My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: The Legend of Pleiades Stardust

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posted by purrloinedlove

Pleiades wakes up to a thunderstorm and her friend Moonbow and her little brother Midnight Dream Boat (preferring Bart for obvious reasons) stop by. "Look Pleiades! I can do this!" He casts a spell he learned in Basic Magic class. "Whoa Bart. I can't even do that." "You're a pegasus silly!" "Yes I am and I'm proud of it." "Quincy is stopping by soon. Bart want to make breakfast with us? We're doing toaster waffles and applesos." (It's not "sauce" people.) Pleiades brings out the waffles, the syrup, the marmalade, and the butter. "Pleiades is the applesos cold?" "Yaas sir ma'am sir." Moonbow tells them, "Great. Bart want to see if you can get the toaster with your magic?" "SURE WHY NOT SIS?!?!" Dang he's excited,Pleiades was left thinking. "Oh yeah there's a thunderstorm and I know that you guys don't have a lightningrod." Fortunately/unfortunately Quincy shows up wondering why he doesn't smell anything cooking. They explained the shmobvious thunderstorm thing to him. Moonbow brings out an invention from her great-great uncle Midnight Gearshift which you can plug into any small appliance and power it with unicorn magic. Quincy and Bart power up the toaster and they have breakfast. Fin- for now

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purrloinedlove Next time- Pleiades meets Quincy's unicorn girlfriend.

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New Era : Reborn Episode 5

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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14th May
Hour 1624
Near Ponyville.
73th Equestrian Army Squadron +DISABLED+

+++21st Executive Ground Service and Capital Defenders+++

- Captain Sandman
- Operator Icepick
- Specialist Damien
- Guardian Firepit.

Dan - Welcome to EGSCD. You will be the last line of Canterlot Defence.
Sandman - Isn't all of squads relocated now... It's not something great.
Dan - Not truth Sandman. You know it. 21st is last. You ARE last to stay at capital.
Sandman - Copy that...

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Road to Canterlot.
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Icepick - 21st... They were great in time of Changeling - Equestria wad.
Damien - Yea...
Firepit - I'm scared for life. Apparently...

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New Era : Reborn Episode 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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13th May.
Hour 1755

//: 37th Equestrian Army Squadron

-Commander Sandman
-Sergeant Icepick
- Private Damien
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- MIA

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Dan - We lost too much troops.
Shadow - We still do defence of Ponyville is impossible.
Dan - Send Hunters to bomb it.
Twilight - My house...
Dan - We are slowly losing hopenin defence. Slowly....

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Ponyville Warzone
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Icepick - Greenleaf!
Sandman - He is dead Icepick!
Icepick - Shitm.. No.. We lost all Ponies... But....
Sandman - Heads down! *puts Icepick on ground*
Damien - *gets down as explosion hits house above them*
Sandman - Shit... We are advancing to Castle!...

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The Heist - Overkill Episode 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Jimmy - Bloody Hell this place is packed with Ponies.
Jake - Calm.

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Canterlot
13:39
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Joel - Can you tell me how you got an insider to move Lenny into different route?
Jake - Let's say that current President got on his position because of me.
Damien - So how we do if.
Jake - You? Just get him out of truck.

-Car appears, and it suddenly is exploded while nearby buildings ignite-

Joel - *wears mask and takes our UZI* Everypony on the ground!
Damien - *wears mask and takes M4 out* It's rolling time.
Jimmy - *wears mask and takes shotgun* Wooohooo!
Damien - *kills remaining alive Guards and starts cutting...

Awesome pony pics

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The Heist : Episode 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

FI - We will let her be with my friend here, before we gonna give her up we have one more job to do. It won't give us money but will eliminate our enemies. There is group of robbers called the wolf pack. Those sluts stole all my Intel and probably gonna use it before us. We have two things to do in their little safehous. Firstly get to their main computer hack inside and take our Intel out. Also if you can get some Intel on them, they are not only four people like me. They are organisated. And second will be scaring them from ous - their boss have little cute dog as pet - blow his brains out...

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Episode 3

The return of legend and his dark shadow.

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"How many time we will spend thinking about what is right and what is wrong when in the end, we all sin."

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The academy ceremony.
15:00
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Principal - We all meet here to say our goodbyes to heroes that was chosen by higher-ups to fight against the enemy that is moving toward us, congratulations to those brave 50 Ponies!
*everyone clap*
Principal - And now some words from the picker who apparently is studying in our academy.
*Darkness walk in Officer coat*
Darkness - The bravery of those Ponies will be always admired by many. As a selector I...

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 2

The Darkness That Covers The Skies.

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Border Guard.
14:25
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Traveler - Hey Joe how is life.
Guard - Boring... How is your traveling going?
Traveler - Pretty good but finally I can speak with my family.
Guard - That is nice.
*something moved in bushes*
Traveler - hm?
Guard - What the- Hey don't go closer!
Traveler - Chill dude it is possibly only an anim-
*something pulls him inside bushes*
Guard - Oh shit! *grabs gun* dude don't joke...
*blood start to go out of the bushes*
Guard - *grabs radio* I-I need help... Right now...
HQ - This is HQ your location.
Guard - X-432 Y-329
HQ - Attacker?
Batpony...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E3 part 5

posted by Canada24

Twilight: Shining Armor, Cadance! You're early! I thought something had come up and you weren't gonna make it until Saturday?

Cadance: So did we. Turned out we weren't needed in Maretonia until next week. And the summit we were supposed to attend today had to be rescheduled, so... we got here even sooner than planned!

Shining Armor: Surprise!

Cadance: It's wonderful to see you all again!

Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash and Rarity: [chattering]

Applejack: Well, the pleasure's all ours, Princess.

Twilight: I'm so glad you're here! I have a big surprise for you!

Shining Armor: Oh, yeah?

Later:

Saten: (runs up...

Health Plan 3

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MLP/Zelda

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2 Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Everyone in the Pony Alliance was ready to fight Eggman's army.

Song: link

Sean: Eggman's army might have taken Ponyville, but we will get it back. We have a lot of airplanes, and skilled pilots here. Let's show them what we got.

55 Thunderbolts, and 41 Mustangs were taking flight out of Canterlot.

Eggman: Get those planes into the air!!
Nazis: *Flying their planes*
DIspatch Pony: How's everything up in the sky?
Pony Alliance Pilot 3: No contact so far, wait a minute, I see something.
Sean: It's the Germans, and they got bombers. Hit them.
Pony Pilots: *Shooting the Germans*
Wind & Master...

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 2 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.

Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* You sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than Ganondorf! You've only been here for two days, you killed five of the guards, and you don't even like Zelda!
Zelda: *Sitting next to the king*
Wind: Well, what is there to like about her? She's very unattractive.
King: How dare you! She...

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Saten Twisst Adventures S3E3 Part 2

posted by Canada24

Granny Smith: You ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're you doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of hay from you? I forgot to stock up on food for Angel, and you do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...

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Ponies!

added by Jade_23

Source: EquestriaDaily

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I hate country music.

posted by mariofan14

To me, it sounds like the same old thing from every song. It's like:

"I love to drink me some beer and play-ay-ay on my guitar. I love my truck to drive in and shoot deer."

How do songs like that even get famous? It's a turnoff for me, and when I hear it on the radio, I don't even want to hear it. It's all acoustics and shit like that. Why would people want to listen to it when they can listen to something else, such as rock or rap?

I just hate country music, and if you like it, don't send me hate.

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor

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Awesome pony pics

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Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor

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Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon got Case Cracker, and Sprocket back at the pizzeria. Jim was waiting outside for them.

Jim: Great, you got back in time. Fillydelphia is trying to get over here from Oatland. I need you to get over to Bay Bridge, and prevent them from getting onto our side.
Gordon: We're on our way. *Drives to the Bay Bridge*
Case Cracker: How are we going to stop them?
Sprocket: Block the bridge off.
Gordon: That's a good idea. We block them off, they can't pass, and we kill them. *Sees the part of the bridge where cars get off*
Sprocket: I don't want this car to be used in the roadblock.
Gordon: *Stops...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Next morning, Gordon arrives at the pizzeria in his car.

Gordon: *Sits with Jim, and Sprocket* Where's Case?
Jim: He's here.
Case Cracker: *Walks over to table* Sup? *Sits*
Jim: See?
Gordon: Yeah, I'm not blind.
Jim: Yeah, whatever. Now listen, Sam has a job for you. He wants you to steal this Dodge Kodachrome, and bring it to his house.
Gordon: Where can we find it?
Jim: There's a dealership not far away from here that has one. You could walk there, and take it.
Sprocket: That'll be easy.
Gordon: Alright, we're on our way. *Stands up, and leaves pizzeria*
Sprocket: *Walks with Case Cracker behind...

Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the pizzeria in Mane Ashbury, San Franciscolt

Jim: *Sitting* You told him to come here, right?
Gordon: I sent him a message, but he didn't reply. I'm not sure if he got it or not.
Jim: Well, I hope he remembers to meet us here. We're gonna have a good time. *Sees clock* Hold up, I'll be back.
Gordon: Where are you going?
Jim: I gotta meet somepony at the trainstation. *Leaving pizzeria* I'll be back.
Gordon: *Stays at pizzeria*
Waiter: May I get you anything else?
Gordon: Just a sprite.
Waiter: Coming right up. *Goes to get drink*

Eight minutes later.

Case Cracker: *Gets out of a taxi cab...