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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Equestria. Have you ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, you are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, or evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, or send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered by steam.

Fluttershy: If you're looking for a good way to get around one place to another, it's The Friendship Express.
Pinkie Pie: It's wunderbar! Zhe train is decorated to look like candy, und some of it is pink. Zhat is my favorite color.
Reporter: I figured.

The Friendship Express runs from Ponyville to Canterlot, and occasionally goes to Manehattan. Plans are being made for the train to go into Fillydelphia.

Most trains nowaday are no longer powered by steam. They now run on diesel, or electricity.

Big Macintosh: The way I see it, most ponies prefer steam trains than diesel.
Applejack: The only reason why Railroads moved onto diesel, and electric locomotives was because they were cheaper to operate. Though they weren't as powerful, the diesels, and electric engines were faster, more fuel efficient, and didn't require much maintenance, but I ain't gonna forget that story my Granny Smith told me.

During World War 2, Granny Smith worked to load up apples onto freight trains heading to Manehattan. The Equestrian Army needed lots of food, soldiers, guns, vehicles, and other supplies to win, and every railroad helped the war effort by delivering most of these supplies to Manehattan, Los Angeles, or San Franciscolt.

In 1941, just before Equestria got bombed by Japan in Pearl Harbor, The Union Pacific Railroad ordered twenty five massive locomotives called the Big Boy. They were the largest steam engines to be manufactured, and were capable of pulling five mile long trains. They got the supplies to where they needed to be, and at a fast speed to. The Big Boy had a top speed of seventy five miles an hour. At that time, it was faster than most road vehicles. As mentioned earlier, steam trains were replaced by diesels. The Big Boys were used by the U.P until 1959, when all twenty five of them were either scrapped, or placed on static display.

Rainbow Dash: Those engines were so awesome. It's a shame they don't use them anymore. If I were to go into the past, I'd go back in time by sixty years, and see one pulling a train.
Shining Armor: There's only eight left, but only one of them are going to be restored to operating conditions.
Fluttershy: As we speak, they're restoring engine 4014, one of the twenty five Big Boys manufactured for the Union Pacific.
Rarity: I'd love to see it operate, but I wouldn't want to drive it. A lady like myself needs to stay clean, and I can't get any coal dust all over me.
Sweetie Belle: Oh come on Rarity, there can't be that much dust.

Rarity, and Sweetie Belle time travelled to 1946, and saw for theirselves.

Rarity & Sweetie Belle: *Covered in black dust*
Sweetie Belle: Well, looks like I was wrong. At least nopony will call us marshmallows.

We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake Shore Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have you worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job right as soon as I graduated from College.
Camera Pony: What's your favorite thing about being the conductor?
Wayne: My favorite part of the job is seeing the many ponies smiling at me when I do my work. It makes my day, and I'm glad that I get to travel with them.
Camera Pony: Least favorite part of the job?
Wayne: I don't know. I don't think there's any part of this job that I don't like.
Camera Pony: Do you worry that your train might crash?
Wayne: Some ponies asked me that, but I don't let that scare me. I know the engineer is good at his job, otherwise, he wouldn't be here.

The train starts at Grand Central station, and makes a few station stops before getting out of the state of Neigh York. As it goes northbound, the Hudson River can be seen next to the tracks. Two other Railroads go by here. They are Metro North, and CSX.

Wayne: Metro North is the same type of railroad that we are, only shorter. CSX is a freight railroad.

Before Amtrak was created, nearly every railroad in Equestria carried both passengers, and freight. But in the 50's, and 60's, fewer ponies were doing business by train. They either drove their car, or flew in an airplane. By 1971, Amtrak was created, and took over most passenger operations from other railroads.

Wayne: Other railways back then were close to being out of business, and they needed some way to make more money. When Amtrak was created, they offered the other railways to pay them for their passenger trains. Amtrak was created by the government, and it's still owned by the government.

Now, Equestrian railroads deal with one type of train. Either passenger trains, or freight.

Our train stops at Harmon, to let some of the passengers off. As they do this, we got an interview from Terrence, the engineer.

Terrence: How are you doing?
Camera Pony: Good. We're from SeanTheHedgehog Productions, and we'd like to ask you some questions.
Terrence: Sure.
Camera Pony: How long have you been an engineer?
Terrence: About eleven years.
Camera Pony: Do you like driving trains?
Terrence: Yeah. I love it.
Camera Pony: What's your favorite part about it?
Terrence: I guess it's the importance of the job that I like the most about it. You got a very important job to do, and it's fun.
Camera Pony: Importance, and fun does sound like a good combination. One more question, have you always been working around this area?
Terrence: Not always. For the first five years of my job, I worked in New Mexico. I'd take trains from Santa Neigh to Phoenix Arizona. Now, I just go from Manehattan to Rochester.

Terrence enjoys his job very much, and couldn't think of any other job he would rather do. As the train continues heading northbound, it also follows the old route of the 20th Century Limited. Back in early 20th century, the Neigh York Central Railroad operated a luxurious passenger train running from Manehattan to Chicagoat, and vice versa.

Rarity: They had a lot of beautiful decorations, as well as good food. Modern trains don't seem to have that taste in luxury anymore.
Applejack: It was really fancy, that's for sure.
Pinkie Pie: It sounds good, but they were missing one little teeny tiny thing. *Grabs party cannon* PARTIES!! *Shoots confetti*
Interviewer: Jesus. You messed up my notes.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, who cares about notes? We need more parties!
Pony Band: *Playing Louie Louie*
Interviewer: Where did I go wrong?
Ponies: *Dancing*
Interviewer: I just wanted to interview ponies about trains, and this happens.

The Union Pacific is the largest railway in all of Equestria. Freight trains go to many of the hundreds of cities in the midwest, or western region.

Applejack: That was the railway with the big boys we were talking about earlier.
Interviewer: Yeah.
Applejack: Then I ain't surprised if they're the largest railroad in all of Equestria.
Pinkie Pie: *Sleeping*
Interviewer: She fell asleep right after her party ended.
Camera Pony: *Losing focus on Pinkie Pie*
Interviewer: Get more focus on that video!
Camera Pony: *Gains more focus*
Pinkie Pie: *Wakes up, and yawns* Guten morgen.
Interviewer: What?
Pinkie Pie: Zhat vas good morning in German.
Interviewer: Oh.
Pinkie Pie: So, vhat are you interviewing me about now?
Interviewer: The Union Pacific.
Pinkie Pie: Zhe pacific of vhat?
Interviewer: It's a railroad!
Pinkie Pie: Oh. It's quiet interesting to me.
Interviewer: How so?
Pinkie Pie: It just is. *Falls asleep again*
Interviewer: *Face turns red, and he is about to go on a rage*

Moving on. The Union Pacific has over eight thousand locomotives on it's roster, over twenty one thousand employees, and is well known by many ponies that like trains. A TV show was even created, taking place on the Union Pacific Railroad in Cheyenne Wyoming. It's called Ponies On The Rails, and so far, there are over seventy episodes, and a movie special.

Rainbow Dash: Great show, I think the actors do an outstanding job.
Rarity: I don't watch much TV, but Ponies On The Rails is one of the things I watch on there.
Interviewer: What's the other thing?
Rarity: Umm...

Rule 34. She mas*******s to it twenty times in one day.

Rarity: Hey! If everypony finds out that it's true I'm done for.
Applejack: *Arrives with Rainbow Dash* We already know about it.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. You told us just a few weeks ago.
Rarity: *Embarrased*
Interviewer: Let's go find another pony to interview.
Colgate: Ponies On The Rails is a good show, but they should have an episode focused on dental hygene.
Maud Pie: I saw a few rocks in some episodes. So, I like it.

We would get an interview from some of the actors in the show, but they were too busy continuing episodes for season 8.

As mentioned in the previous part of this story, the Union Pacific is Equestrian's longest railroad. It even has part of the responsibility of getting a train all the way from San Franciscolt to Manehattan. The other part of this responsibility is owned by CSX, taking over for the Union Pacific in Chicagoat.

Applejack: Once the train gets to Manehattan, all of the lettuce, tomatoes, and other vegetables that they use for making salads goes to many places in the east coast. Not just in Manehattan, but also in small towns like Ponyville.
Rainbow Dash: If it weren't for the Salad Bowl Express, I wouldn't be able to have all those veggies that I like to eat.

Other times, the train starts off in Los Angeles, instead of San Franciscolt. Today, the Salad Bowl Express, is starting off in San Fran. Several ponies have to work hard to load up the train with the boxes of vegetables quickly in order for the train to leave on time.

Mike: *Loading boxes onto train with a forklift* All of the freight cars on this train are refrigerated boxcars. They keep the food nice, and cool until it reaches it's destination. Now, to load these boxes onto the train, we get boxes onto a forklift, drive them towards the car, and other ponies take them off, and load them onto the train.
Other Ponies: *Takes boxes off the forklift, and into the train*

Once all of the boxes are finished being loaded, the train takes off. One hundred refrigerated boxcars are on the train, and three diesels are being used to take it into Chicagoat. It's a very long way to the windy city from San Franciscolt, so the train will have to make a few stops to change the crew, and refuel the engines.

Engineer: *Driving through the desert. He is blowing the horn as he goes into a tunnel*

One place that the Salad Bowl Express has to go through is a place called Donner Pass. A lot of snow falls there in the winter, even in the spring, and early autumn. Thankfully, the Union Pacific already cleared the snow off the tracks for it's trains to go through.

Engineer: I remember my father working around here on the Southern Pacific thirty years ago. My mom, and I would say a prayer for him, hoping he wouldn't get hurt, or end up being buried under the heaps of snow that fall here.

In the seventies, and eighties, four railroads were responsible for getting the Salad Bowl Express across the United States. The Union Pacific was still one of them, but they also worked with the Southern Pacific, Chicagoat & North Western, and Ponyrail. In 1995, and 1996, The Union Pacific purchased the Chicagoat & North Western, and the Southern Pacific respectively. In 1999, CSX purchased half of Ponyrail, while the other half went to Norfoal Southern.

Engineer: *Slowing train down* We're being taken into the yards here in Cheyenne. I'm going to get off here so another pony can take over, the engines are going to get refueled, and a few of these cars are going onto another train.

The yards are a very important part of a railroad, but also very dangerous. Everypony is required to wear a blue vest, and they are not allowed to walk across any of the tracks, unless it's clear of any trains.

Bill: *Checking the airbrakes between two freight cars* Look at this here.
Camera Pony: *Filming Bill*
Bill: *Gets under cars, and gets on walkie talkie* Don't move yet, you ain't got your airbrakes connected. *Connects the airbrakes, and gets out from under the freight cars* All good.
Engineer: *Blows horn twice, rings the bell, and drives off*
Bill: Yeah, this job is dangerous, but I love it. All I need is my southern accent, love from my wife, and children, and of course my blue vest, and all the common sense a pony can get. If y'all don't have common sense, you ain't gonna survive around here.

Safety is very important in the trainyard. All the trains have to go slow, and the ponies walking through the yards have to do their job with precision, and care.

Bill: Your train is all set man, get going.
Camera Pony: *Running back onto the Salad Bowl Express*
Engineer: You must be that camera pony Willy was telling me about.
Camera Pony: The engineer that got the train here?
Engineer: Yep. I'm Alex, and I'll be your driver today.
Pony: *Flying a helicopter*
Camera Pony: *In helicopter, filming the train*

Our train heads out of Cheyenne, and continues it's route to Chicagoat.

In the previous part of this episode of The History Of Equestria, we saw the Union Pacific take the Salad Bowl Express from San Franciscolt. Now, it has arrived in Chicagoat, and CSX will take over from here.

Max: I'm gonna drive the train the rest of the way. How was you trip so far?
Camera Pony: Excellent.
Max: Well good. Let's get into the locomotives.

Once they get into the engines, the train leaves Chicagoat. Then, it takes eight hours to get into Manehattan, as the train follows the Hudson River Line.

Applejack: *Inside her barn* Whoa whoa whoa, that's the same place that we were talking about earlier with Amtrak.
Interviewer: I wasn't interviewing you, but okay.
Applejack: Oh really? What's with the camera, and the questions in your book then?
Interviewer: It was about something else. Can we just get back to the video?
Applebloom: *Arrives* Hey sis', what was with all that film inside our house?
Interviewer & Applejack: *Staring at each other* That doesn't sound good.

Unfortunately, due to the fact that a certain SOMEPONY lost some film of ours, we cannot show you the train going to Manehattan, but we can show it to you in Manehattan.

Audience: Okay!

So, we're in Manehattan, and The Salad Bowl Express is stopping in the yards.

Max: *Stops train in yards* Well, I guess my fifteen minutes of fame is up, huh?
Camera Pony: Yeah.
Max: *Laughing* It was an honor having you as a special guest on my train.
Camera Pony: And it's gonna be an honor having you in this video.
Max: *Laughing* Thanks dude, I appreciate it.

Now, for unloading the boxes of vegetables from the train. It's just like loading up the train, only in reverse. We showed this video to some ponies, and here's what they said about it.

Derpy: That was awesome, especially how they had two trains going there at the same time.
Interviewer: Uh Derpy, there was only one train. Are you sure your cross-eyed isn't messing with your mind?
Derpy: I'm sure. All I want to do now is have a muffin, and blow bubbles.
Maud: There weren't any rocks, but the video was good.
Pinkie Pie: Zhey need engines from Germaneigh, und zhen it vould be awesome.
Interviewer: Why are you talking like that?
Pinkie Pie: *Very happy* I'm German!
Interviewer: Oh yeah, I forgot. Heil Hitler.
Pinkie Pie: Not zhat kind of German. Zhe cheerful kind zhat likes to eat chocolate, drink soda, und throw parties with lots of candy!
Interviewer: Ah. I see.

When most ponies talk about trains, they often think about passenger trains, others think about the trains of other countries. Then there are those ponies that talk about model trains.

These model trains run on electricity that runs through the tracks, and provides power to the engine on the train. They've been around for over one hundred years.

Pinkie Pie: I've been trying to save up on a model train set, but Mr. und Mrs. Cake won't let me. Zhey say zhere is not enough room, but vhat do zhey know?
Applejack: My sister Applebloom wants one, but sadly.. *Takes hat off, and cries* We're too poor!
Fluttershy: I know someone that lives near my house that has a cool model train set. He has lots of tracks running around his house.

While some ponies make their layout look realistic, taking place in either the past, or the present. Others have fun, being as creative as they can be with getting many different trains running around.

One day, Rainbow Dash got a cool layout set up, and she had it set up during the winter, when it was snowing.

Rainbow Dash: *Making train go around* It's a good thing none of the tracks are covered up in snow yet. I didn't get any snowplows yet. *Laughing*
Camera Pony: That's funny.
Rainbow Dash: You got that right. You should see the layout that my special somepony has. He's not really a pony, but he's a good guy.

A grey hedgehog lives nearby Fluttershy, and he is the one that Fluttershy said had the cool layout. He has a table set up near the walls of his home, and it goes through five rooms of his house.

Sean: I see you like my layout.
Interviewer: Yeah.
Sean: All I need now, is the friendship express. Other than that, I am happy with my train layout. *Having trains go around his table*
Camera Pony: *Filming model trains*
Sean: Come here, I got something to show you.
Camera Pony: *Walking towards Sean*
Sean: *Pointing to glass case* This is where I put most of my engines when they're not in use. I like to switch things up from time to time.
Camera Pony: That's a lot of engines.
Sean: You got that right. You know how much it cost me to get my entire layout set up?
Camera Pony: What?
Sean: Five hundred thousand dollars.

Sean is not the only one to spend a big amount of money on his model trains. Lots of ponies throughout Equestria, and many other countries spent over two hundred thousand dollars on their trains, and their layout. In the end, it's all worth it.

Railways have helped out Equestria in many ways, by getting freight across the country, for those who need it.

Many cities in the east coast, such as Manehattan, Fillydelphia, or Boston have the Acela, the fastest passenger train in all of Equestria.

Las Pegasus is not always about money, and casinos. They get a lot of visitors, and goods from trains as well.

And to top it all off, Equestria has the world's fastest freight train with a speed of 75 miles an hour. Though not as fast as the high speed trains of Europe, it's faster than any other freight train in the world.

The End

Don't forget to read more articles by me, Seanthehedgehog - "The Leader in fanfictions."
posted by bluethunder25
Over the past couple of days, I have been thinking non-stop about that wretched scene from the end of EG1 and have not been able out get it out of my head and each and every time, it just makes me angrier and angrier and ANGRIER!!!!!! And based on this, my opinion on Twilight has changed since my last article.

I don't like her.

I don't particularly hate her, but I kinda dislike her now.

I didn't want it to have to come to this point, but that scene from EG1 just has that impact on me. I honestly cannot think of any scene from any form of media, whether it be movies, TV shows, video games, etc...,...
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The Ponies started to run in panic when they first saw what was coming. Equestria failed doing experiments on nuclear life form, they tried to bring Ponies back to life. One explosion changed it all. Fear in their eyes could be saw from far away. I was there... standing on guard... no more place they told me. Dont let anyone - even a kid enter the tunels. I had to shoot and beat Mares, Stalions and even fillies. Now they call me a fool. But I saved one of them. The mare run up to me saying "Please save him, save my little Mark." She was crying, trying to find a little of a good pony inside...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. You know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and move right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the month this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once Sam, Gordon, Case Cracker, and Sprocket entered Oatland, they saw a Fillydelphia pony walking down a sidewalk, passing several sedans.

Sam: *sees fillydelphia pony* Let's stop the car, and follow him on hoof.
Case Cracker: Yeah, see what he's up to.
Sam: *Stops car*
Gordon: Better idea. You three wait here. If he runs, you can follow him in the car. *Gets out*
Case Cracker: Okay, we'll be near. *Gets into the front seat*
Sprocket: What am I? Chopped liver?
Case Cracker: No. I hate sitting in the back, no matter who sits next to me.
Fillydelphia Pony: *Turns right*
Gordon: *Gets behind the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sam's car
Sam's car
The next day, Gordon, and Case Cracker went to Sam's house in Gordon's Coupe Deville

Sprocket: *Sitting in the back* Have you ever considered buying a sedan?
Gordon: I love this car too much.
Case Cracker: Remember what I told you yesterday. Don't be a bitch.
Sprocket: I'm not. I was just asking a question.
Gordon: *Stops at Sam's house* Everypony out. *Gets out*

Case Cracker, and Sprocket followed Gordon to Sam's house.

Gordon: *Knocks on the door*
Sam: *Opens the door, and sees Sprocket* Who are you?
Case Cracker: My special somepony. She wants to join us.
Sam: Alright, as long as she isn't...
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posted by Canada24
(Inside a local restaurant).

Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..

Trixie: It's not permanent, remember that.

Saten: Yeah., but it's a whole week!

Trixie: True... (Looks around) but is this really the best you can get for our first 'real' date?

(It's shown they are in a cheap fast food restaurant).

Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..

Trixie: Oh., I have lots of spare money.

Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.

Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her friesS

Saten: Just the curly ones you don't like..

Trixie: No.. I love them, and save...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
(Warning: This rant contains swearing)

Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If you couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.

Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the movies fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.

Are you f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since Batman is a (mostly) realistic...
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Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 11:59 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were almost at the train yard.

Roger: I was literally here 50 minutes ago.
Anthony: I don't want to here you complain about being here anymore.
Roger: Well too bad. I love to complain, and I'll keep doing it if I want. I'll continue complaining about more things now!
Anthony: Please don't-
Roger: Your voice sounds like shit. Maybe you have a soar throat.
Anthony: Eh, not really.
Roger: And you're going too slow. The fastest we can go on this section is 60 miles an hour, and you're only...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Okay everypony, you know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

---

Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our next episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes apple from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple*...
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LATER:

Airbourne: And that's why you should let my client go..

Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all you did was show up, sit down, and say "that's why you should let him go"..

Airbourne: ...... I'll give you twenty bucks.

Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).

LATER AGAIN:

Master Sword: See, told you my friend will get us out.

Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..

Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy

Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?

Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-

Saten: (punches Sword in the face).

Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!

That's all I got, so end of episode.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience: WHAT?!
Tom: Relax, I'm just joking.
Audience: Oh, *Laughing*
Master Sword: What is today's crossover parody Tom?
Tom: Storm Of The Century. It combines the fanfic, The Storm with the MLP episode, Swarm Of The Century. Let us begin.

Storm Of The Century

Starring everyone as theirselves

Fluttershy: *Sees a snowflake on the ground*...
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posted by Canada24
This scene and the next scene are both based on the Robot Chicken sketch..


Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).

Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.

Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.

Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One more punch will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.

Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-

Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.

To be containued
Party Favor: How could you!?

Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.

Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!

Double Diamond: then why you still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!

Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I said was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!

Saten: But you lied to them..

Starlight Glimmer: (rudely) NOBODY ASKED YOU!

Pinkie: Hey, leave him alone!

Starlight Glimmer: Shut up! Both of you!... You guys ruined everything!... Everything...
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Chapter 1: Beginning

Humans. A “superior” animal that dwells on the lowly planet Earth. They live in large packs called “families”. They travel by “cars” and “planes”, truly reaching nowhere. They think that they are too clever, and that they are the highest form of life. In truth, they are parasitic beings who leach off the land, killing it at the same time. Someday, somehow, something will bring them to their knees.

“Nothing on TV again...” Miles thought as he flipped through the channels of his flat screen tv. Miles had jet-black hair and sky-blue eyes. He sighed as he...
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I reached Canterlot Castle, and parked my car next to three Jeeps, owned by Royal Guards.

Sean: *Runs to the castle entrance* Is everything okay here?
Royal Guards: Yeah. We haven't seen anypony from ISIS around here.
Sean: Good to know. *Walks into the castle*

It was a long way up to Rainbow Dash's room, but when I made it, she was on the balcony.

Sean: *Walks up to Rainbow Dash* You know you shouldn't be out here. What if someone spots you, and tries to kill you?
Rainbow Dash: I've been watching some of the activity around here. I even saw a glimpse of your car chase against Nikki West. Did...
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#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I said it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: PONY MUSIC VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the show itself.
As even though most of the characters aren't funny anymore.
The same cannot be said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Welcome back everypony. We would like to introduce you to something new to the show.
Master Sword: BLOOPER REELS!!!!!!
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Tom: Enjoy the bloopers from this episode.

Song: link

Announcer: Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Bait, and... Oh shit.
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The Month award goes to me!
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that.
Tom: Okay, let's do this for real.

Take 2

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The Month awarf, f**K!
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Chief Wild Eagle:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ass Ass Inn

Starring Rainbow Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic Rainbow as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.

Announcer: For those of you that don't remember, the Ass Ass Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a table with Marisa* You really look like this mare I date in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: You see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let you know who Brony Of The Month is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, or laughing....
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Source: deviantart, joyreactor