Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).
Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?
Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.
Saten: Maybe not to YOU.
Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.
Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).
Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!
Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.
Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did you spend it all beer again?
Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.
Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that day came and went after you gave yourself that drunken haircut.. But still, long time coming.. But anyway.. I'm sorry, but you know how it goes.. No weed, till I get my money.
Saten: Oh come on.. Can't it just be free.. For old times sake.
Glaze: Old times?.. You haven't seen me for 9 years, and now I lost my singing job cause off you appearing out of the blue.. I'm a little on edge Saten.
Saten: It's okay.. I'll just rob it out of somebody.. I'm a real professional at it.
Random pony walks by.
Saten: (menicingly raises fist at the pony) GIVE ME YOUR MO-
Pony: AHHH (punches Saten, breaking his nose, before running off).
Saten; (screams in agony).
Glaze: (Sarcastically) Yes. your a REAL export.
Saten: Oh shut up.. Just cause you got hotter over the years, doesn't mean you can boss me around.
Glaze: You owe me money.. I kinda can.
Saten: Whatever.. It can't be THAT hard to get money around here.
Glaze: Well.. I'll be waiting.. I guess.
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LATER THAT EVENING:
Apple Bloom: Wow... Did we really only ever do things just to get our cutie marks?
Sweetie Belle: I don't know. Maybe?
Scootaloo: Aw, come on! We did lots of stuff that didn't have anything to do with getting a cutie mark.
Sweetie Belle: Of course we did!
Apple Bloom: Absolutely!
(awkward silence).
Sweetie Belle: Huh. So now that we don't have to do stuff to get our cutie marks, what is it that the Cutie Mark Crusaders actually do?
Apple Bloom: We do exactly what we got our cutie marks in! Cutie Mark Crusaders: Helping other ponies!
Scootaloo: Ponies without cutie marks!
Sweetie Belle: Or ponies who've forgotten their special purpose!
Apple Bloom: Exactly... I think I know someone.
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Saten: No.. Screw Cutie Marks!
AppleBloom: Oh come on, surely you'd like to know what your REAL talent could be?
Saten: No.. I hope I NEVER get my cutie mark!.. I'm glad Starlight stole it.. It ruined my entire life.
Sweetie Belle: It was just the wrong mark.. Don't give up faith.
Saten: I can't lose faith, if I never HAD it to begin with.. Think of it that way kiddo.. Now, do anyone of you have $278 dollars?
Crusaders: No.
Saten: (annoyed) Damn it! Why is this so hard!.. (flies off).
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Sweetie Belle: But are you sure you feel content?
Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
Scootaloo: Not even a tinge of dissatisfaction?
Big McIntosh: Nnnope.
Apple Bloom: Not even the slightest naggin' sensation that you don't really know what your purpose is in life or why you have a big apple as a cutie mark?
Big McIntosh: (annoyed] Nnnope.
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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:
Apple Bloom: This is gonna be a lot harder than I thought.
Sweetie Belle: Who knew there were so few ponies worried about their cutie marks?
Scootaloo: Kinda makes you wonder why we made such a big deal out of it for so long. (they both glare at her) ... What?
Apple Bloom: The point is, helpin' ponies with cutie mark problems is what makes us special.
Sweetie Belle: But if we can't find anypony with a problem... Even Saten, who dosen't even have one.
Scootaloo: ...Maybe we're not special.
Bulk Biceps: Yeah! I know exactly what you mean. You can't find a cutie mark problem. I have a cutie mark problem. It's so confusing, and I feel like the solution is staring me right in the muzzle.
Sweetie Belle: So... what's your cutie mark problem?
Bulk Biceps: My cutie mark is a dumbbell, but I've lifted every dumbbell in Ponyville!
Scootaloo: [nervously] Have you tried lifting other things?
Bulk Biceps: You mean, not dumbbells?
Sweetie Belle: Yeah!
Bulk Biceps: I hadn't thought of that. You guys are awesome! [crunch]
Bulk Biceps: But... what happens when I run out of other stuff?
Sweetie Belle: ...I guess you could teach other ponies to lift things?
Apple Bloom: Yeah!
Bulk Biceps: Yeah! Wow, you three really have a knack for this! (leaves)
Sweetie Belle: ... That was easy!
Apple Bloom: Maybe too easy.
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LATER AGAIN:
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INSIDE A CONVENIENT STORE:
Crusaders: Are you sure your contend with your cutie mark?
Derpy: For the last time, yes.. Now if you don't mind, I promised Saten I'll get him the money he owes Glaze.. (puts on Halloween mask, and fires a small revolver into the air, hinting that this may not of been her first time ever doing this, cause she's very professional acting). NOBODY MOVE!.. (to cashier) OPEN THE CASH REGISTER!
Scootaloo: What the hell is wrong with Saten's family!?
AppleBloom: I wish I knew.
Derpy: COME ON! COME ON! I DON'T HAVE ALL FUCKING DAY!
The crusaders sneak out, Derpy flying out soon after, with the bag of money.
Derpy: (cutely) Bye girls.
Scootalooo: Well.. Guess it's back to the tree house.
Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?
Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.
Saten: Maybe not to YOU.
Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.
Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).
Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!
Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.
Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did you spend it all beer again?
Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.
Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that day came and went after you gave yourself that drunken haircut.. But still, long time coming.. But anyway.. I'm sorry, but you know how it goes.. No weed, till I get my money.
Saten: Oh come on.. Can't it just be free.. For old times sake.
Glaze: Old times?.. You haven't seen me for 9 years, and now I lost my singing job cause off you appearing out of the blue.. I'm a little on edge Saten.
Saten: It's okay.. I'll just rob it out of somebody.. I'm a real professional at it.
Random pony walks by.
Saten: (menicingly raises fist at the pony) GIVE ME YOUR MO-
Pony: AHHH (punches Saten, breaking his nose, before running off).
Saten; (screams in agony).
Glaze: (Sarcastically) Yes. your a REAL export.
Saten: Oh shut up.. Just cause you got hotter over the years, doesn't mean you can boss me around.
Glaze: You owe me money.. I kinda can.
Saten: Whatever.. It can't be THAT hard to get money around here.
Glaze: Well.. I'll be waiting.. I guess.
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LATER THAT EVENING:
Apple Bloom: Wow... Did we really only ever do things just to get our cutie marks?
Sweetie Belle: I don't know. Maybe?
Scootaloo: Aw, come on! We did lots of stuff that didn't have anything to do with getting a cutie mark.
Sweetie Belle: Of course we did!
Apple Bloom: Absolutely!
(awkward silence).
Sweetie Belle: Huh. So now that we don't have to do stuff to get our cutie marks, what is it that the Cutie Mark Crusaders actually do?
Apple Bloom: We do exactly what we got our cutie marks in! Cutie Mark Crusaders: Helping other ponies!
Scootaloo: Ponies without cutie marks!
Sweetie Belle: Or ponies who've forgotten their special purpose!
Apple Bloom: Exactly... I think I know someone.
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Saten: No.. Screw Cutie Marks!
AppleBloom: Oh come on, surely you'd like to know what your REAL talent could be?
Saten: No.. I hope I NEVER get my cutie mark!.. I'm glad Starlight stole it.. It ruined my entire life.
Sweetie Belle: It was just the wrong mark.. Don't give up faith.
Saten: I can't lose faith, if I never HAD it to begin with.. Think of it that way kiddo.. Now, do anyone of you have $278 dollars?
Crusaders: No.
Saten: (annoyed) Damn it! Why is this so hard!.. (flies off).
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Sweetie Belle: But are you sure you feel content?
Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
Scootaloo: Not even a tinge of dissatisfaction?
Big McIntosh: Nnnope.
Apple Bloom: Not even the slightest naggin' sensation that you don't really know what your purpose is in life or why you have a big apple as a cutie mark?
Big McIntosh: (annoyed] Nnnope.
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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:
Apple Bloom: This is gonna be a lot harder than I thought.
Sweetie Belle: Who knew there were so few ponies worried about their cutie marks?
Scootaloo: Kinda makes you wonder why we made such a big deal out of it for so long. (they both glare at her) ... What?
Apple Bloom: The point is, helpin' ponies with cutie mark problems is what makes us special.
Sweetie Belle: But if we can't find anypony with a problem... Even Saten, who dosen't even have one.
Scootaloo: ...Maybe we're not special.
Bulk Biceps: Yeah! I know exactly what you mean. You can't find a cutie mark problem. I have a cutie mark problem. It's so confusing, and I feel like the solution is staring me right in the muzzle.
Sweetie Belle: So... what's your cutie mark problem?
Bulk Biceps: My cutie mark is a dumbbell, but I've lifted every dumbbell in Ponyville!
Scootaloo: [nervously] Have you tried lifting other things?
Bulk Biceps: You mean, not dumbbells?
Sweetie Belle: Yeah!
Bulk Biceps: I hadn't thought of that. You guys are awesome! [crunch]
Bulk Biceps: But... what happens when I run out of other stuff?
Sweetie Belle: ...I guess you could teach other ponies to lift things?
Apple Bloom: Yeah!
Bulk Biceps: Yeah! Wow, you three really have a knack for this! (leaves)
Sweetie Belle: ... That was easy!
Apple Bloom: Maybe too easy.
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LATER AGAIN:
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INSIDE A CONVENIENT STORE:
Crusaders: Are you sure your contend with your cutie mark?
Derpy: For the last time, yes.. Now if you don't mind, I promised Saten I'll get him the money he owes Glaze.. (puts on Halloween mask, and fires a small revolver into the air, hinting that this may not of been her first time ever doing this, cause she's very professional acting). NOBODY MOVE!.. (to cashier) OPEN THE CASH REGISTER!
Scootaloo: What the hell is wrong with Saten's family!?
AppleBloom: I wish I knew.
Derpy: COME ON! COME ON! I DON'T HAVE ALL FUCKING DAY!
The crusaders sneak out, Derpy flying out soon after, with the bag of money.
Derpy: (cutely) Bye girls.
Scootalooo: Well.. Guess it's back to the tree house.
What to expect in this episode.
Twilight Sparkle: *In a black convertible with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the convertible they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!
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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.
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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.
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Tim: *Gets punched three times by a blue unicorn. He gets punched one more time, and his glasses break*
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting next to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
Rainbow Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
Twilight Sparkle: *In a black convertible with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the convertible they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!
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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.
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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.
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Tim: *Gets punched three times by a blue unicorn. He gets punched one more time, and his glasses break*
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting next to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
Rainbow Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15