Cheyenne, Wyoming
April 4, 1957
3:51 PM

A Southern Pacific freight train pulled by five diesels entered Cheyenne's trainyard. It was being driven by Nikki.

Mirage: *Sees Nikki's train* Whoa. That's a really long train.
Orion: I didn't think she'd be back here until tomorrow.
Mirage: You were wrong mate.
Nikki: *Stops train next to Snowflake's yard tower*
Orion: Back to work, oh, and don't forget to show our Southern Pacific pony how we fixed the switcher.
Mirage: I won't forget.
Orion: *Walks over to Nikki's engine* Hello.
Nikki: Howdy.
Orion: Remember that engine me, and Mirage were trying to repair a few hours ago?
Nikki: Yeah. How's he doing with that?
Orion: We just fixed it.
Nikki: Oh, good for you.
Mike: *Uncouples Nikki's engines from the train* Hey! I remembered what my job was! I'm awesome at this!!
Orion: Yeah, that's great Mike. Go tell somepony else.
Mike: *Running*
Stylo: *Walks into trainyard with water hose*
Nikki: *Backing her engines onto another track*
Snowflake: *Sees Stylo with a water hose* What do you intend to do with that?
Stylo: Wait, and see. *Connects hose to water tank on Snowflake's yard tower*
Snowflake: *Sees Gordon's hole in the ground* I think I know now.
Gordon: *Walking to the trainyard*
Stylo: Uh oh. *Hides water hose*
Gordon: *Walks in* Somepony please explain to me why Michael Gonzo was running through the station, and into Cheyenne shouting, I know what my job is.
Stylo: Let's just say you two have something in common.
Gordon: We have black manes?
Stylo: Yes, but that's not what I was thinking.
Gordon: We're orange?
Stylo: I was also thinking about something else. I'll give you a hint. It has something to do with inside your head.
Gordon: Does it have anything to do with our brains?
Stylo: Correct. You two are idiots.
Gordon: *Gets angry, and walks back to the train station*
Stylo: That was close. *Gets water hose, and pours water into Gordon's hole*
Hawkeye: *Driving train passed the station*
Gordon: Wait a second. Who was that pony with Hawkeye, and Percy? *Thinks for two seconds* CANADIAN!! *Runs to the trainyard*
Stylo: *Stops filling hole with water, and puts hose away* Perfect timing Hawk.
Gordon: There's a Canadian coming towards us on Hawkeye's train!! *Jumps into hole, and notices there's water in it*
Stylo: *Laughing*
Mirage & Orion: *Laughing*

Soon everypony was laughing.

Gordon: *Slowly gets out of hole* How did that happen?
Stylo: I don't know Gordon. Rain, perhaps?
Hawkeye: *Stops train next to Nikki's train* Here's an extra locomotive for you to use. No freight cars.
Mirage: What happened to your passenger train?
Hawkeye: Long story, but right now, me, Percy, and Benny need to get into the servicing facility. *Walks away*
Percy & Benny: *Follows Hawkeye*
Gordon: *Looking at gas turbine* When did this get here?

A Union Pacific diesel with Railroad Police markings arrived.

Gordon: What are you doing here?
RP Pony 3: Who's in charge here?
Gordon: I am, but I wanna know why you're here.
RP Pony 3: Is this your gas turbine locomotive?
Gordon: No. I don't even know how it got here.
RP Pony 3: We got reports saying you stole it from Chicagoat.
Gordon: That's insane! I wasn't even in Chicagoat today!
RP Pony 3: Any witnesses?
Orion: Nope. Nopony cares for this asshole.
Gordon: Oh thanks a lot Orion!
RP Pony 3: If you'll just come with me-
Gordon: No! *Weakly punches RP Pony*
RP Pony 3: *Knocks out Gordon*
Orion: Very good. Please get rid of him.
RP Pony 3: With pleasure. We'll notify Mr. Reimer to come back immediately.
Orion: Thank you. The sooner, the better.

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