Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Nikki West as Pink
Larry Wilcox & Erik Estrada as Theirselves

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I am happy to announce that for the very first time in this show, Sean the hedgehog will not be joining us. He's busy starting a new movie called The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville. So I don't have to worry about him making sexual threats to my grand daughter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Pink is in second place with negative $55,555.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pink: Why don't you have any categories about the color pink? I'd be in first place by now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Sure. In first place with 3 dollars, Larry Wilcox.
Audience: *Cheering, and whistling*
Larry: Alex, it's really great to be here. I heard that when you play this game for charity, I instantly had to join, and-
Alex: *Not interested* Intersting.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Erik Estrada with negative $123,456.
Audience: *Laughing*
Erik: Hey that's bullshit man. Every answer I gave you was correct!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No they were not. Now let's move onto Double Jeopardy. The categories for this game are..

POTENT POTABLES
THE DOLLAR BILL
MOVIES STARRING TOM HANKS
PILLOWS
CAR COMPANIES THAT BEGIN IN DODGE
CAR COMPANIES THAT END IN DODGE
And finally, ARTWORK BY LEONARDO DA VINCI

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Mr. Wilcox, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Larry: Okay, how about 800?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For which category?
Larry: Just pick one. I don't care.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: You don't care. Okay. Car companies that begin in Dodge for 800.
Larry: Actually, I wanna do Car companies that end in Dodge.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Car companies that end in Dodge for 800. This car company has a name that ends in Dodge.
Erik: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Estrada?
Erik: Kawasaki!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Rings the wrong answer buzzer* They don't even make cars.
Pink: *Rings in*
Alex: Pink?
Pink: Yes, what can I do for you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: You buzzed in.
Pink: Really? I don't remember doing that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well, you did. *Hears a buzzer go off three times* And you ran out of time.
Larry: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Wilcox?
Larry: I wanted to do Car companies that begin in Dodge. I realized that would be easier than the category we're doing now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well, since you can't make up your mind, we're not gonna let you pick anymore categories. Pink, why don't you pick a category?
Pink: Fartwork by Leonardo Dicaprio for 1,000.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: You should be ashamed of yourself. Okay, let's go with Movies Starring Tom Hanks for 600. This actor starred in Forrest Gump.
Pink: *Rings in*
Alex: Yes Pink?
Pink: I actually have proof that Leonardo Dicaprio-
Alex: Let me stop you right there, and continue the game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Larry: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Wilcox?
Larry: Eh, who is...
Alex: Yes?
Larry: Tom...
Alex: You're almost there! Go on!
Larry: I got it. Who is Tom Cruise?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: NO!!! The answer was Tom Hanks!!
Erik: Hey! I would have gotten that!
Alex: No you would not have gotten that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's end this, and go to final jeopardy. The category is your favorite drink.

Final jeopardy music began to play.

Alex: There's no way this can go wrong.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There are a lot of drinks, so pick one. It could be water, Sprite, rootbeer, anything. Just please get the right answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's start with Larry Wilcox, and you wrote down.. *Looks at Larry's podium* Actually, he drew something. It appears to be a pick up truck.
Audience: *Laughing*
Larry: You always gotta go with GMC, or Chevy. They make the best trucks in all of Equestria.
Alex: *Bored* I'll keep that in mind. Pink, your favorite drink is.. *Sees Pink's pen is missing*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Where's your pen?
Pink: What pen?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The pen attached to your podium. Where is it?
Pink: Oh, uh..
Alex: You know what? Forget it. I'll ask Nicholas Cage after the game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Erik Estrada. You wrote down, *Sees a drawing of himself being executed by guillotine*
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Alex: All you had to do was write down your favorite drink.
Erik: I did. It's beer. You can see that, because that's what you're carrying with your hooves just before your head gets cut off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Disgusted* Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's it for Jeopardy. Sean, if you're watching this, please come back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Up next, it's The Story of Corporal Agarn