Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic Rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Celestia: *Sitting at her desk in her office*
Timothy: Princess, I trust that you enjoy this desk, we worked real hard to make it.
Celestia: Thank you. Now, I need to know about Twilight Sparkle. She has betrayed me too many times now, and we must find her.
Timothy: I regret to inform you that she has not been found, but I did find a penny.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: It was heads up too. We should be able to find her easily now.
Celestia: It's clear to me that you're not a good informer. I need someone more intelligent like...
Derpy: *Arrives* Hi Princess. Here's your pizza.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You're my new informer.
Derpy: Yay!
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: Timothy, go back to whatever it was you were doing.
Timothy: *Walks away*
Derpy: What should I inform you about?
Celestia: You tell me if you found Twilight Sparkle or not. She is a traitor to Equestria, and must be captured.
Derpy: I thought you were only supposed to capture flags.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: No, you find Twilight Sparkle, and tell me about it. You also inform me about anything important.
Derpy: Okay.
The next day.
Celestia: *Sitting at her desk*
Derpy: You are Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I don't need stupid losers like you telling me that.
Audience: Aw.
Celestia: Of course I'm Celestia! Who else would I be? The prime minister of Canada?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I don't see why you would waste time in telling me that I'm the princess. I know I'm Celestia. Go tell Twilight Sparkle that she's Twilight Sparkle.
Audience: *Laughing*
The next day.
Celestia: *Walking upstairs*
Bryan: *Sees Celestia* Hey look, it's Nicole Oliver.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I am Princess Celestia you nincompoop.
Jonathan: I object to you saying you're the princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You can't object my identity!
Jonathan: But you're Nicole Oliver.
Celestia: *Ignoring the others, and goes upstairs*
The white alicorn got to her office, and sat down at her desk, when Derpy arrived.
Derpy: I'd like to inform you about something important. You are not the real Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: What do you mean I'm not Princess Celestia? Of course I am. You dare question my identity? To hell with you. I'm already dealing with other ponies saying that I'm Nicole Oliver, and I don't need others telling me I'm not Celestia. Why don't you go inform Twilight?
Derpy: Because you told me to capture her.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Falls asleep, and falls on the floor*
Meanwhile on the block.
Master Sword: Well, today has been fun, but it's time to go home. My laundry is going to catch on fire if I leave the washing machine running.
Tom: How is that possible?
Master Sword: It's really old.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Well, so long. And, enjoy the rest of your day.
Astrel Sky: *Imitating a Radio Disk Jockey* This is Astrel Sky, signing off.
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
The End
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic Rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Celestia: *Sitting at her desk in her office*
Timothy: Princess, I trust that you enjoy this desk, we worked real hard to make it.
Celestia: Thank you. Now, I need to know about Twilight Sparkle. She has betrayed me too many times now, and we must find her.
Timothy: I regret to inform you that she has not been found, but I did find a penny.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: It was heads up too. We should be able to find her easily now.
Celestia: It's clear to me that you're not a good informer. I need someone more intelligent like...
Derpy: *Arrives* Hi Princess. Here's your pizza.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You're my new informer.
Derpy: Yay!
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: Timothy, go back to whatever it was you were doing.
Timothy: *Walks away*
Derpy: What should I inform you about?
Celestia: You tell me if you found Twilight Sparkle or not. She is a traitor to Equestria, and must be captured.
Derpy: I thought you were only supposed to capture flags.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: No, you find Twilight Sparkle, and tell me about it. You also inform me about anything important.
Derpy: Okay.
The next day.
Celestia: *Sitting at her desk*
Derpy: You are Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I don't need stupid losers like you telling me that.
Audience: Aw.
Celestia: Of course I'm Celestia! Who else would I be? The prime minister of Canada?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I don't see why you would waste time in telling me that I'm the princess. I know I'm Celestia. Go tell Twilight Sparkle that she's Twilight Sparkle.
Audience: *Laughing*
The next day.
Celestia: *Walking upstairs*
Bryan: *Sees Celestia* Hey look, it's Nicole Oliver.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I am Princess Celestia you nincompoop.
Jonathan: I object to you saying you're the princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You can't object my identity!
Jonathan: But you're Nicole Oliver.
Celestia: *Ignoring the others, and goes upstairs*
The white alicorn got to her office, and sat down at her desk, when Derpy arrived.
Derpy: I'd like to inform you about something important. You are not the real Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: What do you mean I'm not Princess Celestia? Of course I am. You dare question my identity? To hell with you. I'm already dealing with other ponies saying that I'm Nicole Oliver, and I don't need others telling me I'm not Celestia. Why don't you go inform Twilight?
Derpy: Because you told me to capture her.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Falls asleep, and falls on the floor*
Meanwhile on the block.
Master Sword: Well, today has been fun, but it's time to go home. My laundry is going to catch on fire if I leave the washing machine running.
Tom: How is that possible?
Master Sword: It's really old.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Well, so long. And, enjoy the rest of your day.
Astrel Sky: *Imitating a Radio Disk Jockey* This is Astrel Sky, signing off.
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
The End
