Twilight is quitely reading one of her books when Trevor bursts though her window while escaping the cops.
"AHH! IT'S YOU!" Twilight screamed, reaching for a phone but Trevor grabs her, and orders her to stay tied in the corner.
"If you let me hide here, I'll let you go out with me"
"But I have no intention of dating you"
"Oh come on, you don't want some this?" Trevor said, referring to himself.
"No for all the money in the world" Twilight says.
Suddenly Ditto. "I have you Trevor" He says.
Trevor puts on fake glasses, with the big nose.
"Who's Trevor? I was here with Twilight all day"
"No you haven't, you just got here" Twilight said.
Trevor glared at her angrily, for not playing along.
"Give it up Trevor" Ditto says, gun in hand.
Trevor, in panic, grabs Spike, holding him at gun point.
"No body move.. I'll shoot him!" Trevor cried in panic.
"You sick son of a bitch! What are you demands!" Ditto cried.
"ANOTHER HOSTAGE!" Trevor screamed.
Ditto is later seen sitting next to Twilight, as one of the hostages.
"DAMN IT!" He screamed in rage.
Cops are seen surrounding Twilight's tree house (literary a tree house).
Trevor is heard shouting at them though a bull horn.
"Y'ALL LISTEN HERE! I GOT THREE HOSTAGES! A LOADED GUN! AND I'M PRETTY FUCKING HIGH ON COCAINE!.. For Every moment I don't have a helicopter, I'M KILLING A HOSTAGE!"
"Shit, what do we do!?" Ditto cried.
"I have an idea SO crazy, it just.. Might.. Work" Twilight said dramatic. And than simply just used her magic to take the gun out of Trevor's hand.
"OH GOD! I'M SCREWED!" Trevor cried in panic.
Suddenly Princess Celestia, who, for those aren't really too familiar with MLP, is actually a demi god. Burst though the wall, confronting Trevor.
"Mr Phillips, for your crimes against Ponyville, you are charged with life behind bars, how do you plead?" She asked.
"... Not guilty by reason of insanity"
"Guilty!" Celestia cried, shooting a spell at him, with acts as a taser gun, and leaves Trevor flopping like a fish.
Celestia traps him in a magic bubble.
"Bye Twilight.. Come Ditto" Celestia said.
Ditto flies over to catch up with Celestia.
"... (sighs) I guess I will have to fix the damages myself" Twilight groans after they leave.
