Lukas Nelson & Promise of the Real - Neighsayer (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

1, 2, 3
1, 2, 3

I don't wanna change you
I don't wanna make you different
I'm happy with the way it is
And the way it isn't

We fit like puzzle pieces
In a perfect way
Don't go seein' raindrops
On a sunny day

Oh, i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take you from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now

I wish you saw yourself
The way i've always seen you
You're so much stronger now
For all you've been through

I don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take you from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now

Together
Is better
You're my best friend forever
Together
Whatever
May come my way, i say

That i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take you from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now

Ponies On The Rails Episode 82 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

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Saten Twist Adventures: season 2 episode 1.. PART 4

posted by Canada24

Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof by behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten said nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave you alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad you to know you actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten said a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. You wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten said excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.

Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Scootaloo)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 10: Quicksilver

Me: *Reading X-Men #4 in a small park near Cloudsdale*

Scootaloo: *Approaches me* Hello Nick,

Me: Hello Scootaloo. How are you?

Scootaloo: Good, I guess. Can I ask you something?

Me: Sure.

Scootaloo: My friends Applebloom and Sweetie Belle both look up to superheroes, like Captain Marvel and Spider Man, but now I don’t have one. Can you find me a hero who is fast and cool at the same time?

Me: Well, the first one that comes to mind is the mutant Quicksilver.

Scootaloo: Quicksilver?

Me: Quicksilver, aka Pietro Maximoff, is the twin brother of Scarlet Witch. He has super speed...

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Nick's Superhero Origins (Starring Rainbow Dash)

posted by BlondLionEzel

Episode 2: Iron Man

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #39* on a bench in Cloudsdale*

Rainbow Dash: *Sits next to me* What are you reading? A comic book? Those are sooooo boring!

Me: Why do you say that?

Rainbow Dash: The characters are boring and cheesy!

Me: Not all of them. What about Iron Man?

Rainbow Dash: *Looks confused* Iron Man? Who's that?

Me: Iron Man, aka Tony Stark, is a billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist, and a superhero.

Rainbow Dash: He sounds cool...tell me more...

Me: Well, Tony Stark was kidnapped by Communists, and almost died by a piece of shrapnel. However, he survived by...

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Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved)... PART 2

posted by Canada24

The crusaders followed young Trixie towards her mysterious building.
Scootaloo: (nervously) Are you sure this place is okay?
Trixie: Why wouldn't it?
Scootaloo: Well. It says RED RUM all over the walls.
Trixie: Well I-
Sweetie Belle: (excitedly) Oh! Oh! Ever had that stuff?
Scootaloo: What? Red rum?
Sweetie Belle: It's REALLY really good!
AppleBloom: Well. To you maybe.. But it's quite strong tasting.
Scootaloo: What gives!? You guys got to have alcohol before I did.
appleBloom: It's nothing to brag about. Alcohol is over rated.
Scootaloo: Thats what you say about 'everything'.
Trixie: Guys. You going...

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Sweet Apple Massicure spoof: PART 11

posted by Canada24

I thought I would have more ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.

So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..

So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till next time my dear fans :)

I'm suppose to write more words so here's random Metallica lyrics

"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, lost his way.

Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."

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Papillon Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I asked Dragonaura15 on Deviant Art if she wanted her character on here, and she said yes. She appears in a short scene as Papillon's wife.

Now where was we? Oh yes, Papillon was in solitary confinement. Six months passed since he was put on half rations. Louis, and Andrew were talking about him in the prison.

Andrew: You shouldn't have sent them.
Louis: Why not?
Andrew: Now he's on half rations.
Louis: What is he doing on half rations?
Andrew: He was asked about who sent the coconuts, but he didn't answer. So they put him on half rations.
Louis: That's not my fault. The warden is an idiot, it's...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 73 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo:...

On The Block Episode 7 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here...

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My review on Rainbow Rocks (Part two,Plots and Extra thoughts)

posted by PeacefulCritic

Plots:

Story/Main plot:So we start out with our villains. Finding out the defeat of Sunset the demon. Well, the rainbow magic. And somehow no one else notices it.....why?I guess demands it. Anyway back to the story. We seem to be in the CHS, Where we are seeing the students get ready for the "battle of the bands". First part of it at least. Since Celestia is a troll she reminds everyone of the dance. Everyone so how gets the urge to look at Sunset in a angry face. Huh, Nicely played Celestia. Acting innocent while giving one of our students a hard time. So after that scene we cut into the main...

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"Simple Ways" Review

posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING, THERE WILL BE SWEARING!

This episode is just...meh at best, and atrocious at worst.

It starts with Rarity planning a festival, and Rarity wants to impress a pony named Trenderhoof.

Rarity attempts to impress Trenderhoof, but Trenderhoof prefers Applejack. This immediately makes Trenderhoof an a**hole in my opinion. He's only attracted to Applejack because of stupid stereotypes! Stupid, country, stereotypes!

Then Trenderhoof starts to stalk Applejack, while Rarity is obviously crushing on him. Then, Trenderhoof who I will now call A**hoof, because A**hoof keeps on teasing Rarity but then...

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On The Block Episode 3 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

And introducing new characters

Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic Rainbow as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading telegram*
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: What have you got there?
Sargent O' Rourke: It's a telegram....

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, and Pinkie Pie went to C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

P: Well, it's great that you found her. Have you stopped Ice Cube, and the alicorns?
Con: No. Several alicorns were killed, but Ice Cube escaped. Thankfully, they did no harm to Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: And now that I'm back, I'd like my old job.
P: Fair enough. I'll get the paperwork filled out, and maybe I might transfer to another agency.
Con: It was great working with you Parcival.
P: Thanks. The pleasure was all mine. *Walks away*
Pinkie Pie: It's great to be in command again.
Con: What would you like me to do?
Pinkie Pie: Well...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ice Cube's train

Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the trunk of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if you don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens trunk door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, you got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. You have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...

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Willy Wonka with Ponies: TBC, Because I'm Lazy

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia Chocolate Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta show this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mike

As mentioned in the previous part of this story, the Union Pacific is Equestrian's longest railroad. It even has part of the responsibility of getting a train all the way from San Franciscolt to Manehattan. The other part of this responsibility is owned by CSX, taking over for the Union Pacific in Chicagoat.

Applejack: Once the train gets to Manehattan, all of the lettuce, tomatoes, and other vegetables that they use for making salads goes to many places in the east coast. Not just in Manehattan, but also in small towns like Ponyville.
Rainbow Dash: If it weren't for the Salad Bowl Express,...

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Saten Twist Adventures 8... Part 4

posted by Canada24

Twilight rejoined with Discord and Satwn Twist.
Discord: Ahh.. About time you ladies returned.
Twi: Just me actually..
Discord: Still better then him then Saten. All he seems to be is off putting and angry.
Saten: *face gets even redder then already is, out of anger* Offputting!? ANGRY!?
Discord: *pats him* Thaats just the tip of the old ice burg there.
Twi: *chuckles* You have 'no' idea.

CUTAWAY:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent soccer coach.
Saten: No problem.. I love little kids.. *to the filly soccor team* Alright. Do your best okay. Your all winners here. Despite...

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My review of Ask JappleAck

posted by Canada24

I know this is Windwakers thing.
And he probably already reviewed this.
But I 'also have something to say about it.

IT'S FUCKIN AWESOME!

I mean.
Espically the begining parts.
One of my favorite moments is found on my profile pictures. With JappleAck giving a death threat when someone asked if she's considered vegetables.
But the begining also getting angry at the sight of a pear instead of apple.
Choosing death if an orange or a banana were her only food opinions.
And abusing AppleBloom for literary every reason possible.
Including peeing in her apple cider..

Anyway. The series is known for becoming...

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Saten Twist Adventures 6.. (more or less a spoof towards, Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils).

posted by Canada24

Rarity: Sweetie Belle, I adore having you help me, truly I do, but...
SweetieBelle: Guess I got a little carried away. It's just that I know how important it is for you to finish this wardrobe in time for Sapphire Shores and her backup dancers.
Rarity: This is without a doubt my most prestigious order ever. After all, Sapphire Shores is ''the'' pony of pop, and her Equestria-wide tour launches in Canterlot next week! Which means she must have these outfits by day after tomorrow at the latest!
SweetieBelle: ... You lost me.
Rarity: *groans annoyedly* Coarse I have..

Rarity: *out of breath* I'm here!.....

Pony.mov theme song

added by Seanthehedgehog

Enjoy staring at a picture of Applejack, sticking apples into her nose.

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my little pony friendship is magic