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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan from Someonebutnoone
Episode 118: Olympics On Rails
Date: March 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:33 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
It was a sunny day, but there were some dark clouds in the sky. Orion stopped his passenger train at the station, when he saw Pete running out of the station with Mirage.
Orion: *Leans his head out of the window* What's going on you two?
Pete: Accident!
Mirage: We've got to help clean up!
Mirage was about to drive his train out of the yards, but another engineer came in too fast, and his locomotives derailed on a curve.
Pete: *Arrives with Mirage* How's the enginner?
Stylo: Dead sir.
Dan: He died shortly after Mirage left to get you.
Pete: All right. How many unicorns do we have?
Mirage: Fourteen including myself.
Pete: Okay, all unicorns, come over here!!
Metal Gloss: *Arrives with other unicorns*
Mike: What can we do for you sir?
Pete: Use your magic to lift this locomotive back onto the tracks.
Mirage: Will do. All together now. 1. 2. 3!
Every unicorn used their magic to lift the engine back onto the rails, but the engine didn't move at all.
Pete: Try again! This time, everypony is going to try.
Mirage: What do you mean by that sir?
Pete: We're going to get the earth ponies to push, and all pegasi will get ropes attached, and pull it up.
It took two minutes to get everything organized.
Pete: All together now!! 1! 2! 3!!
Ponies: *Struggling*
Pete: Why isn't it moving?
Dan: How about you try helping us?
Pete: Too old.
Dan: Bullshit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Everyone stopped trying when another train stopped in the yard. The train was driven by only one earth pony, a stallion.
Earth Pony: *Steps out* Mind if I assist you?
Pete: Go right ahead. Okay everypony-
Earth Pony: That won't be necessary. Make room everyone. *Goes to the left, and pushes the engine back onto it's wheels, onto the tracks*
Everyone: *Surprised*
Mike: What's everyone so surprised about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: What division do you work on?
Earth Pony: On this railroad?
Pete: Yes.
Earth Pony: None.
Pete: Come again?
Audience: *Laughing*
Earth Pony: I work on the Western Pacific. My work on this railroad is only temporary.
Pete: *Nods*
Later in the station
Orion: Sir, whatever you do, please don't yell.
Pete: KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I am ticked off with the Western Pacific being better than us! It cannot be allowed!
Hawkeye: But it's just another railroad west of ours.
Pete: I said keep your fucking mouth shut!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: To get you all into shape, I decided to get some games started.
Ponies: *Complaining*
Pete: Come on, come on, it'll be fun.
Ponies: *Continue to complain*
Pete: It's also a requirement to keep your jobs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Now then. The games will begin in two days. Choose your teammates, create your team, and be ready.
2 B Continued
Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan from Someonebutnoone
Episode 118: Olympics On Rails
Date: March 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:33 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
It was a sunny day, but there were some dark clouds in the sky. Orion stopped his passenger train at the station, when he saw Pete running out of the station with Mirage.
Orion: *Leans his head out of the window* What's going on you two?
Pete: Accident!
Mirage: We've got to help clean up!
Mirage was about to drive his train out of the yards, but another engineer came in too fast, and his locomotives derailed on a curve.
Pete: *Arrives with Mirage* How's the enginner?
Stylo: Dead sir.
Dan: He died shortly after Mirage left to get you.
Pete: All right. How many unicorns do we have?
Mirage: Fourteen including myself.
Pete: Okay, all unicorns, come over here!!
Metal Gloss: *Arrives with other unicorns*
Mike: What can we do for you sir?
Pete: Use your magic to lift this locomotive back onto the tracks.
Mirage: Will do. All together now. 1. 2. 3!
Every unicorn used their magic to lift the engine back onto the rails, but the engine didn't move at all.
Pete: Try again! This time, everypony is going to try.
Mirage: What do you mean by that sir?
Pete: We're going to get the earth ponies to push, and all pegasi will get ropes attached, and pull it up.
It took two minutes to get everything organized.
Pete: All together now!! 1! 2! 3!!
Ponies: *Struggling*
Pete: Why isn't it moving?
Dan: How about you try helping us?
Pete: Too old.
Dan: Bullshit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Everyone stopped trying when another train stopped in the yard. The train was driven by only one earth pony, a stallion.
Earth Pony: *Steps out* Mind if I assist you?
Pete: Go right ahead. Okay everypony-
Earth Pony: That won't be necessary. Make room everyone. *Goes to the left, and pushes the engine back onto it's wheels, onto the tracks*
Everyone: *Surprised*
Mike: What's everyone so surprised about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: What division do you work on?
Earth Pony: On this railroad?
Pete: Yes.
Earth Pony: None.
Pete: Come again?
Audience: *Laughing*
Earth Pony: I work on the Western Pacific. My work on this railroad is only temporary.
Pete: *Nods*
Later in the station
Orion: Sir, whatever you do, please don't yell.
Pete: KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I am ticked off with the Western Pacific being better than us! It cannot be allowed!
Hawkeye: But it's just another railroad west of ours.
Pete: I said keep your fucking mouth shut!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: To get you all into shape, I decided to get some games started.
Ponies: *Complaining*
Pete: Come on, come on, it'll be fun.
Ponies: *Continue to complain*
Pete: It's also a requirement to keep your jobs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Now then. The games will begin in two days. Choose your teammates, create your team, and be ready.
2 B Continued