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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 10, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 4:44 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Bow & Arrow rode her bicycle into the train yard when she saw a freight train enter. The train was being pulled by three diesels from the Baltimare & Ohio.

Bow & Arrow: *Looks at the train* Hm, that's strange. *Goes to the train*
Mirage: *Stops the train next to Snowflake's tower*
Bow & Arrow: *Gets next to the train, and watches Mirage get out* Sir?
Mirage: *Turns around* Yes little filly?
Bow & Arrow: I thought this was the Union Pacific.
Mirage: It is, those engines you see were borrowed from another railroad.
Bow & Arrow: *Looks around him* Where's Stylo?
Mirage: I don't know.
Bow & Arrow: Does he still work on this railroad?
Mirage: I'm sure he does. He's probably out on the mainline in another train. *Goes to uncouple the engines from his train*
Bow & Arrow: I need to find him. *Spots another freight train, and runs towards it. She finds a ladder on a boxcar, and climbs up to the top* Maybe I can get a good view up here. *Feels the train moving* Uh oh. I ain't supposed to be up here. Help!! Stop the train!!
Snowflake: *Spots Bow & Arrow on top of the train, and talks on the radio* Train 652, you have a pony on top of your train. Stop immediately.

Unfortunately, Orion was driving that train.

Orion: *Replies on the radio* No thanks, I'm going to go very fast until that pony falls off, and then I'll get fired! *Laughing*
Snowflake: That pony is a filly! Slow down!
Orion: No. *Increases speed on his train* I am gonna lose my job one way or another, because if I quit, the government will execute me!
Snowflake: Oh for the love of Pete. *Talks into P.A System* Attention, Jeffery Soto, follow train 652. There is a filly on board, and she needs help.
Jeff: *Runs to get into a truck*
Percy: What about me?
Jeff: Maintain the engines until I get back! *Gets into a truck, and drives after Orion's train*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *In another freight train, passing Orion's train in the opposite direction*
Stylo: *Sees Bow & Arrow on Orion's train* Hey, that was Bow & Arrow on that train.
Hawkeye: The filly?
Stylo: Yes, what's she doing up there? *Gets on the radio* Snowflake, I just saw a filly on top of a train.
Snowflake: I don't know how she got there, but Orion refuses to stop. Jeffery is going after that train to save the filly.
Hawkeye: Okay, if he doesn't get the filly before we stop our train, we'll go after her too.
Bow & Arrow: *Looks at the caboose* Maybe I can get in there, and tell the conductor to stop this train.

But before she could go, a coupling came undone. The last four cars of the train, (Two freight cars are between the caboose and the boxcar Bow & Arrow is on) started rolling downhill.

Bow & Arrow: Uh oh. *Panics as the cars start rolling downhill*
Jeff: *Sees Bow & Arrow on the runaway cars, and follows them*
Bow & Arrow: *Spots the truck*
Jeff: *Driving right next to the freight car* Jump!
Bow & Arrow: What if I don't make it?!
Jeff: You have to! Jump into the back of the truck!
Bow & Arrow: Dear lord, please help me make it into the truck! *Jumps*

She made it safely into the back of the truck

Jeff: *Stops*
Bow & Arrow: *Gets out, and walks into the truck, sitting next to Jeff*
Jeff: Are you hurt?
Bow & Arrow: No, I'm okay. Thanks.
Jeff: *Stops next to Stylo's train*
Stylo: *Walks to the truck* Bow, what happened?
Bow & Arrow: I was trying to look for you.
Stylo: I thought I told you to stand 6 feet away from the trains.
Bow & Arrow: I know, I'm sorry. I just went up there so I could get a good view of where I could find you.
Stylo: Well, here I am. By the way, how did you get the name Bow & Arrow?
Bow & Arrow: Because I'm good with a bow & arrow.
Stylo: Oh, wonderful.
Bow & Arrow: I gotta go now. *Runs back to her bicycle* Bye.
Stylo: See you later Bow & Arrow.

The End

On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails

Two Military ponies make things difficult for everypony on the Union Pacific

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