Starlight Glimmer:NWelcome! I'm so pleased to have you here.
Rainbow Dash: [groans]
Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..
Saten: (pervertly to Starlight) You can call me "anything you want"
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but you could call me "anything you want.
Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.
Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't get many Alicorns around here.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but "Twilight" is fine.
Starlight Glimmer: So! How did you hear of our little village?
Twilight Sparkle: It's kind of a long story. Let's just say we found it on a map.
Pinkie Pie: Technically, it's a Tree-chest-castle-map!
Starlight Glimmer: Well, however you found us, we're happy to have you! We're happy to have anypony who wants to experience true friendship for the first time.
Applejack: Say what?
Starlight Glimmer: Oh, indeed. That's what's so unique about our village, you see. Around here, we don't flaunt our special talents because we don't have any special talents to flaunt.
Saten: Anything run by YOU is good enough for me..
Starlight Glimmer: (ignores him)
Twilight: Is that why you all have those cutie marks?
Starlight Glimmer: Perhaps it would be easier to understand if I gave you a tour of the village!
[marching drum cadence]
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Life is so grand in Our Town We're always filled with cheer We never have to look around To know that we're all here
Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We don't have to wait To find out that our destiny Is just to emulate
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Let's see those big, happy smiles! Life is a smile in Our Town Our cutie marks the same Because we do not separate Ourselves by more than name.
Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We dare not compete Winning only breeds the worst Ego-filled conceit
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) You see? Now everybody wins! Life is a joy in Our Town We're all equal here No one is superior And no one shakes in fear.
Citizens: (singing) Our Town, in Our Town We work as a team You can't have a nightmare If you never dream.
Saten: (speaking normally to the main six) Is anyone else creeped out by that dream line?
Main six: Shhhh
Starlight Glimmer: (still singing) Other ponies argue Do you ever wonder why? When you think your talent's special You don't see eye-to-eye There's just too many differences That lead to disarray But when you learn to act as one It's like a holiday.
Citizens: In Our Town, in Our Town We don't complicate When you learn to simplify Life is oh, so great Join in our utopia Come out of the dark Banded by equality By our cutie mark!
Rainbow Dash: [laughing] You're kidding, right? Give up our cutie marks? No wa-
Saten: (excitedly) I'm in!
Twilight: Okay, now your just getting desperate aren't you..
Saten: No.. I'm serious... I always hated my cutie mark, I always tell you that..
Rainbow Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is she for real?
Saten: Hey.. Your not the one who spend your entire life with the WRONG cutie mark!
Rarity: But Saten.. You can't ju-
Saten: What do you care? You never liked me anyway.. Neither have you Twilight.
Twilight: When have we EVER shown hatred to you?.. (various cutaways of Twilight And Rarity openly expressing their hatred of Saten. Most times, to his own face)..
Starlight Glimmer: Terrfiic.. Welcome to the herd Saten.. Nobody has ever entered it, and ever wanted to leave.
Rainbow Dash: [groans]
Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..
Saten: (pervertly to Starlight) You can call me "anything you want"
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but you could call me "anything you want.
Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.
Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't get many Alicorns around here.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but "Twilight" is fine.
Starlight Glimmer: So! How did you hear of our little village?
Twilight Sparkle: It's kind of a long story. Let's just say we found it on a map.
Pinkie Pie: Technically, it's a Tree-chest-castle-map!
Starlight Glimmer: Well, however you found us, we're happy to have you! We're happy to have anypony who wants to experience true friendship for the first time.
Applejack: Say what?
Starlight Glimmer: Oh, indeed. That's what's so unique about our village, you see. Around here, we don't flaunt our special talents because we don't have any special talents to flaunt.
Saten: Anything run by YOU is good enough for me..
Starlight Glimmer: (ignores him)
Twilight: Is that why you all have those cutie marks?
Starlight Glimmer: Perhaps it would be easier to understand if I gave you a tour of the village!
[marching drum cadence]
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Life is so grand in Our Town We're always filled with cheer We never have to look around To know that we're all here
Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We don't have to wait To find out that our destiny Is just to emulate
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Let's see those big, happy smiles! Life is a smile in Our Town Our cutie marks the same Because we do not separate Ourselves by more than name.
Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We dare not compete Winning only breeds the worst Ego-filled conceit
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) You see? Now everybody wins! Life is a joy in Our Town We're all equal here No one is superior And no one shakes in fear.
Citizens: (singing) Our Town, in Our Town We work as a team You can't have a nightmare If you never dream.
Saten: (speaking normally to the main six) Is anyone else creeped out by that dream line?
Main six: Shhhh
Starlight Glimmer: (still singing) Other ponies argue Do you ever wonder why? When you think your talent's special You don't see eye-to-eye There's just too many differences That lead to disarray But when you learn to act as one It's like a holiday.
Citizens: In Our Town, in Our Town We don't complicate When you learn to simplify Life is oh, so great Join in our utopia Come out of the dark Banded by equality By our cutie mark!
Rainbow Dash: [laughing] You're kidding, right? Give up our cutie marks? No wa-
Saten: (excitedly) I'm in!
Twilight: Okay, now your just getting desperate aren't you..
Saten: No.. I'm serious... I always hated my cutie mark, I always tell you that..
Rainbow Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is she for real?
Saten: Hey.. Your not the one who spend your entire life with the WRONG cutie mark!
Rarity: But Saten.. You can't ju-
Saten: What do you care? You never liked me anyway.. Neither have you Twilight.
Twilight: When have we EVER shown hatred to you?.. (various cutaways of Twilight And Rarity openly expressing their hatred of Saten. Most times, to his own face)..
Starlight Glimmer: Terrfiic.. Welcome to the herd Saten.. Nobody has ever entered it, and ever wanted to leave.
