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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 14 is beginning, and the ponies are following Rainbow Dash as she goes to buy Mule Kick

Rainbow Dash: *Shoots six zombies as she gets to the mule kick, and buys one. She drinks it, and kills a zombie by hitting it with the empty bottle* Now I can have three guns!
Applejack: *Shoots seven zombies with her Ray Gun* This fucking gun is amazing! *Shoots six more* This fucking gun is amazing!
Rainbow Dash: Is that why you said it twice?
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the heads off of five zombies with her RPK* The life has been drained from that one.
Twilight: Good shooting doctor. *Confused* (Why am I carring Pinkie Pie a doctor?) *Shoots three zombies with her HS10* With the force of 1,000 wombats, you die!
Rainbow Dash: Downstairs everypony! We're going to the dressing room. *Running downstairs*

The four ponies ran through the room where the Stakeout, and MP40 was located, each shooting five zombies.

Pinkie Pie: *Goes to the left, and finds a piece of the meteor on a stand under glass* I found a piece of the meteor!
Rainbow Dash: *Leads everypony onto the stage, and shoots four zombies*
Pinkie Pie: *Throwing a grenade, which kills three zombies. One of them has his front legs fall off* He cannot fight now. He's been, disarmed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Rainbow Dash: We got a crawler thanks to Pinkie Pie! *Kills the crawler*
Pinkie Pie: *Not happy* Rainbow Dash! *Points at the dead crawler* Look what you've done! *Clicks her tongue five times*
Applejack: *Kills seven zombies with her Galil* One of them dropped a fire sale! *Runs towards it*
Rainbow Dash: *Shooting more zombies*
Applejack: *Gets the fire sale*

Song: link

Sweetie Belle: Fire sale.
Applejack: What is happening? That music sucks. I need another drink. *Goes to the mystery box to her left, and spends 10 points, while drinking vodka*
Rainbow Dash: *Runs to the starting room, and spends 10 points on the mystery box there*
Twilight: *Spends 10 points on the mystery box backstage*
Pinkie Pie: *Spends 10 points on the mystery box in the dressing room*
Applejack: *Replacing the Galil with the Thundergun, and shoots a big rush of air at 20 zombies to her right. They all die* Crushed under the might of the red army!
Rainbow Dash: *Gets a L115 Sniper Rifle* Fighting me upclose isn't fair, and now I get a sniper rifle?
Pinkie Pie: *Gets the monkeys* The amazing monkey OF POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: *Replaces the HS10 with a Famas* Ah, the burrets, sharr rain upon the demon spawn.

Stop the song

Pinkie Pie: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: You look friendly. *Lands behind the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie: *Runs to the Claymores, and buys them. She runs to where Applejack is*
Zombies: *Die from the monkey explosion*
Pinkie Pie: Die my pretty! Die!
Applejack: *Shoots another rush of wind at the zombies* No! No vodka for you!
Pinkie Pie: Straight shooting from a drunk Russian. How quaint. *Throws a grenade, killing four zombies, and making a crawler* He's become random bits of joy.
Twilight: *Arrives* This is no time for pray. *Kills the crawler*
Zombie: *Walking towards Applejack, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight*
Pinkie Pie: Want me to take him?
Twilight: By arr means.

But a bullet already hit the zombie in the head.

Pinkie Pie: *Angry, looks at Rainbow Dash who is behind her* Damn you Rainbow!!!
Rainbow Dash: I hope you can appreciate a perfect shot. *Blows the smoke coming out of her rifle*

Round 14 is over.

Score

Rainbow Dash: 1200
Applejack: 4150
Pinkie Pie: 2750
Twilight Sparkle: 1400

Kill count

Rainbow Dash: 163 (1 revive) (35 head shots)
Applejack: 135 (4 revives) (17 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 176 (3 revives) (119 head shots) (Downed 1 time)
Twilight Sparkle: 105 (9 head shots) (Downed 7 times)

Round 15 will start in the next part
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Drunk bus driver
Drunk bus driver
Orion, Pete, and Mirage went out of the station to see the bus driver.

Orion: See? He's pulling into our station now.
Pete: And taking our passengers away.
Bus Driver: I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I HATE TRAINS!!!
Mirage: He's really drunk. How come he hasn't crashed yet?
Pete: Who knows?
Orion: I can make him crash if you want.
Pete: No, that won't be necessary.
Ponies: *Getting into bus*
Bus Driver: *Driving away* I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, *Points at Pete* I HATE YOU!!!
Pete: Okay, make him crash.
Orion: The pleasure is all mine.
Pete: As for you Mirage, I want you to work in the train...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine trotted out of her apartment, carrying her suitcase, with her pet, Quack at her side. She took one last long look at the street outside her apartment. Even though the sun was just beginning to rise, the busy Manehattan street was already bustling with ponies on their way to work, and taxies. she took one last longing look at her bracelet her friend made her, and with Quack at her side, spread her wings and took off to the skies. Good-bye Manehattan, hello Ponyville.
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Hawkeye, Coffee Creme, and Percy continued on their way to Denver.

Hawkeye: We'll get there soon.
Percy: How's the fuel?
Hawkeye: We got half a tender full of coal, and we're a quarter empty on water.
Coffee Creme: Now that we got the info on our fuel down, how about getting more space in this cab? There's a reason only two ponies are needed to drive a steam locomotive.
Hawkeye: How about you stand on the tender?
Coffee Creme: Never mind. I'll stay in here with you.
Hawkeye: A smart decision. Now, we should be going downhill for a while. Let's cruise down, and not use any fuel, or the brakes....
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