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Pinkie Pie: *Gets to Oddjob* Oddjob, I have a plan, but I need your help.
Oddjob: My help, huh? What's in it for me?
Pinkie Pie: You'll get a bigger part in this fan fiction.
Oddjob: Well, I'm in. What do you need me to do?
Pinkie Pie: First, *Whispering* And then. *Whispering*
Oddjob: Why are you whispering?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know. I plan to disguise myself as a sick pony so I can get into Happy Land.
Oddjob: That's kind of a dumb plan, but okay. *Walking away, but accidentally steps on Pinkie's hoof, then hits Pinkie Pie with his wagon*
Pinkie Pie: Ow! Oddjob!!
Oddjob: *Returns* Whoops. Sorry Pinkie.

Stop the song. Oddjob took Pinkie Pie to Happy Land. The pink pony wrapped up her front legs with toilet paper, and pretended they were broken.

Mojo: What's all this?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, my legs are broken.
Mojo: Come right in. Welcome to Happy Land.
Oddjob: *Brings Pinkie's wagon to the couch where Rainbow Dash is sitting, and sets her down next to Rainbow Dash gently*
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie, what are you doing here?
Pinkie Pie: I'm here to rescue you.
Rainbow Dash: That's great, but who's clearing the clouds for me?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know.
Smoky Joe: *Kicking several clouds around him* Hahaha. Now I am the master of clearing the sky.
Rainbow Dash: Okay, so what's the plan?
Pinkie Pie: Hmm.
Rainbow Dash: You do have a plan, right?
Pinkie Pie: I thought that getting in would be the hard part, and getting out would be easy.
Rainbow Dash: That's not a good plan.
Pinkie Pie: Fine, I'm sorry I came here to save you.
Rainbow Dash: We don't have time for this. We gotta stick together if we're gonna get out of here.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, that's right.
Rainbow Dash: What is?
Pinkie Pie: If we all work together, we can bust out of here!
Rainbow Dash: Great. I'll rally everyone else, and we'll get out of here.
Amtrak: *Eavesdropping, and decides to go tell Doctor Dastardly about what he just heard*
Doctor Dastardly: *In his secret room, and turns on the TV screen on the boulder. He is not happy to see Amtrak* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!!!!!!!!?
Amtrak: Those mares are up to something Doctor Dastardly. I think they're planning to break out.
Doctor Dastardly: Well don't just sit there, go stop them!!

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Amtrak: *Blocking the exit, standing between Mojo, and Jojo*
Rainbow Dash: So long Amtrak, I'm getting out of here.
Amtrak: You'll never escape. There's three of us, and one of you. Just give up, and maybe if you're lucky we'll give you a break.
Pinkie Pie: You're wrong Amtrak!
Amtrak: I knew they had something planned.
Mojo: No matter. It's three of us against those two.
Pinkie Pie: Wrong. It's three of you against all of us!

Twenty mares were standing behind Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie. They wanted to get out.

Amtrak: Stand your ground fellas, they're just weak, and helpless mares. They can't stop us.
Rainbow Dash: That's what you think Amtrak, but we'll beat you. Let's go girls!
Pinkie Pie: *Charging*
Rainbow Dash: *Charging*
Mares: *Charging behind Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie*
Amtrak: You'll never escape Happy Land!!

The three stallions got knocked down. Every mare escaped. Stop the song.

Doctor Dastardly: NO!!!!!!!!! You three idiots let them es-CAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!
Amtrak: Eh, sorry sir.
Mojo: You know, that's the last time I work with you two.
Jojo: Same here. I'm just going to open up a barber shop.
Doctor Dastardly: Now mommy will be disappointed with me!! *Falls on the ground, and cries*

In Ponyville, everyone was quiet, until..

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Rainbow Dash: *Returns with Pinkie Pie, and the other mares*
Rarity: Huh? What's that noise?
Rainbow Dash: *Stops next to Rarity* Hi Rarity.
Rarity: Oh Rainbow, you're back.
Pinkie Pie: And so am I.
Smoky Joe: *Comes down after clearing clouds* Oh, you're back. My cloud clearing days are over.
Pinkie Pie: I'll take over for you Smoky Joe.
Rainbow Dash: Nope. I'll be taking over.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, right.
Celestia: I'm pleased to see you made it back safely Rainbow Dash. My e-mail plan worked perfectly.
Rainbow Dash: Uh, yeah, right.
Celestia: *Looks at the other mares* But who are all these other ponies?
Pinkie Pie: Oh don't worry about them, they're not important.
Celestia: Okay. With that sorted out, I have over forty wagons full of limestone that needs to be taken to the new construction site.
Rainbow Dash: Umm.... Bye! *Flies away*
Pinkie Pie: Hey Rainbow, come back here! You said on the way back here that you'd help so that *Talks faster, and no one can understand what she's saying*

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Starring the main protagonists

Rainbow Dash & Pinkie Pie

Also starring

Rarity
Princess Celestia
Gilda
Lyra
Bonbon
Twilight Sparkle
And featuring two new OC's, Smoky Joe and Oddjob

Starring the bad guys

Amtrak
Mojo
Jojo
Special Guest Star: ROB as Doctor Dastardly

Songs used in order of appearance

CP Original - Kind of Thomas-ish by Captain Punjab of Youtube
Pizzicato Playtime - Ren and Stimpy
Epic Fat Controller Theme Remix by Thomas Fan Forever of Youtube
Smile Smile Smile 8 Bit Version by RC88 of Youtube
GTA Vice City Theme - Rockstar
MLP Fighting is Magic - Pinkie Pie Theme
Thomas The Bachmann Model & Friends Theme by Captain Punjab of Youtube
Spiral Mountain - Banjo-Kazooie
chemical plant zone rock remix by truesonicremastered of Youtube
View - Namco Museum Vol. 3 Soundtrack
My little pony: Friendship is magic 8-bit extended version by DJDerpy75

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production

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