Next day, Pierce was sent to the Commissioner's office.
Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car you saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do you have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also said that some ponies witnessed a green earth pony with a red, and yellow mane, with orange hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind you of somepony? Maybe, yourself perhaps?
Pierce: How many other green ponies do you know have red, and yellow manes, with orange hooves driving around in grey Chevy's carrying shotguns?
Commissioner: Not many.
Pierce: It's Oatland! Every green pony you see there drives grey Chevronet Pearla's while carrying shotguns.
Commissioner: I fail to see your point of view.
Pierce: Of course you do. You fail at everything!
Commissioner: That's it Mr. Hawkins. As of right now, you're fired.
Pierce: You can't fire me. I quit. *Grabs his police badge* Why don't you pleasure yourself with this?
Commissioner: what did you say?
Pierce: I said go jack off in an alleyway. *Leaves*
Commissioner: Mr. Hawkins!
Pierce: *Stops, and turns around to face the commissioner*
Commissioner: Before you go, I want you to know that I'll send an officer over to your house to arrest you. He will have a warrant, and a gun. I advise you cooperate with him.
Pierce: Sure. I'll cooperate. That's the least I can do for somepony that has no common sense to use a toaster. *Leaves*
Pierce got to his house, and ran quickly inside.
Pierce: Nikki? Where are you?
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* Pierce? What's going on?
Pierce: I need you to grab your ID card for the bank, and get out of here.
Nikki: What for?
Pierce: Just do it! We need to leave this town right now.
Nikki: Okay. *Runs to get her ID card*
Pierce: *Takes his Tokarev, and takes the ammo clip out. He checks to make sure it's full. When he sees eight bullets inside the clip, he puts it back into the gun*
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* What are you doing with your Grandfather's Tokarev?
Pierce: It's not his anymore. It's mine.
There were four knocks on the door.
Pierce: Answer that, will you? *Goes to another room*
Nikki: Okay? *Answer door* Hello?
Police Pony 94: Hello ma'am. Is Pierce around here?
Nikki: I don't know. He was here a minute ago. Maybe he left?
Police Pony 94: We saw his car outside. *Shows search warrant* May we look around your home?
Nikki: Do I have a choice?
Pierce: *Arrives with his mossberg 500* No! You leave right now!
Police Pony 94: *Grabs Nikki* Put the shotgun down Pierce!
Nikki: Pierce, what's going on?!
Pierce: Let go of my wife!!
Police Pony 94: PUT THE GUN DOWN!!
Pierce: Be careful what you wish for buddy! *Throws shotgun at Police Pony*
Police Pony 94: *Gets hit in the face, and falls on the ground letting go of Nikki*
Pierce: *Shoots Police Pony 94 five times*
Police Pony 40: Hey! *Runs to house*
Pierce: *Shoots Police Pony 40 in the neck*
Police Pony 40: Ah! *Dies*
Pierce: You got your card?
Nikki: Yes?
Pierce: Let's go. Take the shotgun.
Nikki: *Grabs shotgun* But what's happening?
Pierce: I'll explain later! *Runs to his car* Come on!
Nikki: *Runs to the car*
They both got in, and drove away quickly.
2 B Continued
Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car you saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do you have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also said that some ponies witnessed a green earth pony with a red, and yellow mane, with orange hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind you of somepony? Maybe, yourself perhaps?
Pierce: How many other green ponies do you know have red, and yellow manes, with orange hooves driving around in grey Chevy's carrying shotguns?
Commissioner: Not many.
Pierce: It's Oatland! Every green pony you see there drives grey Chevronet Pearla's while carrying shotguns.
Commissioner: I fail to see your point of view.
Pierce: Of course you do. You fail at everything!
Commissioner: That's it Mr. Hawkins. As of right now, you're fired.
Pierce: You can't fire me. I quit. *Grabs his police badge* Why don't you pleasure yourself with this?
Commissioner: what did you say?
Pierce: I said go jack off in an alleyway. *Leaves*
Commissioner: Mr. Hawkins!
Pierce: *Stops, and turns around to face the commissioner*
Commissioner: Before you go, I want you to know that I'll send an officer over to your house to arrest you. He will have a warrant, and a gun. I advise you cooperate with him.
Pierce: Sure. I'll cooperate. That's the least I can do for somepony that has no common sense to use a toaster. *Leaves*
Pierce got to his house, and ran quickly inside.
Pierce: Nikki? Where are you?
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* Pierce? What's going on?
Pierce: I need you to grab your ID card for the bank, and get out of here.
Nikki: What for?
Pierce: Just do it! We need to leave this town right now.
Nikki: Okay. *Runs to get her ID card*
Pierce: *Takes his Tokarev, and takes the ammo clip out. He checks to make sure it's full. When he sees eight bullets inside the clip, he puts it back into the gun*
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* What are you doing with your Grandfather's Tokarev?
Pierce: It's not his anymore. It's mine.
There were four knocks on the door.
Pierce: Answer that, will you? *Goes to another room*
Nikki: Okay? *Answer door* Hello?
Police Pony 94: Hello ma'am. Is Pierce around here?
Nikki: I don't know. He was here a minute ago. Maybe he left?
Police Pony 94: We saw his car outside. *Shows search warrant* May we look around your home?
Nikki: Do I have a choice?
Pierce: *Arrives with his mossberg 500* No! You leave right now!
Police Pony 94: *Grabs Nikki* Put the shotgun down Pierce!
Nikki: Pierce, what's going on?!
Pierce: Let go of my wife!!
Police Pony 94: PUT THE GUN DOWN!!
Pierce: Be careful what you wish for buddy! *Throws shotgun at Police Pony*
Police Pony 94: *Gets hit in the face, and falls on the ground letting go of Nikki*
Pierce: *Shoots Police Pony 94 five times*
Police Pony 40: Hey! *Runs to house*
Pierce: *Shoots Police Pony 40 in the neck*
Police Pony 40: Ah! *Dies*
Pierce: You got your card?
Nikki: Yes?
Pierce: Let's go. Take the shotgun.
Nikki: *Grabs shotgun* But what's happening?
Pierce: I'll explain later! *Runs to his car* Come on!
Nikki: *Runs to the car*
They both got in, and drove away quickly.
2 B Continued
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why you should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all you did was show up, sit down, and say "that's why you should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give you twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told you my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why you should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all you did was show up, sit down, and say "that's why you should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give you twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told you my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One more punch will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued