Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our show where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, or played as characters in skits. For instance, Rainbow Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The Ass Ass Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

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Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first day of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

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Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Celestia: *Gets a star* Now you will all taste my wrath! *Crashing into everypony*
Twilight: Man, your powers are good, but mine are better. *Gets a powerup, and is now driving a sports car*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Introducing the Twilight Mobile. *Gets a power up*
Car: Defense mechanisms, on.
Twilight: *Shoots missile at Alexis*
Alexis: *Gets hit by missile*
Twilight: Vengeance! Would anypony else like their plot to be kicked?
Derpy: Did everypony forget about me? *Driving a tank*
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: *Sees Derpy's tank* What's that?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: This isn't a race anymore! It's a combination of screw ups, and insanity!
Twilight: *Drops banana peel*
Derpy: Do you really think that'll stop me? *Drives over banana peel, and gets her tank to land on it's side*
Audience: *Laughing*

Twilight won the race.

Celestia: *Very angry* Derpy you unreliable dumbass!!
Audience: *Laughing*

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"Okay, let's see what you wrote down." Said Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, you wrote down, the letter N. You wagered, igga."

The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.

"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing more laughter to come from the audience.

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Derpy: *Enters office* I have something very important to tell you. We are back in On The Block
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Oh really? I didn't know that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But it's great to be back. Hopefully Twilight Sparkle doesn't try to-

A hammer appeared from Celestia's desk, and hit her in the face. The back of the hammer said this is 100% Twilight Sparkle approved.

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"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." Said Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."

The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."

Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"

"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.

"I'd appreciate it if you didn't say that word ever again." Said Alex.

"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"

The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.

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And now, it's time for fanmail from your favorite six ponies, the mane 6!

Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, by giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think you sound great with your new voice.

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Alex said, "The correct answer was two. You have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will you pick a category?"

The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"

This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."

More laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"

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Twilight: Man, I didn't get any letters!
Heartsong: *Gives Twilight a letter*
Twilight: *Reading letter* This letter is from the hood of Compton, L.A. Dear Twilight Sparkle, how does it feel to be one of us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, I ain't one of you. I ain't no N word. Am I allowed to say the actual word?
Audience: *Laughing*

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Next day, Princess Celestia was walking through her castle when she saw a talking cactis.

Timothy: *Is the cactis* Princess? Please help.
Celestia: Only if you promise not to eat all of my bananas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I promise.
Celestia: *Turns Timothy back to normal*
Twilight Sparkle: Aw hell no! *Turns Timothy back into a cactis, then turns Celestia into a fish*
Celestia: What are you doing now Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Just being myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: I am turning everypony into random objects, as well as characters from TV shows.
Chrysler: *Is Spongebob Spuarepants* When I said I wanted to be Spongebob, I didn't mean like this!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Adios nigga.
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: God I hate when she says that.

Up next, Rainbow Dash

Narrator: One lovely morning, Rainbow Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: Can't you see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are you going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
Rainbow Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.

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Rainbow Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Rainbow Dash looked forward to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, Rainbow Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Said Rainbow Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.

Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.

Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: Mind your own business you celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, Rainbow Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*

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A police car heads towards Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on Rainbow Dash? Have you been drinking?

P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman, and was twice the size of Rainbow Dash.

Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And Rainbow Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Rainbow Dash: *Gets letter* Dear Rainbow Dash, you are very arrogant. *Angry* Okay, if being loyal is arrogant, than saying good morning is a death threat.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one more letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There you are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if you don't ma******te in that video, I'll show everypony in here an embarrassing photo of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing photo is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Alex: In the lead, we have Rainbow Dash with negative $22,400, due to her arrogant behavior.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: Hey, who are you calling arrogant?! I happen to be one of the nicest ponies ever!

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Alex: Rainbow Dash, let's start with you.
Rainbow Dash: Uh, potent potables, I don't know what that is.
Alex: It's about alcohol.
Rainbow Dash: Then in that case, I'll take potent potables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Surprised* For how much?
Rainbow Dash: How about a glass full? Come on, hand it over. I want some cider.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We don't have that.
Rainbow Dash: I thought so, that's why I brought my own. *Drinking cider*
Audience: *Laughing*

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Alex: You know what? Rainbow Dash, you take the board.
Rainbow Dash: I am bored. I am bored!
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: Do ponies actually watch this show?
Alex: Yeah, it's pretty popular.

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Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, you either have her do that to you somewhere private, or don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: You mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."

The white unicorn replied by saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.

"How many eyes do you have for 400. Good choice." Said Alex.

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Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"

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Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with Japan in 1945."

Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! Anime porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.

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"Right." Said Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."

The audience laughed, and cheered.

"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped.

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Rarity: Well I know none of my letters will be bad. *Opens envelope* Here's a letter from Hank, age 19. *Nervous* Dear Rarity, why are you a really big sex addict? Every picture I have seen of you is porn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rarity: *Hiding under table*

Now for Pinkie Pie

Pinkie Pie: Oooh, ooh. I want a letter!
Annie: *Gives Pinkie Pie a letter*
Applejack: I'd be surprised if someone wrote something nice to her.
Pinkie Pie: *Reading letter* Dear Pinkie Pie, do you take drugs during any of your parties? No, because drugs are bad, and they're for stupid ponies like Applejack.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Applejack: *Sarcastic* Thanks Pinkie Pie. I love you too.

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Gary: It's a disgrace to have your car in pink. That color is just unacceptable.
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* How dare you say the color Pink is a disgrace!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: It's a very good color. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to break the 4th wall somewhere else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Goes through a wall*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Gary: *Looking at hole in wall that says number 4* Would you look at that? She really did break the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing*

Now for Applejack

Rainbow Dash: What letter did you get?
Applejack: Let me check. *Reading letter* Dear Applejack, are all rednecks as stupid as you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: *Laughing*
Applejack: Well you wouldn't be laughing if you got a disrespectful letter like that.
Rainbow Dash: No one would dare to send me a hate letter. I'm Rainbow Dash!

A light was shining on her, and angels started playing lyres.

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Alex: Moving on. Applejack has no score at all, because, she's mostly been talking about her recent marriage with her brother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Big Macintosh my love, if you're watching this, make sure to put on Appplebloom's diapers before supper, and she's not allowed to leave the farm until I get back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: That's... Beautiful.

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Alex: Alright Applejack, we'll start with you.
Applejack: I'll take giraffes for a billion.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Alex: Okay Applejack. Sadly, it's still your board.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: I'll take T.V shows, and movies about my wedding for 300.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, that's not a category.

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Alex: The category is Album Cover, and the answer is, The Beatles' White Album Cover Was This Color.
Applejack: *Rings in*
Alex: Applejack?
Applejack: Who are The Beatles?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, that's wrong.
Applejack: No, I'm asking you who The Beatles are. I never heard of them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Rings in* Ah yes, The Beatles, yes. What if they were The Vriendscoupe Beatles? Yes. They'd be in the back seat singing, I wanna hold your five Fig Newtons. Yes.

Author's note, Vriendscoupe is the MLP version of Volkswagen.

Alex: For the love of god, shut your mouth.

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Alex: Applejack, asked herself this question. What sound does a doggy make?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Her answer is.. *Finds out that she doesn't know the answer* You didn't know the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: You couldn't answer your own question?
Applejack: It was hard.
Audience: *Laughing*

And finally Fluttershy. This was the only part she got in this show.

Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one for me. Dear Fluttershy, when are you going to stop being a coward?
Rainbow Dash: When computers start growing arms, and legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Very sad* I like myself just the way I am.

Tom: Don't worry, we'll give Fluttershy more roles in this show later on. As for the rest of the video, the next part will show the good times me, and my friends had. Stick around, we'll be back.

2 B Continued