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Rainbow Dash's car
Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with Rainbow Dash, and we were going to move into a very nice house by a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the trunk of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What you really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on top of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
Rainbow Dash: I can't wait to try it out.

We got into Rainbow Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.

Scootaloo: You know what else would be great?
Rainbow Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
Rainbow Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for you to practice.

Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.

Rainbow Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.

Song: link

Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.

Rainbow Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass Rainbow Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
Rainbow Dash: That's because we're awesome.

Surprisingly, Rainbow Dash, and that pony in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew Rainbow Dash would win.

Unknown Pony: *About to pass Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*

This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the top of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.

Rainbow Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
Rainbow Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & Rainbow Dash: AWESOME!!!
Rainbow Dash: I love this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
Rainbow Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.

When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.

Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
Rainbow Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to cupcake factory* I work over there across the street from your house. You can come over anytime you want, but remember, you must not eat cupcakes on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat cupcakes on Sunday?
Rainbow Dash: Let me tell you after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing Rainbow Dash. It slowly passes by which makes her nervous*
Rainbow Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* You alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so you can tell me why I shouldn't eat cupcakes on Sunday.

2 B Continued
The car following/racing Rainbow Dash
The car following/racing Rainbow Dash
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Guess what I'm starting this part with? A song!!

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Nearly everypony in Halloween Town saw the light in Jack's house, but they couldn't find Jack, and started singing

Something's up with Jack
Something's up with Jack
Don't know if we're ever going to get him back
He's all alone in there locked away inside

Never said a word
Hope he hasn't died
Something's up with Jack
Something's up with Jack

Inside Jack's house, he was also singing

Christmas time is buzzing in my skull
Will it let me be, I cannot tell
There are so many things I cannot grasp
When I think I got it, and then at last through my bony hooves...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once Sergi got to Canterlot, he was thinking on whether to sell his car or not.

At the hotel

Apyr: If we sell that car, then how will we compete in the other three races?
Sergi: We get a new one.
Apyr: I'm afraid we can't *grabs rule book* It says that when a racer enters a tournament with a car, he must stick with that car unless it gets wrecked in a race.
Sergi: The only way our car gets wrecked is if Braeburn does something to it.
Apyr: That won't be good. Why do you want to sell that car?
Sergi: The cops keep chasing us. By now, they're probably on their way to find the car, and tow it away....
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posted by Dragon4322
"still standing on the beach.."
"still standing on the beach.."
I started to growl at my sister, i guess i wasn't in the right mood because of what she said to me. I then buried my face in the sand trying to forget about it. general Chrysalis looked at what i was doing and said ,"Scootaloo....over here now" i walked up to my best friend and she asked ,"Do you think that was mature?" I frowned and said ,"No general" the she told me ,"Go back to our camp site and when you can act your age you will apologize to Rainbow Dash for acting childishly in front her" I then cried and ran to my tent. I stayed in there crying and pulled a blanket over my head, The darkness...
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The last we saw our heroes, they met three new characters: Tropical Breeze, Toopie the octopus, and Red Rose (fiancee of King Sombra). They had just formulated a plan to overthrow King Cobra, and had packed the necessary belongings for the road before them. Since it was evening, they planned on going in the morning. As they slept, one was still awake, far across Equestria.

King Cobra: (Hissing to himself) I can't wait to get a move on and conquer this blasted land already. Hopefully I'll also find that sniveling coward King Sombra, so I can rip his horn right out of his skull!

Anvil, the main...
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The last solstice

Chapter 4: Celestial monologues I.


Naaaaah! THERE IT IS AGAIN! WHAT IS THAT NOISE?! DO YOU HEAR IT?!

Of course I do… somepony’s outside… Yes… familiar hoofsteps… Luna…

OH YES, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNAAAA… OR NIGHTMARE MOON????!!!

No! Don’t even say that name!

WHO KNOWS, CELESTIA? OUT OF THE MANY HORRORS YOU’VE DONE... WHICH ONE WAS THE WORST, HMM? BANISHING YOUR OWN SISTER TO THE MOON… OR THE OTHER?

I had to… I… I had no choice…

MUHAHAHAHA! AND YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT! YOU DISGUST ME!

Stop it, stop it, stop it!!!

Ssshhhh! Somepony else is out there...
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Mike the pegasus
Mike the pegasus
Rainbow Dash was talking to the leaders of the other mafias.

Rainbow Dash: I called you all here to stop this.
Fuku: Why?
Rainbow Dash: We're killing ourselves instead of Manehattan, or others that don't live the way we do.
Nickel: Maybe we like it that way.
Boris: Da. Why should we set up a truce?
Rainbow Dash: Because I want to. All of your members killed Applejack, and I don't want anymore of my friends being killed.
greaser leader: We supplied the guns, but none of us killed your friend.
Rainbow Dash: Your group counts, because guns kill ponies.
John: It's not the gun that kills ponies, it's...
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Chapter 2: Where are we?

Spike awoke first to find him and his friends in a forest, the others were still sleeping. Spike nudged Twilight. “wake up Twi, I think you did the wrong spell.”

Twilight shrugged him away and opened her eyes, she was shocked at her surroundings. “wake up the others......” Twilight told him.

Spike woke up the other five, they looked just as shocked as Twilight had.

“congratulations Twilight, your spell teleported us into the middle of the everfree forest!” Rainbow dash said.

“this ain't no Everfree Rainbow, it's brighter than it and smells more lively.” Applejack...
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