Date: February 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:09 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Orion was on his way back to Cheyenne from Denver, after delivering the Iron Ore, and steel. Now the freight cars on his train are empty.
Orion: The adventure never seems to end for those freight cars. They just keep going all over the place, and.. What the fuck am I talking about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: *Going down Sherman Hill* Okay, time for my plan.
Mirage: *Backing three diesels onto a freight train*
Dan: *Walking to Mirage's train*
Mike: Where are you two heading?
Dan: Westbound, to Greeley.
Mirage: Hold up mate, I see another train.
Dan: What about it? *Sees that it's going too fast* Never mind.
Mike: Losh sakes. It's coming into the yards.
Dan: If he doesn't slow down, he might crash into us.
But the train passed them on another track. At that time, Orion flew out of it, and landed next to Mike.
Orion: Tada! *The train crashes, and blows up behind him*
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: You fucking bastard.
Orion: What?! How else am I supposed to get fired?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: ORION!!!!!!!
Orion: *Excited* Here it comes!!!!
Pete: *Arrives, and is very angry* You caused another accident.
Orion: Of course I did. How else am I supposed to get fired around here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Well instead of firing you, you know what I'm gonna do?
Orion: If you're not gonna fire me, I don't wanna know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Too bad. I am going to have you work for ten weeks without pay, and get you arrested.
Orion: Why is it so difficult to get fired on purpose?!?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: Nice try Stardust.
Dan: Will he ever get fired?
Mirage: I doubt it. *Drives the train*
Orion: Hey wait a minute! Guys!!
Mike: *Walking away from Orion*
Orion: I need help thinking of ways to get fired! I need a partner!!
As soon as he said that, everypony ran away from him.
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: Oh shit!!
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails
Stylo finds an airplane
The has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from April 3, 2016
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:09 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Orion was on his way back to Cheyenne from Denver, after delivering the Iron Ore, and steel. Now the freight cars on his train are empty.
Orion: The adventure never seems to end for those freight cars. They just keep going all over the place, and.. What the fuck am I talking about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: *Going down Sherman Hill* Okay, time for my plan.
Mirage: *Backing three diesels onto a freight train*
Dan: *Walking to Mirage's train*
Mike: Where are you two heading?
Dan: Westbound, to Greeley.
Mirage: Hold up mate, I see another train.
Dan: What about it? *Sees that it's going too fast* Never mind.
Mike: Losh sakes. It's coming into the yards.
Dan: If he doesn't slow down, he might crash into us.
But the train passed them on another track. At that time, Orion flew out of it, and landed next to Mike.
Orion: Tada! *The train crashes, and blows up behind him*
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: You fucking bastard.
Orion: What?! How else am I supposed to get fired?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: ORION!!!!!!!
Orion: *Excited* Here it comes!!!!
Pete: *Arrives, and is very angry* You caused another accident.
Orion: Of course I did. How else am I supposed to get fired around here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Well instead of firing you, you know what I'm gonna do?
Orion: If you're not gonna fire me, I don't wanna know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Too bad. I am going to have you work for ten weeks without pay, and get you arrested.
Orion: Why is it so difficult to get fired on purpose?!?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: Nice try Stardust.
Dan: Will he ever get fired?
Mirage: I doubt it. *Drives the train*
Orion: Hey wait a minute! Guys!!
Mike: *Walking away from Orion*
Orion: I need help thinking of ways to get fired! I need a partner!!
As soon as he said that, everypony ran away from him.
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: Oh shit!!
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails
Stylo finds an airplane
The has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from April 3, 2016
