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The opening credits start off with a black screen. Voices can be heard.

Intro Music: link

Music Director: Uh Belmont, you don't have to belt it. Just uh, sing it out, but don't shout it out.
Music Pony 1: *Clears throat*
Music Director: Take two.
Music Pony 2: *Hits a key twice on the piano*
Music Pony 1: Dun dun dun dun dun dun-
Music Pony 3: Ah, do it again.
Music Director: Yeah, wait for that counter to stop.
Music Pony 2: Take your time man.
Music Pony 3: Yeah, relax.
Music Pony 2: Make sure the room is empty, no sound, then you start.
Music Pony 1: Gee.
Music Pony 2: So? What's the difference?
Music Pony 1: Uh, it's getting to sound like a hillbilly song, I mean it.
Music Director: *Quietly* what hillbilly song?
Music Pony 2: Yeah Gormon, listen. *Hits a key on the piano*
Music Director: Take 7.

As the song starts, so do the opening credits.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Ponies On The Rails fanfic.

The Human World

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 8:36 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

It was a bright sunny day, with no clouds in the sky. Everypony on the Union Pacific was just doing their job.

Stephanie: *Driving a freight train with Nicole*
Nicole: *Shovels coal into the firebox*
Stephanie: *Blows the whistle as she passes the entrance to the trainyard*

Inside the trainyard

Wilson: *Slowly driving a switcher pushing freight cars down the hump*
Snowflake: Slow it down a little bit.
Wilson: *Slows down his speed*
Snowflake: Better.
Mike: *Uncouples three freight cars from the train*
Ike: Nice work. Now, uncouple the first two boxcars from the train.
Mike: *Uncouples two boxcars from the train*
Snowflake: *Sticks her head out of the window on her yard tower* Mike, and Ike, another freight train is coming in after you finish with that. *Puts head back into yard tower*
Mike: Mike & Ike.. Isn't that a brand of candy?
Ike: I don't know what you're talking about.

The music fades away as Gordon enters Pete's office at the train station.

Pete: What can I do for you?
Gordon: You can tell me why Pierce, and Metal Gloss aren't here!
Pete: That's the 60th time you asked me. They're on their honeymoon.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: They got married.
Gordon: Where is their honeymoon?
Pete: In San Franciscolt. Far away from you, so they don't have to worry about your idiocracy.

Song: link

On The Golden Neigh Bridge, Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were walking across it. As they were doing this, a tugboat was pulling a barge going under the bridge.

Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: This has been a really great honeymoon thanks to you.
Hawkeye: No problem. You mean the world to me, and I want you to have the best of everything.
Metal Gloss: *Giggles*

They stopped walking, and kissed each other again. Now stop the song.

Not far away, a bank robber was running away from three police ponies.

Police Pony 2: Stop him!
Bank Robber: *Shoots two bullets at the police* I can't believe my partner left me behind.
Metal Gloss: *Looks at Bank Robber* What's going on?
Hawkeye: I don't know, but he's heading towards us, we need to run away from him.

But it was too late.

Bank Robber: *Shoots Hawkeye in the leg* Move it! *Pushes Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: Ow.
Hawkeye: *Holding his leg, and leans on the railing*
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye, look out!!
Hawkeye: *Goes over railing, and falls off the bridge*
Metal Gloss: PIERCE!!
Hawkeye: *Sees a tugboat pulling a barge.*

One of the objects inside the barge was a mirror. It seemed like any ordinary mirror, but it wasn't.

Hawkeye: *Lands in the mirror*
Metal Gloss: *Sees Hawkeye disappear* Huh? What just happened?

2 B Continued
This is retelling a South Park episode. Almost word to word. But I change some characters.. And some dialogue, particalary Saten's dialogue change from Stan's..

This episode is just me trying to see how much dark content I could get away with..






Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main Street was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours or more, Because Christmas needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...

Nearby forest. Cute forest animals gather round and decorate a small pine tree.

Narrator: The...
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Source: The Crossovers from: My Little Pony and Mew Mew Power and Production by Xavier Antonio
A collection of cute my little pony baby pony videos.
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That's right all you Flash Sentry haters. Flash is not a loser. Ask this PMV based on the song the SpongeBob SquarePants Musical: I'm Not A Loser by Squidward Tentacles (Gavin Lee). No haters allowed.
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Apple Bloom: ... Who'd've thought it'd be so hard to find somethin' for us all to do together?

Scootaloo: Well, I know this might sound crazy, but what if we didn't?

Apple Bloom: Didn't what?

Scootaloo: Do things together. Well, do everything together.

Apple Bloom: But we're the Cutie Mark Crusaders!

Scootaloo: And we always will be! But I really wanna bungee jump! The speed, the height, the fall!

Sweetie Belle: And I know you two aren't interested, but I wanna try : Isn't there something you've always wanted to do on your own?

Apple Bloom: I don't know... I guess I figured we'd always do stuff together....
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Random dialectics

Hello and welcome to Random dialectics! It has been more than a year since the last article, so I have decided, that it was long overdue for a new one. So without any delay, we shall jump into it!

Today we’re going to take a closer look at a member of the Mane 6 and the reason why she’s generating mixed emotions in the fandom. Some like her, some are huge fans, and many people downright hate her, claiming she’s the worst character in the show. Within the next few lines we will attempt to seek out the reasons of such negative emotions toward this character and disproof,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 6 is beginning

As the other ponies started fighting the zombies, Pinkie Pie was going to turn on the power.

Pinkie Pie: *Buys the door to the costume room, and runs to the door that leads backstage. She buys it, and runs to the power switch*
Twilight: *Shooting a hoof off of a zombie* Give him a hoof.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the power, and runs back towards the costume room*
Applejack: Hey, the power is on!
Rainbow Dash: To the teleporter!
Twilight: *Running to the teleporter with Rainbow Dash, and Applejack*

The two ponies overtook Twilight, which was a good thing to, because of this.

Pinkie Pie:...
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Episode 3.

The Howling Death.

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Equestrian Woods.
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Darkness - I don't feel right here...
Whiteheart - Something IS odd...
*gu nshot comes from side*
Soldier - They're camouflaged! *gets shot*
??? - Hold fire!
Lightning - *whispers* Batponies don't use guns...
Shadow - well well well. Aren't those great heroes of Equestria... Hahahaha... You are under arrest.
Darkness - Because?
*the planes are flying over their head*
Shadow - What the-
*planes drop bombs*
Shadow - who the hell... Is that.
Blackshadow - Demon Army. We do have technology.
Shadow - Tch, without you they won't do much...


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Cell number 54...
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The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic Rainbow as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Special guest stars Nikki West as Nikki East, and Larry Wilcox as Nicholas McWalker

Corporal Vanderbilt was handing everypony letters. Everypony was standing...
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Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the month is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, Windwakerguy430 is responsible for making bad ass reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.

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Wolf Of Trottingham: You won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
Wolf Of Trottingham: You won't get away, because Prince John...
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