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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Fillydelphia gang was talking with each other in a building in Oatland.

Fillydelphia Pony 93: Those Mexicans have been fighting with Case Cracker's gang.
Fillydelphia Pony 15: And our attack on Case wasn't successful. What do we do?
Michael: We try again. Only this time, we succeed.

Next day

Gordon: *Wakes up* 5 AM. I usually wake up at 6, but whatever.
Case Cracker: *stays asleep at home*
Gordon: *Starts lifting weights*
Case Cracker: *Gets up a couple hours later*
Jim: *Calling Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Picks up* Hello.
Jim: We have a problem Case! Call Gordon, and Sam, and tell them to get their asses over here, and you do the same thing! *Fires two bullets* I need your help!!
Case Cracker: Okay, okay! You at the pizzaria?
Jim: No, I'm at Princess Celestia's castle in Canterlot, OF COURSE I'M AT THE PIZZERIA!! Now get Gordon, Sam, and yourself over here now.
Case Cracker: Fine! I'll call them. *calls Gordon*
Gordon: *Picks up phone* Yeah?
Case Cracker: There's a shooting at the pizzaria! We've gotta head over there!
Gordon: I'll be right there. *Hangs up, and runs to his car*
Case Cracker: *Calls Sam*
Sam: *Answers phone* Who is it?
Case Cracker: Yo you've gotta get to the pizzeria! Bring a gun!
Sam: I got it. *Hangs up* Whatever it is must be serious. *Grabs two MP5K's, grabs twenty rounds of ammo, and runs to his car*
Gordon: *Driving to the pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *Takes a big bag full of weapons and ammo to his car and drives to the pizzeria*
Sam: *Drives to pizzeria*
Mexicans: *Getting shot by Jim*
Gordon: *Stops at Pizzeria*
Mexicans: *Shooting Gordon's car*
Gordon: *Grabs Stoner 63 with extended magazines* You fuckers just made a big mistake!! *Shooting Mexicans*
Jim: Get in here! More are coming up with the Fillydelphia gang.
Sam: *Stops at Pizzeria* What? Are we done?
Jim: No. Get in here.
Sam, and Gordon: *Go into pizzeria*
Case Cracker: *Stops his car, and gets in with the others*
Fillydelphia Gangsters: *Arrive with the mexicans*
Mexican Pony 64: Get out of here. This is our job.
Fillydelphia Pony 63: Fuck off man! We're killing them.
Gordon: *Standing in the entrance* You got it mixed up. You're the one that's going to die. *Shooting Fillydelphia Gangsters*
Sam: *Shoots Mexican*
Fillydelphia Gangsters: Man forget you. We're killing these bastards. *Kill all of the Mexicans*
Gordon: Thanks.
Fillydelphia Gangsters: You're welcome. Now die!! *Throws grenade into pizzeria*
Gordon: *Throws it back*
Fillydelphia Gangster 39: *Dies*
Gordon: Twenty one left.
Case Cracker: *Shoots with an M3 submachine gun from the window*
Mexican Pony 92: *Shooting at Case Cracker*
Jim: Mexicans on top of those buildings across the street!
Gordon: *Shooting at Mexican on rooftop*
Sam: *Shooting Fillydelphia gangster*
Mexicans: *Die*
Jim: Nice, but there's still a bunch of them up there.
Fillydelphia Mafia: *Shooting at Jim*
Gordon: *Shoots Fillydelphia gangsters*
Fillydelphia Pony 29: Get the grenade launchers!
Sam: *Shoots Fillydelphia ponies*
Mexican Pony 30: *Shoots glass of whiskey* I missed.
Case Cracker: *Ducks from another shot from the Mexicans* You ain't lying Jim.
Fillydelphia Gangsters: *Arriving with grenade launchers*
Sam: Grenade launchers, look out!
Fillydelphia Pony 77: *Shoot grenade*
Sam: *Gets leg blown off* Oooahh!!! *Dies*
Case Cracker: Whoa!
Gordon: *Shoots Fillydelphia ponies with grenade launchers* Take that you pricks!!
Mexican Ponies: *Shooting through walls*
Gordon: They're getting more fucking firepower.
Case Cracker: I've brought some grenades, a shotgun, and ammo in my gun bag. *Keeps shooting from cover*
Jim: The grenades sound good, but those shotguns don't have enough range to shoot those guys on the rooftops.
Gordon: Make sure their bullets don't hit our grenades.
Case Cracker: *Rolls Jim and Gordon a couple of grenades*
Jim: *Throws his grenade*
Mexican Pony 83: *Shoots grenade*
Jim: *Falls down*
Gordon: Jim? You okay? Jim!
Case Cracker: I think he's dead man.
Gordon: Fuck!! First Sam, now Jim!
Case Cracker: Yeah, I just hope they don't kill us.
Fillydelphia Pony: *Walks into building*
Gordon: Oh no you don't! *Shoots Fillydelphia pony*
Case Cracker: We've got to get out here. We'll take it back later. *Gets out shotgun*
Gordon: *Runs to door leading to alleyway*
Mexican Pony: *Shoots Gordon's horn off*
Gordon: I have been demoted to an earth pony!! *Shoots the Mexican Pony*
Case Cracker: Is that all?
Mexicans: *Appear in a Laune Silverspoon*
Gordon: Afraid not.
Izzy: Gordon, and Case Cracker! You two thought you could stop my organization, but you were proven wrong.
Gordon: How?
Izzy: You are outnumbered, and two ponies in your gang have been killed. We just need to kill you, and it will all be over!
Gordon: Quick, get back inside! *Gets back into pizzeria with Case Cracker*
Mexican Pony 83: *Points M60 out of window, and shoots forty bullets*
Case Cracker: Now what man?
Gordon: There's a secret passage we can take to surprise them. Follow me. *Sneaks into a small corridor, and goes into a small room*
Case Cracker: K, let's hurry. *follows inside*
Gordon: *Turns on flashlight, and finds the secret passage. He opens the door* Go first. I got you covered.
Case Cracker: *Passes the door carrying the shotgun*
Gordon: *Gets into secret passageway, and closes door* If I'm not mistaken, we should get to a ladder. We climb it, and get to a manhole less then a block away from here. Those bastards won't even know where we are.
Case Cracker: Good thinking. I hope none of them saw us come down here.
Gordon: I know they didn't see us.
Case Cracker: Good, good. *continues down the passage*

The final part will be uploaded tomorrow.
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme Song
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh ahh ahh ahhh…
(My Little Pony)
Twilight Sparkle: I used to wonder what friendship could be
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me
Rainbow Dash: Big adventure
Pinkie Pie: Tons of fun
Rarity: A beautiful heart
Applejack: Faithful and strong
Fluttershy: Sharing kindness,
Twilight Sparkle: It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my little ponies
Do you know you're all my very best friends?
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Twilight Sparkle: When I was young I was too busy to make any friends.
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Panty Hose (her full name) gets help from Blazin' in getting a job and buying a house.
Panty Hose (her full name) gets help from Blazin' in getting a job and buying a house.
The next morning…

Rarity: Panty! Please wake up, dear. Blazin' will be here to pick you up soon.

Panty: Wha…whoa!! I gotta get going! *races all over the house to get her stuff and put it in her suitcase*

Rarity: Eh….Want some coffee?

Panty: Coffee? Sure! *drinks it from the cup she was given and suddenly moves faster*

Sweetie: What's going on…HEY! Watch where your'e going!

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Rarity: Sure.

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Rarity: Check.

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