in my opinion if you liked the season finale of season 6 or not ?


Hopefully season 7 we get to see princess Ember become better friends with spike and perhaps we will someday get the full story of the evil sirens in Equestria !
BEST:

CUPCAKES:
This story truly is my favourite creepy pasta.
I made stories of it myself.
Not only that, but the fact that Cupcakes has some of the greastest fan videos and fan sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready to Die/Andrew WK". Witch, according to Conan (yes, I watch Conan, deal with it, hahaha) the song was made directly for the video, same with the whole song. Guess its why most of the songs are party themed, particulary the one used for Hellsing Abridged.
Anyway.
Obviously this story two thumbs up for me.
As its "different"...
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THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD YOU HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL YOU SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS YOU TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY OR WHATEVER YOUR PONY NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER...
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Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did you spend it all beer again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that day came and went after you gave yourself...
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