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The woodland critters continue decorating their tree and also the manger Trixie made them.

Beavery: [looks around] Hey, look everyone! It's our old pal, Twisty. [the other critters turn and look, Saten flies over, Trixie behind him for backup.

Woodpeckery: Oh boy, buddy. You came just in time!

Deery: Yeah. We've got a big problem. We ne-

Saten (holding hammer): Shut up! We're not doing you anymore favors and I'm not letting you give birth to the Antichrist! [walks off] I came here to put a stop to all this!

Beavery: To stop us?

Trixie: You heard him.

Beary: But gee whiz Saten, if you and your lady try to stop us, we'd have to use our evil Satanic powers on ya.

Saten: Right, whatever. [turns around readying hammer] I'm taking down the manger Trixie built. [Beary's eyes turn red and brighten. A wall of hellfire appears before Saten.] Ah! [The wall gets higher.] AAAH! [All the critters' eyes are flashing a bright red. Black crows swoop down and attack Stan.] AHH AHHHH! [A two-headed demon dog appears snarling at him; he runs off in terror, hiding behind Trixie who doesn't seem mind]

[The critters' eyes revert back to normal.]

Beary: Oh boy! Our Satanic powers sure did the trick!

Chickadee-y: Our powers get stronger every day! Get stronger every day!

Squirrely (goes over to them): Sorry ponies, but you see, nothing can stop the birth of the Antichrist, except for a mountain lion.

Skunky: And you got rid of her.

Critters: Yay!


Fluttershy suddenly flies over, wearing a santa hat, cause it's christmas.

Beavery: Wow, look, it's that pegasus that kicked us out.

Raccoony: Let's eat her flesh!

Critters: Yaaay!

Fluttershy: What the hell is going on?

Trixie: It's Critter Christmas, girl! It sucks ass!

Fluttershy: What are you guys doing?

Raccoony: We finally did it, Fluttershy! We're about to bring forth the Antichrist with help from our new friends.

Skunky: Death and pain await all living things. Yay!

Fluttershy: Saten!

Saten: I'm sorry, they tricked us.. I... I tried to stop them!

Fluttershy: Well don't worry, I know only the one way to stop devil-worshiping critters! [She reaches behind her and whips out a sawed off pump-shotgun. She fires, and the top half of Beavery's head is gone.]

Trixie: HOLLY SHIT!

Critters: Aaaaah! [They scatter. Fluttershy fires again, and Deery goes down. Two more shots and the tops of Raccoony's and Skunky's heads come off.]

Saten: Yeah! Go Fluttershy!

Squirrely activates his demon power with the red glow from his eyes and a wall of hellfire appears before Fluttershy. Trixie fires a spell killing Squirrely.

Saten: Nice one.

Fluttershy continues firing at the remaining critters. Porcupiney is blown apart, then Foxy.

Beary (tries playing cute) Gee whiz, Fluttershy, you're not gonna kill me, are yo- [His head is blown off by her gun, and he goes down.]
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:56 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete had the others meet him in his office. He told them about his idea.

Pete: Now, I understand that the work is getting harder, but I do believe I came up with a solution that will help you take your mind off of it. Games.
Mirage: Games sir?
Dan: You mean like hockey?
Pete: Not exactly. We will have three games, involving two teams. Everything will be set up by tomorrow.
Dan: So I guess you're not going to tell us about the games we are playing.
Pete: You'll see what they are tomorrow. Now get back to work....
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LATER:

Everyone is seen eating lunch. Pinkie and Saten are seen at the same table, Saten eating burger, Pinkie eating a sandwich/

Saten: Can you get the pepper, please?

Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.

Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!

Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.

Saten: Fine sweetie. You have my undivided attention.

Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining said I still can't tell anyone the surprise.

Saten: (sarcastically) No way!

Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over...
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Sean led his group to an airport, owned by Eggman.

Sean: Now Tails, you said that Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht has a landing pad for helicopters, right?
Tails: That's right.
Sean: Okay, so what I'm thinking about right now, is that we take one of their helicopters, and fly to the yacht.
Wind: That's kinda dangerous. What if they spot us?
Sean: If they spot us flying one of their helicopters, there's no doubt they will stop at nothing to kill us, you're right about that. So we gotta get in there quietly. Knuckles, Dash, Charmy, and Tails, you four are capable of flying on your own, so...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim was in the briefing room with the rest of his friends when Captain Jefferson started talking.

Captain Jefferson: Twilight Sparkle has some business to take care of here, but unfortunately, someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town. Toby and Red spotted the suspect while out on patrol earlier.
Tim: Did the pony that tried to kill Twilight escape?
Captain Jefferson: Yes. He used magic to get out of his car. Now visiting us is Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna. They have something to tell us.
Celestia: *Walks in the room with Luna*
Ponies: *Clapping*
Celestia: Thank...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:39 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye was at his house with Metal Gloss. Metal Gloss was in the shower while Hawkeye opened his letter.

Hawkeye: *Reading the letter* Dear Pierce, I hope you like the sports car I gave you thirteen years ago as a present for becoming an engineer. I have another one like that coming to your house from Florida. My factory is running well, but I am not. As I write this, I have only 20 hours to live, so I decided to give you something special before I pass away. Along with this letter, you will find two thousand...
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Twilight was at the castle, when Pinkie Pie and Applejack arrived.

Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing excitedly* Guten tag Twilight.
Applejack: Pinkie, this ain't the time to be excited! We're being attacked by airplanes.
Twilight: Da fuq do you two niggas want?
Pinkie Pie: Zhere is a bunch of airplanes attacking us, und zhey are coming from a portal.
Applejack: We think it's Eggman again.
Twilight: Dat crazy bastard from the same world Sean came from?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Twilight: Then we need to destroy those things at once! Where da fuq are Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity?
Applejack: Fluttershy and...
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Saten ends up having a slightly bigger role than originally planned.

Warning, this chapter is one of the most foul mouthed chapters of the series..

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Trixie: I can't believe I have to do one of those dumb magic acts today.. It's not even a nightmare night themed type of one!

Derpy: Hey.. Sten and I will be in stage as support..Right Sat-.. Saten?

Saten: (distracted) Oh look, their building the traditional haunted maze.. Can we go after?

Derpy: I don't know.. Each year you wind up breaking Sword's nose when he tries scaring you.

Saten:...
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As tribute to having finished that forum story.

Sword has a larger role in this one than Saten dose..
Sten only has one scene in this one...

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[shades closing]
[windows clattering]
Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do you think you could secure those windows?
[webs shooting]
[windows close]
Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?
[birds squawk]
Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.
Harry: [growls nicely]
Fluttershy:...
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posted by Canada24
Minuette: (awkwardly) So, uh, what are you studying these days?

Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.

Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] You planning on being a professor or something?

Moon Dancer: No.

Minuette: So you're just... studying?

Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?

Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.

Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.

Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?

Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and Lemon Hearts: [unsure sounds]

Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
The following is based off of the 1964 film, The Train.

Paris, August 2nd, 1944. 1511th day of German occupation.

German Ponies: *Guarding a museum*
Other German Ponies: *Arriving in a staff car between two motorcycles. They stop at the museum*
German Pony: Achtung.
Driver: *Gets out of the car, and opens the back right door*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Steps out of the car wearing a jacket, and a hat. He salutes his soldiers, and walks into the museum*

Inside the museum were lots of paintings. This was an art museum.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Puts his jacket, and hat onto a coat hanger. He slowly walks...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce returned to his table from the bathroom when he noticed Bob was missing.

Pierce: Where did he go?
Waitress: *Arrives* Where did your friend go?
Pierce: That's what I'd like to find out! He must have left without me. *Sits down* I might as well finish this first, then find a way to catch up to him. *Drinks his milkshake, and takes a bite from his burger*

Meanwhile Karl was driving his car through a town called Tipton. He was on the same highway as Tom again, but this time he was behind him.

Karl: *Stops at a red light*
Pony 1: *Stops behind him, and revs his engine twice*
Pony 2: Easy....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Karl was driving his rental car in Bakersfield.

Karl: I got a decent car for free. *Laughs to himself*
Cop: Attention all units, be on the lookout for a 1957 Ford Fairlane stolen from a Hertz rental place just outside of L.A.
Cop 4: Ten-4, we'll keep an eye out for the car.
Cop: The rental company doesn't want any damage on this car. Understood?
Cop 4: Roger.
Karl: *Yawns* Why do I feel so... sleepy? *Falls asleep*

Song: link

Karl: *Swerving to the left, and right*
Ponies: *Honking their horns*
Karl: *Hits the brakes, and turns left. He goes faster*
Cop 4: That car is speeding.
Cop 3: Might also...
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LATER:

Saten: Hello AppleJack.

AppleJack: (with the other girls as they discuss a plan) Ah can't talk wait now Saten.

Saten: But would you help me be a better boyfriend for Trixie.

AppleJack: Surely you must have 'other' X girlfriends. Yer kinda handsome.

Saten: Well.. There was that 'one' girl I tried asking out... But things didn't go well.

FLASHBACK:

Glaze: (in the middle of singing the Rainbow factory music video).

Saten: (comes onto the set, forth wall styled) Excuse me, parden me.

Director: CUUT!... Who the fuck is this!?

Glaze: (facehoof) Saten.. I told you not to bother me at work.

Saten: But...
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Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd you bring me to Cake N' Bacon for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
#1: The new MLP:
I never even heard of the new MLP at the time.
And when I was convinced into seeing it, by all those pictures on Facebook.
I can't say I enjoyed it.. In fact.. It was terrible.
But when I heard of all those so called "bronys" I figured to at give it an honest chance before truly judging it.
And the fact it had John De Lancie, only gave me MORE reasons to keep giving it an honest chance..


#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
I know what you think.
But no.
Discovering this guy had NOTHING to do with my friendship with Windwakerguy430.
It had to do with looking up Freddy Krueger's villain's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case Cracker were at a phone booth by a drug store when this happened.

Gordon: *Inserts coins in phone booth, and dials Jim's number*
Case Cracker: *Waits in the car*
Jim: Hello?
Gordon: It's done. Anthony is dead.
Jim: That's good. Come on down to the pizzeria, and I'll-
RIB's: *Shooting ponies in pizzeria*
Jim: *Gets shot* AGH! Get over here quickly!! *Hangs up*
Gordon: *Runs to car* Case, Jim is in trouble. I don't know what's happening, but we have to go help him quickly *Drives onto highway*
Case Cracker: Let's hurry then!
Gordon: *Going 90 miles an hour*
Case Cracker: *Impatiently...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case Cracker blew up a room in the Equestrian Pyramid. They were on a lift outside of the building, and were now about to finish the job.

Case Cracker: On your mark. *readies pistol*
Gordon: *Makes lift go down* Get set.
Manehattan Ponies: *Running away*
Gordon: *stops lift* Go *Runs in room*
Case Cracker: *Runs inside. Shoots 3 running away*
Manehattan ponies: *Grab Shotguns*
Gordon: *Shoots a pony's head off* Get behind the counter *Gets behind counter*
Case Cracker: *Ducks behind counter*
Manehattan Pony 36: *Shoots the counter* Get up, and fight like stallions you cowards!
Case Cracker:...
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