(Warning! This list contains swearing!)
Hello and welcome to another top list! Today, we're going over my top 5 least favorite characters in fiction. Enjoy!
#5: Kohta and Yuka (Elfen Lied)
These two are probably the most annoying anime characters of all time. I understand that cousins marrying is normal in Japan, but eww! Also, even when facts are given to Kohta about Lucy and how she can't control her murderous side, he completely ignores them. Also, Yuka a is crying b**ch who doesn't help at all.
#4: Most New 52 Heroes (DC)
I don't know what was going through DC's mind when they rebooted the unvierse, but someone thought it was a good idea to take about 90% of the DC universe and make it "dark", "gritty", and "realistic". Seriously?! We left that behind in the 90's! It feels less like DC Comics and more like Image Comics!
#3: Modern Patrick Star (Spongebob)
I used to love this character. But then the writers of Spongebob changed after the first movie, and Patrick went from a lovable idiot with a heart of gold to a nasty idiot with the heart of a jerk. For example, he almost kills Gary in Pet Sitter Pat with a flamethrower and suggests using salt to dry him off, and that's just one of the times Patrick has been a prick. Go to MysteriousMrEnter if you want more info on that.
#2: Flash Sentry (My Little Pony)
Gary Stu, no character, only around to fulfill little girls fantasies. In the words of Stan Lee, 'nuff said!
#1: Superman (Man of Steel)
Where do I begin? Not only does this abomination of Superman cause a TON of f***ing collateral damage, not only does he leave Lois Lane in the middle of nowhere, not only is he constantly moody, but the first villain he fights, he snaps his neck. WHAT THE F***ING H*LL! SUPERMAN COULD HAVE EASILY JUST COVERED ZOD'S EYES OR USED HIS FREEZE BREATH, BUT NO, LET'S MAKE SUPERMAN DARK AND EDGY, LIKE THE "COOL KIDS", BUT IT JUST MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE F***ING MONSTER! THIS VERSION OF SUPERMAN IS A HEARTLESS MONSTER, AND I JUST WANT BEN AFFLECK BATMAN TO KICK HIS A**!
Hello and welcome to another top list! Today, we're going over my top 5 least favorite characters in fiction. Enjoy!
#5: Kohta and Yuka (Elfen Lied)
These two are probably the most annoying anime characters of all time. I understand that cousins marrying is normal in Japan, but eww! Also, even when facts are given to Kohta about Lucy and how she can't control her murderous side, he completely ignores them. Also, Yuka a is crying b**ch who doesn't help at all.
#4: Most New 52 Heroes (DC)
I don't know what was going through DC's mind when they rebooted the unvierse, but someone thought it was a good idea to take about 90% of the DC universe and make it "dark", "gritty", and "realistic". Seriously?! We left that behind in the 90's! It feels less like DC Comics and more like Image Comics!
#3: Modern Patrick Star (Spongebob)
I used to love this character. But then the writers of Spongebob changed after the first movie, and Patrick went from a lovable idiot with a heart of gold to a nasty idiot with the heart of a jerk. For example, he almost kills Gary in Pet Sitter Pat with a flamethrower and suggests using salt to dry him off, and that's just one of the times Patrick has been a prick. Go to MysteriousMrEnter if you want more info on that.
#2: Flash Sentry (My Little Pony)
Gary Stu, no character, only around to fulfill little girls fantasies. In the words of Stan Lee, 'nuff said!
#1: Superman (Man of Steel)
Where do I begin? Not only does this abomination of Superman cause a TON of f***ing collateral damage, not only does he leave Lois Lane in the middle of nowhere, not only is he constantly moody, but the first villain he fights, he snaps his neck. WHAT THE F***ING H*LL! SUPERMAN COULD HAVE EASILY JUST COVERED ZOD'S EYES OR USED HIS FREEZE BREATH, BUT NO, LET'S MAKE SUPERMAN DARK AND EDGY, LIKE THE "COOL KIDS", BUT IT JUST MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE F***ING MONSTER! THIS VERSION OF SUPERMAN IS A HEARTLESS MONSTER, AND I JUST WANT BEN AFFLECK BATMAN TO KICK HIS A**!
