Equestrian soldiers arrived with half tracks on three boats at Christmas Island.

Bartholomew: Alright, let's take a look at those half tracks you mentioned.
Lieutenant Logan: Right. *Goes into one of the boats* Come on in.
Joseph Perfect The 7th: Well, being British, I must say, these look perfect.
Lieutenant Logan: Thank you. *Looks at the back* Hold up. *Walks to the back*

Lieutenant Logan: *Walks upstairs onto the deck of the boat, and looks at the Sargent* What the hell is with the Dodge?
Sargent: Beg your pardon?
Lieutenant Logan: I said half tracks only, and I found a truck in the back of this boat!
Sargent: Sorry Lieutenant, I didn't know about it. *Looks at the other trucks, and tanks on the beach* What's with those trucks, and tanks?
Lieutenant Logan: We're searching Japanese territory for two soldiers that were captured by the enemy. One of ours, and a British Sargent.
Joseph: Sir, Japanese vehicles coming towards us!!
Lieutenant Logan: Let's go. *Runs down the ship*
Lance: *Shooting Japanese ponies with an M1 Garand*
Japanese Ponies: *Shooting at ponies behind a tank*
Joseph Perfect The 7th: Getraer?
Joseph: Yes?
Joseph Perfect The 7th: Never got the pleasure to talk to you before, but do you have grenades I can borrow?
Joseph: Nope.
Bartholomew: *Shooting Japanese ponies with a pistol*
Japanese Ponies: *Running away*
Lieutenant Logan: They're retreating, go get them. *Drives a half track*

Three half tracks came out of a boat, followed by the truck.

Sargent: *Driving the truck*
Lieutenant Logan: *Spots the Japanese ponies by five trucks* There they are, shoot 'em.
Equestrian Ponies: *Shooting the Japanese*

Sargent: Enemy troop carrier! *Stops the truck, and is 2,400 feet from the Japanese truck*

Just then, trombones, violins, and drums could be heard being played from nowhere.

Japanese Pony: *Has the truck parked by three trees*
Sargent: *Revs the engine of his truck*
Japanese Pony: *Eyeing the pony in the driver's seat of the truck in front of him*
Sargent: *Stares at the Japanese ponies in the truck*
Japanese Pony: *Loads his Nambu pistol*
Sargent: *Loads his Colt M1911*
Japanese Pony: FOR JAPAN!!
Sargent: FOR EQUESTRIA!!

They both drove their trucks towards each other at high speed.

Japanese Pony: *Pushes the Sargent's truck backwards. A tree falls on it* Haha!!!
Lance: *Shoots the driver*
Japanese Pony: *Dies, and leans on the steering wheel, making the truck go right, and crashes into a rock*
Lieutenant Logan: Get everything back onto the boats. We have to go now!!

2 B Continued