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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After a few days of training, Guy was back in his tent with Black Tuesday.

Guy: Three days of running, obstacles, and all that other shit Sargent Pride is making us do.. If the Vietcong don't kill me, the training exercises will.
Black Tuesday: It's not all that bad. You just try to run too fast.
Guy: Do I now?
Black Tuesday: Yeah. Didn't you notice everyone else was behind you when you were running?
Guy: No. I think I was just too busy trying to complete the damn thing to notice anyone behind me.
Summer Pride: *Blows a whistle* EVERYPONY OVER HERE ON THE DOUBLE!!!!
Guy: *Runs with Black Tuesday towards Summer Pride*
Summer Pride: You will now go into your very first battle! The South Vietnamese need our help in Quang Tri. Stargazer will give you your rifles! Once you get your rifle, go to Orion to get your ammo.
Ponies: Yes ma'am.
Stargazer: *Gives Black Tuesday his rifle, then gives Guy his rifle* Good luck to you both.
Black Tuesday: What about everyone else?
Guy: He must be wishing us luck one by one.
Black Tuesday: Let's go get our ammo.
Orion: *Gives Snowflake six clips of ammo*
Guy: *Walks to Orion with Black Tuesday*
Orion: Hi Guy. *Gives Guy his ammo* Six clips of ammo each. *Gives Black Tuesday his ammo*
Guy: *Gets back in line, then looks to his right, and sees Nikki*

Song: link

Nikki: *In slow motion, she turns her head to the left to look at Guy while blinking*
Guy: *Blushes slightly as he walks towards Nikki*
Nikki: Howdy.
Guy: Oh my god your voice sounds sexy.
Nikki: *Laughs* You like Southern accents?
Guy: Yeah. So, do you come here often?
Nikki: *Laughs* You're funny. What's your name?
Guy: Guy. Guy McIntyre. You are?
Nikki: Nikki West.
Guy: Are you related to Adam West?
Nikki: *Laughs* I wish. Then I wouldn't be here.
Guy: Where would you be if you weren't here?
Nikki: Mississippi, driving to work in a Chrysler.
Guy: A Chrysler? You must have a lot of money.
Nikki: Mmm hmm.
Guy: I better get back in my spot before the Sarge sees us talking.
Nikki: Okay. Can we talk again later?
Guy: *Going back to his spot* I hope. *Gets back next to Black Tuesday, and lets out a sigh while daydreaming*
Black Tuesday: Hey, snap out of it.
Guy: Huh?
Black Tuesday: The choppers are coming.
Guy: Oh.

Two Hueys landed in front of everypony.

Stop the song

Summer Pride: Okay everypony, inside the choppers! I don't care which one you get in, just get in!
Guy & Black: *Get inside a chopper. Nikki, and Snowflake get in with them*
Nikki: Isn't this exciting?
Guy: What? Flying?
Nikki: Our very first battle!
Guy: Yeah, I guess so.
Black Tuesday: Just remember what I told you. Be alert!
Guy: Got it.

The helicopters took off, heading towards enemy lines.

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce Hawkins
Pierce Hawkins
In San Franciscolt, the police were being notified about the bank robbers.

Police Pony 36: *On phone* Right. We'll alert all of our units now. Thanks again. *Hangs up* We got news from LA everypony. Four bank robbers are coming here by train. They just robbed a bank, and got on the train as fast as they could.
Police Pony 94: We need to tell the commissioner.
Police Pony 36: I'll notify him, and you must tell Detective Hawkins about it.
Police Pony 94: I will.

Detective Hawkins was a green earth pony with orange hooves. He was pulling over a pony in a station wagon for speeding when he heard...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic Rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.

Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine trotted away, bored. She suddenly stumbled across a gorge in the earth, and the ground was now stone. Down in the gorge, a waterfall thundered and a river ran far below. She sat down and looked behind her. “How far did I walk?” she murmured to herself. Suddenly, a knife like the one from earlier flew over her head and hit the rock wall behind her with a clang. Aqua looked up, startled. “Today is your day to die, Aqua Marine.” She heard a voice say. She looked up at a ledge, where the voice came from. A grey earth pony with a black wild mane was standing there. “Who are...
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posted by Canada24
This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..


Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will you ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..


Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded by huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how you keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed by the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
Trixie:Discort,I only made that stupid Pinkie Pie as a "great master" for only a short time.She does not know what is going to happen.
Discort:And what do you want from me?
Trixie:I want you to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But you can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now you are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is more weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't you dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are you going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with you again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need you anymore.You know what?I didn't needed you at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*

Discort:I am by your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*
added by karinabrony
The three together in one picture. What's with the negativity?
The three together in one picture. What's with the negativity?
Alright! Moon-Dust12, if your'e reading this, you'll be impressed, because I've had it! First of all, Princess Luna being shipped with my OC Blazin' Blue was my idea, and a good one. You don't like that he is shipped with her and has a daughter named Nightshade? That's your problem. But don't jump on my case or my friend Moon-Dust12's case about it, just because I let him use my OC and Nightshade in his fan fiction! It's insanely rude, and if you don't like it, don't comment on it. I already took the heat on Google+, and that already left me PISSED OFF. But seeing how Moon-Dust12 also got attacked...
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Source: Don't know, but it's not mine.
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Source: LavosVsBahamut On deviantart
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Source: Rightful Owners
added by Tawnyjay
Source: Rightful Owners
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Source: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic wiki
Ponyville, September 10th, 2012 BCR.
Rainbow Dash's cloud home.

Rainbow Dash was reading, like she did a lot these days. Twilight had given her the newest issue of Daring Do to her, but with the Gilda case, she didn't have had much time to read into the new exploits of the adventurous Pegasus. But now, with the Weekend, she had time enough.

After Celestia's sun graced Equestria once again, she awoke, ate her breakfast, and began reading into the story. Daring Do and The Quest for the Romanov's. Rainbow had read a couple of lines in the intro already, but then Gilda came back into Ponyville, and...
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Cloudsdale, June 17th, 1778 BCR.

'Come on, Gilda, we're almost late!' a Cyan colored Pegasus pony with a rainbow colored mane said.

'Yeah, yeah, hold on to your hooves, Dash! I'm coming!' said the griffin.

They were both flying to the city in the clouds, Cloudsdale. Both were there at Junior Speedsters Summer Flight Camp, and they were almost late for the morning training. The two of them were friends, or so they would think. The Cyan Pegasus was known for being a brasher, and was also known to get in a fight very often. She was called Rainbow Dash, and called herself the 'Fastest Flier of Equestria'....
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