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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 14 is beginning, and the ponies are following Rainbow Dash as she goes to buy Mule Kick

Rainbow Dash: *Shoots six zombies as she gets to the mule kick, and buys one. She drinks it, and kills a zombie by hitting it with the empty bottle* Now I can have three guns!
Applejack: *Shoots seven zombies with her Ray Gun* This fucking gun is amazing! *Shoots six more* This fucking gun is amazing!
Rainbow Dash: Is that why you said it twice?
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the heads off of five zombies with her RPK* The life has been drained from that one.
Twilight: Good shooting doctor. *Confused* (Why am I carring Pinkie Pie a doctor?) *Shoots three zombies with her HS10* With the force of 1,000 wombats, you die!
Rainbow Dash: Downstairs everypony! We're going to the dressing room. *Running downstairs*

The four ponies ran through the room where the Stakeout, and MP40 was located, each shooting five zombies.

Pinkie Pie: *Goes to the left, and finds a piece of the meteor on a stand under glass* I found a piece of the meteor!
Rainbow Dash: *Leads everypony onto the stage, and shoots four zombies*
Pinkie Pie: *Throwing a grenade, which kills three zombies. One of them has his front legs fall off* He cannot fight now. He's been, disarmed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Rainbow Dash: We got a crawler thanks to Pinkie Pie! *Kills the crawler*
Pinkie Pie: *Not happy* Rainbow Dash! *Points at the dead crawler* Look what you've done! *Clicks her tongue five times*
Applejack: *Kills seven zombies with her Galil* One of them dropped a fire sale! *Runs towards it*
Rainbow Dash: *Shooting more zombies*
Applejack: *Gets the fire sale*

Song: link

Sweetie Belle: Fire sale.
Applejack: What is happening? That music sucks. I need another drink. *Goes to the mystery box to her left, and spends 10 points, while drinking vodka*
Rainbow Dash: *Runs to the starting room, and spends 10 points on the mystery box there*
Twilight: *Spends 10 points on the mystery box backstage*
Pinkie Pie: *Spends 10 points on the mystery box in the dressing room*
Applejack: *Replacing the Galil with the Thundergun, and shoots a big rush of air at 20 zombies to her right. They all die* Crushed under the might of the red army!
Rainbow Dash: *Gets a L115 Sniper Rifle* Fighting me upclose isn't fair, and now I get a sniper rifle?
Pinkie Pie: *Gets the monkeys* The amazing monkey OF POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: *Replaces the HS10 with a Famas* Ah, the burrets, sharr rain upon the demon spawn.

Stop the song

Pinkie Pie: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: You look friendly. *Lands behind the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie: *Runs to the Claymores, and buys them. She runs to where Applejack is*
Zombies: *Die from the monkey explosion*
Pinkie Pie: Die my pretty! Die!
Applejack: *Shoots another rush of wind at the zombies* No! No vodka for you!
Pinkie Pie: Straight shooting from a drunk Russian. How quaint. *Throws a grenade, killing four zombies, and making a crawler* He's become random bits of joy.
Twilight: *Arrives* This is no time for pray. *Kills the crawler*
Zombie: *Walking towards Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight*
Pinkie Pie: Want me to take him?
Twilight: By arr means.

But a bullet already hit the zombie in the head.

Pinkie Pie: *Angry, looks at Rainbow Dash who is behind her* Damn you Rainbow!!!
Rainbow Dash: I hope you can appreciate a perfect shot. *Blows the smoke coming out of her rifle*

Round 14 is over.

Score

Rainbow Dash: 1200
Applejack: 4150
Pinkie Pie: 2750
Twilight Sparkle: 1400

Kill count

Rainbow Dash: 163 (1 revive) (35 head shots)
Applejack: 135 (4 revives) (17 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 176 (3 revives) (119 head shots) (Downed 1 time)
Twilight Sparkle: 105 (9 head shots) (Downed 7 times)

Round 15 will start in the next part
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
You know Applejack and Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.
Rainbow Dash Rarity Twilight Sparkle and Apple Bloom
But do you know the most famous pony of them all...
Scootaloo the winged crusader
Had little tiny wings
And all the other ponies
Used to laugh and tease all day
They wouldn't let Scootaloo play
In any of the pony games
Them one bright and sunny Ponyville day
Sweetie Belle came to say
Scootaloo with your wings so small will you help us fill our flanks?
Now all the other ponies
Thank Scootaloo to become one
Of the cutie mark crusaders on this Ponyville day!
posted by TotalDramaFan60
Twilight Sparkle and Applejack sit together.
Twilight has her folder on Applejack's desk.
Applejack pushes it over to Twilight's desk without saying anything.



Octavia Harmony is the teacher.
The class was too loud.

Octavia: I'm sorry class, but we can't have any more extra recess anymore because you were too loud.
Pinkie Pie starts crying.
Octavia: Pinkie, why are you crying?
Pinkie: I wanted extra recess!
Octavia: Well, no more!



In music the ponies are practicing a song.
It's a sad song.
Pinkie does it too emotional.
She's practically looking like she's gonna cry.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 35

The Sherman On Sherman Hill

February 1, 1954

Although it was 34 degrees farenheit, the sun was shining in Cheyenne, and the sky was clear from clouds.

Hawkeye: *Playing poker with Stylo* Alright, I'll put in three dollars.
Stylo: *Puts in three...
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added by NocturnalMirage
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Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
posted by KendiKens
Glitter:Grandpa,can you tell me your stories?
Captain Moon Glade:Well,my little one,I will tell you my real life story.......
Sailor nr.1:Captain,a ship is coming near us.It's full of weapons!
Captain:Shoot them!
Sailor:But....
Captain:Shoot!
Sailor:Okay!Everypony,get your weapons.This is going to be a hard fight.
Captain:*gets weapon*Today,we may die,but we will die with glory.Now,who is with me?
All:We are.
Captain:I don't hear you!
All:We are!*claps*
Captain:Lets go!!
Then,the war started.My little one,I was saved by a brave sailor.He was my best friend.
Glitter:But,what happened to him?
Moon Glade:Oh,no,no,no,no,no,no!He...
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Reuses Saten's speech from SEASON 2, for when Saten explains his own childhood..

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Saten: (confused) Mother!?.. I.. You.. How can?.. (shouts) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?

Maddy: Trixie Lulamoon was doing an performance at the town I was staying it.. She's certainly grown into an attractive young woman hadn't she?

Saten: Well... Yes, but what dose tha-

Maddy: I went to talk to her, asked if she remembered me.. Long story short she did.. But she wasn't too thrilled it.

Saten: D -Did you hurt her!?

Maddy: What kind of question is that?

Saten:...
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Source: witness files
posted by Canada24
Since the stories were so popular.. I'm trying to make sequel to THE STORY OF DITTO:

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Ganger looked up as he was laying down, but the room was pitch black and all he sawglowing the figures, glowing eyes.

"Who are you!?" Ganger asked.

"It dosen't matter who I am. What matters is that nobody can find you, my friend" the voice said, evily.

"WHEN I GET OF THIS YOUR GOI-

"Afraid your not going anywhere darling" said a newer voice, female this time, and the shadowy figure seemed the size of Celestia, maybe even bigger. And like the other figure,...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ass Ass Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring Rainbow Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic Rainbow as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Idea for this skit by Purrloinedlove.

Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.

Mercury: I've been looking forward to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in bed together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa:...
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