Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic Rainbow as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
The golf course was jam packed. Every hole on the course had at least one pony playing on it.
Otis: *On the 15th hole with Chip* So we're both tied by 40. Let's see who takes the lead. *Puts his ball on the tee*
Chip: Wouldn't be surprised if it was me.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Otis: It won't be you.
Chip: How do you know?
Otis: On the last hole, you broke your 7 iron in half for hitting your ball into the sand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: *Hits his golf ball off of the tea with a 3 wood*
Chip: You know this is a par 3, right? Your ball is just gonna go into the woods.
Otis: Oh no it won't.
The ball ricocheted off of a tree, and onto the green, rolling into the hole for a hole in one.
Audience: *Clapping*
Chip: That was impressive. However, I can do better then that.
Otis: What, are you gonna get your ball onto the 16th hole from here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: If I do, you owe me $88. *Puts his ball on the tee*
Otis: You'll be giving me $88 if you don't get it on the 16th hole.
Chip: *Hits the ball*
It went too far to the right, and hit a tree, going all of the way to the 1st hole.
Olson: *Going to the first hole with Mitchell* We made it just before tee time.
Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's tea time already?
Audience: *Laughing*
Olson: *Puts his ball on the tee, but gets hit in the head by Chip's ball. He then becomes unconscious, and falls down*
Otis: *Looking at Chip* So, where's the $88? You'll need it to pay for Olson's medical bill.
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next will be The Ass Ass Inn
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic Rainbow as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
The golf course was jam packed. Every hole on the course had at least one pony playing on it.
Otis: *On the 15th hole with Chip* So we're both tied by 40. Let's see who takes the lead. *Puts his ball on the tee*
Chip: Wouldn't be surprised if it was me.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Otis: It won't be you.
Chip: How do you know?
Otis: On the last hole, you broke your 7 iron in half for hitting your ball into the sand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: *Hits his golf ball off of the tea with a 3 wood*
Chip: You know this is a par 3, right? Your ball is just gonna go into the woods.
Otis: Oh no it won't.
The ball ricocheted off of a tree, and onto the green, rolling into the hole for a hole in one.
Audience: *Clapping*
Chip: That was impressive. However, I can do better then that.
Otis: What, are you gonna get your ball onto the 16th hole from here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: If I do, you owe me $88. *Puts his ball on the tee*
Otis: You'll be giving me $88 if you don't get it on the 16th hole.
Chip: *Hits the ball*
It went too far to the right, and hit a tree, going all of the way to the 1st hole.
Olson: *Going to the first hole with Mitchell* We made it just before tee time.
Mitchell: *Talks in a British accent* I say, it's tea time already?
Audience: *Laughing*
Olson: *Puts his ball on the tee, but gets hit in the head by Chip's ball. He then becomes unconscious, and falls down*
Otis: *Looking at Chip* So, where's the $88? You'll need it to pay for Olson's medical bill.
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next will be The Ass Ass Inn
They often come from fandom. Sometimes, they are canon shippings. Fandom shippings can get out of hand. For example, in a club, I saw a Fluttermac parring, where Fluttershy was EXPECTING A FOAL. NO. Fluttershy works with animals, not kids. I have also noticed some of you not liking the Flashlight shipping, and putting members of the mane six with your OCs. Shipping 2 OCs is FINE, though. I don't approve of the fandom GOING THERE. Some of you have been pairing two of the mane six together, which is fine. I saw someone ship CELESTIA AND APPLEBLOOM. Thank CELESTIA AND LUNA that won't happen in the series.
WARNING: Lots of buck
Twilight Sparkle: Hey ponies wanna go on a bucking pony adventure?
Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Twilight: kay let's go
Pinkie: I have a bucking cool teleportation device d'ya wanna take it
Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Applejack: But where does it bucking go?
Pinkie: BUCKING EVERYWHERE
Applejack: BUCK YEAH!
Pinkie: So let's bucking go!
(Later in the teleport)
Fluttershy: I'm so bucking scared.
Rainbow: Well then, buck you! Don't even bucking come!
Fluttershy: But i bucking wanna!
Rainbow: Well then why did you say you were bucking scared? (...................)
Twilight Sparkle: Hey ponies wanna go on a bucking pony adventure?
Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Twilight: kay let's go
Pinkie: I have a bucking cool teleportation device d'ya wanna take it
Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Applejack: But where does it bucking go?
Pinkie: BUCKING EVERYWHERE
Applejack: BUCK YEAH!
Pinkie: So let's bucking go!
(Later in the teleport)
Fluttershy: I'm so bucking scared.
Rainbow: Well then, buck you! Don't even bucking come!
Fluttershy: But i bucking wanna!
Rainbow: Well then why did you say you were bucking scared? (...................)