My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: Sweet Apple Massicure spoof, Part 9

posted by Canada24

Unfortantely the Cusiders ran into a dead end, and Big Mac was finally able to do whatever the hell it was he was planning to do towards them.
But before he could the shotgun was blown out of his hooves, by an unnamed police pony.
Ditto: (also revealing himself). (looks at the police pony) Not bad kid, now keep that gun at him, take no chances.
Police pony: Yes Chief Ditto (keeps aiming the M1911 pistol at Big Mac).
Ditto: (approaches Big Mac).
Scootaloo: (excitedly) Ditto! It's me!
Ditto: I see that.. But now's not the the time sweetie.
Scootaloo: Fair enough.
Ditto: (dramatic tone) Big Macintose, your under arrest for the murders of... Shit, they didn't give us the names..
Police Pony: Actually, it's all in a file that Cadence gave me.
Ditto: (annoyedly turns to the other officer) Well you could of told m-
Big Mac: (seizes the opportunity and punches Ditto on the head, knocking Ditto over).
Police Pony: (shoots at Big Mac).
Big Mac: (dodges the bullets grabs his shotgun again, and shot at the officer, who eventually got shot directly in the face, and died instantly).
Ditto: (attempts to at Big Mac, only to get shot in the shoulder).
Scootaloo: DITTO!! (tries to run over).
Big Mac: (points the gun at Scootaloo) Stay, put, you little runt!
Ditto: (angrily) You leave her alone!
Big Mac: No way.. She's next.
Ditto: (screaming) NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!
Big Mac: Too late! (prepares the kill Scootaloo, but suddenly Ditto, in an angry adrenaline rush, violently charges at Big Mac and punched Big Mac as hard as he can, across the face).
Big Mac: (grabs knife and tried stabbing Ditto, but Ditto was quick enough to catch the arm, and aggressively snapped it).
Ditto: (angrily punches Big Mac in the face a second time, and aggressively holds him down, so he can't escape).
Ditto: (still angrily) You ever threaten Scootaloo like that again, and rip you FUCKIN HEAD OFF!!
Scootaloo: (tearfully clings to Ditto like a small monkey).
Ditto: (the pain returns to him, but he dosen't want Scootaloo to see him suffering, so holds back his agony).
Shining Armor and the other police ponies run over.
Ditto: (annoyedly) Jesus! Took you long enough!
Shining Armor: Well,. You still got him, so who cares.
Ditto: (still being hugged by Scootaloo, and rubs her hair kinda like Rainbow Dash dose). Just bring those two home (points at AppleBloom and Sweetie Belle).. I'll do the same to Scootaloo.
Scootaloo: (kisses Ditto's upper arm, as it's the only part she can reach at her small size) I KNEW you would defeat that, monster.
Ditto: (chuckles at this). Come on kiddo. Let's just get you home (lets Scootaloo climb onto his back).

TO BE CONTINUED:

Windwakerguy430 That was a good chapter

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Ponies On The Rails episode 17 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After shoveling more coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is more like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In Ponyville at the Pony Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a space station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon:...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 33 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.

Louis: Hey you. Are you Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do you want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What you just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please fire me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't fire you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying...

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Ditto returns chapter ten

posted by Canada24

LATER!

Ditto, Dash and Applejack gather the rest of the main six.

But first Applejack had to think, how exactly was she suppose to break this to Rarity, didn't think that part though.

But, unexpectedly, Dash just went out and said it, not even giving it enough thought.

Reasonably, Rarity was speechless, and just stood there wild mouthed.

In fact, things were quite for a long while.

"This better not be, some sort of cruel joke" Rarity said finally.

"In truth.. I didn't believe it either. But I went over there, and well. Found abit of her costume" Applejack insisted, and even showed it, to prove she...

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Ditto returns chapter 9

posted by Canada24

Considering nobody else was aware of poor Sweetie Belle's situation.

Everything was normal.

Dash and Ditto were working the haunted house, it's possible they may be finally getting along, but it's uncertain.

Scootaloo and AppleBloom, we're the next to try the haunted house, they didn't know where Sweetie Belle was, but they assumed she was just busy.

Last they saw her, she was hanging with Button Mash, when, unfortunately, it's partly his fault that she's in the situation she's in.

Anyway.

As they entered the haunted house, it was suddenly very dark, they kept banging into each other, much to the...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Discorded Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rainbow Dash, and Zecora arrived at Canterlot. They were surprised to see Pinkie Pie, and Applejack.

Rainbow Dash: I thought you two got killed.
Pinkie Pie: Nein. We ran away as soon as we saw Celestia die.
Applejack: *Sees Zecora* Zecora, so glad to see you. Have you two brought the other ponies back to life before coming here?
Rainbow Dash: Oh, damnit I forgot!
Zecora: That's alright. I will teleport there with another potion, and bring your friends back to life.
Applejack: Will you get back in time?
Zecora: I should be able to. I have a lot of the teleportation potion.
Rainbow Dash: Good....

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Con Mane: Dead Another Day Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Upon arrival to C.I.E Headquarters, P was there waiting.

S: *Parks car*
P: *Opens door for Con*
Con: Well, *Gets out of car* That was very generous of you sir.
P: No problem. I'm glad you have returned.
Con: Thanks. It's great to be back.
P: Right. Now, I know you just returned, but I need you to do something for me.
Con: What is it?
P: You'll know once I show you. *Walks upstairs*
Con: *Follows P* You're very good at hiding secrets.
P: 0007, I just want you to complete this job, and that's it. *Walks in room*
Con: *Enters room* What's this?
P: That's a time machine.
Con: Really?
P: Yes. Now listen,...

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Strike Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Toby, and Melissa walked home, and told their parents about what they saw.

Martha: A painted tree? How is that possible?
Toby: The art class in our school did it.
James: Whatever will they think of next?
Toby: Maybe someday, a pony will put an engine into a horse carriage, and call it a car.
James: Hmmm.
Toby: It may not sound like a good idea now, but when it does get invented more ponies will want to try it, and then they'll start creating their own cars. In twenty years or so, they'll make a lot of changes to the car.
James: Uh, Toby? That's never going to happen at all.
Toby: Just a guess....

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Kingdom Family: Chapter 4: My Nightmare

posted by StarWarsFan7

Darkness. Eerie darkness was all I could see. There was no one else around me but I felt like I was being watched.

MWAHAHAHA!

I heard a faint crazy chortling coming from above my head.

"Who's there?" I cried out loud as my voice cracked.

I couldn't see anything since it was so black. Nothing was there. Even I couldn't see myself at all.

Your worst nightmare.

Finally I could feel wind surrounding me which probably made my mane swish-swash. I was scared to death because I was the only one in that scene. Other than the mysterious monster that I heard.

I felt the monster's claw grab onto me and he...