This is another American Dad episode, this one would probably need Saten a bit more unlikable than usual, but it can still work.
In this one Sword and Derpy are staying at Saten's and Trixie's apartment, not having enough money to live on their own. But overtime Sword's annoying antics get to Saten, and the clostabiba of having all 4 of them cramped into apartment doesn't help things either. Saten is awakened by the TV blasting, Saten seeing the time is like 1am.
Saten: Those two are killing me!
Trixie: (in sleep): I don't care if you are Sean Connery, that's my jet ski.
Saten groans and goes out to the tv room, behind it is a few family pictures, and one of Trixie along. On the couch Derpy is seen reading magazine while Sword is sitting infront of the tv, with some popcorn. The others are shown in photos, but Master Sword is a short earth pony with short light blonde hair, blue eyes, short blonde tail, and bright green fur.
Saten: You know what time it is!?
Sword: Shh, Bones.
Male Voice: Hey, Bones, look at this bone.
Female voice: I know. But did you see 'this' bone?
Male: Where'd you find that bone?
Female: Same place you got your bone. It was just sitting here, next to this other bone.
Saten groans and leaves.
Female 2: Dr. Brennan, Bone call. They said it was important. Something about a bone?
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The next morning the four are gathered around the table with some pancakes.
Saten: Can I get the syrup?
Sword: Sure thing dude. (however before he does he literary pours the entire container onto his plate, til it makes the fart sound which he chuckles over).
Saten: (angrily pounds table): DAMMIT!
Trixie: Saten ple-
Saten: He took ALL the syrup! I asked for the syrup and he took all the syrup! I work hard! Why do I have to share with these assholes?!
Trixie: Cause Derpy's your cousin, which also makes her mine. And I don't kick out family.
Derpy: Dawww (Trixie smiles at her)
(the two side hug, sitting next to each other, Saten and Sword on lone corner seats).
Saten: Fine but can we at least kick Sword out?
Derpy: No we're married now, and we want to move out just as bad as you want us to, but we both only make minimum wage.
Sword: Even together we only make $938 a month.
Saten: That's almost a thousand dollars, I could easily live on that.
Sword: I'd love to see you try doucheface.
Saten: Are you calling me out bro? Okay, here's what we're gonna do. Trixie and I are going to live out of this house for one month on $938, just to prove
to you guys how easy it is. If we succeed, then you two mooches have to move out!
Derpy: Oh, you are on cousin.
Sword: Yeah and while you're gone I can make those hot wings you and Trixie hate so much.
Saten: Fine whatever.
Trixie: I don't know babe, A reverse Brewster's Millions? Is this really necessary?
Saten: Absolutely!
Trixie: Okay, a reverse BM it is. Hey, that came out funny. Was that a joke you think?
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Turns out the only place Saten and Trixie can afford ends up being Stab City from San Andreas, again confirming the GTA universe to exist here, except they are all ponies. Having spent most of the money on one of the trailers alone they barely have enough for a pizza to eat, and basically have to camp as all they could afford was one lone lamp, as outside the Lost MC are having a party, Carly heard there two, but sounding drunk.
Lost MC Member knocking on neighbour trailer: Charlotte! Charlotte, I know you in there, bitch!
Female Voice: Leave me alone!
Trixie whimpers fearfully, Saten holds her.
Saten: It's okay, it'll be okay. We have light. As long as we have light, we're okay.
Suddenly Johnny Klebitz pokes his head though the window, and wordlessly grabs the lamp.
Johnny: I got more for the fire! (distant cheers)
Lost MC Member knocking on neighbour trailer: Open, bitch!
Trixie: Oh, can't we just let Sword live at the house?
Saten: And encourage his freeloading lifestyle?! No way! Look, it's just one month. We'll get used to it.
(the LostMC guy bursts down the door and gunshots are heard):
LostMC Member: Haha, you dead bitch!
Poor Trixie quietly sobs.
Saten: (holds her) It's okay. She's dead. She's finally dead. (kisses her forehead) She's dead now.
(Trixie is clearly not comforted by this, though he still acts like she is)
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The next day, now broke, Saten and Trixie are at a local shoppers, both now covered in her, and her hair all a mess as well. They are also starving, Trixie being too scared to ask the LostMC for food, even Johnny scares her. He not exactly doing anything to make her feel welcome either.
Trixie Lulamoone: Babe please, I don't want to do this.
Saten: You're hungry, right? Just trust me, this will work. (approaches free samples) Ooh! What are these?! They're Jonah's Pizza Nosh. Made with three cheeses. Great for a snack? (eats one) Mmm! Lisa, try one. This might be the taste you've been looking for.
Trixie nervously eats one.
Saten: And is this one a different flavor?
Lady: No, they're all the same.
Saten: Lisa, try the other flavor and tell me which one we should buy. (Trixie eats it nervously) Good, right? Now, I'm sometimes has to shovel food in my mouth like a bear. Will these accommodate my fast-paced lifestyle? (shoves all the samples in his mouth) They do!
Trixie: Alright enough.. (angrily storms out)
Saten: No, wait!
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Saten flew outside and catches up to her.
Trixie: I'm going home, Saten. Face it, we've lost! We've got no food, we're camped with bikers, and I'm still starving here!
Saten: No don't give up w-
Trixie: No Derpy was right. Minimum wage isn't enough to live on. I'm done! (she goes to a bus stop and waits) Least we have our bus pass, I'm taking it home. I'm not going back to the biker cqmp, I don't like being a girl there.
Saten (one of his few times he's angry at her): Fine bitch, go home you quitter!
Trixie rolls her eyes and goes the bus. Saten has a last second change of heart and runs over.
Saten: No wait, I'm sorry! Don't go honey!
But it's too late the bus leaves, and worse the lady from before has returned.
Lady: That's the guy, Jonah.
Store Manger: So I hear you like to sample things excessively and then not buy. Is that what you like to do?
Saten: No I ju-
Manager (leaps onto him, holding him down) Those pizza bagels are my life. I make those tiny bagels by hand!
Lady: That's right, Jonah, mush that face. I love you, baby.
Manager: You are my queen, Rebecca.
Saten: (Mmmmp! Mmmmp!)
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Only one hour later Saten Twist managed to get bailed out by Johnny, who was watching from a distance and openly mocked the red pony about the whole trying to live on only a thousand dollars for a month. Saying he's surprised that the "pretty girl'' lasted as long as she had, saying Carly felt bad for her but didn't know how to approach them without scaring them.
Johnny drops Saten off a burgershot, giving him some money for a meal before he drives off, proving himself to a nicer guy then Trixie expected, she just had left before got to find it out. Saten ate a burger and fries but once done he quickly realizes he's broke again and asks the manager for a job, but is rejected due to his messy demeanour. Enraged Saten Twist steals the man's shoes and runs off.
Manager: Wait! You can have the shoes! Just leave the orthotics! They were specifically designed by Dr. Ross for my feet only! I pronate! They help reduce the stress to my ankles!.. (he tries to walk but break his foot immediately) Yah, God!
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Later that same evening. Saten is seen on the streets while various people pass him, Saten holding the shoes he stole.
Saten: Shoes... Burgundy dress shoes... New shoes, man? Only 40 bucks.
One pony stops.
Pony: Nice stitching... wooden sole... Where were these made?
Saten: What? I don't know. Just, get out of here, man!
(the pony glares leaves, next comes a pony verison of Roland Brown, a minor character OC).
Saten: Shoes. Got shoes here.
Roland: Where'd you get those?
Saten: Don't worry about it. They're my shoes, okay?
Roland: They look too small for you.
Saten: Just 40 bucks, man. What's it matter where they came from?
Roland: It matters cause I'm a cop.
Saten pauses than flees, Roland chases but Saten gets away.. Only to get himself ran over by a car.
Pony Sally: (driving car) Oh, my God!
Pony Dashlene: It's fine keep going.
Sally: I think we hit a homeless guy!
Dashlene (nonchalantly): We killed him, keep going.
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Saten stumbles weakly to a free clinic, finding Lily Palmer.
Saten: Help, please... I've been hit...Leg is busted... Bleeding out.
Lily: Excuse me, Rude-y Huxtable. This is a free clinic. If you can't afford insurance, you got to wait.
Saten turns to see a long line and stumbles the back, finding himself behind Wade, who's pony is all white with clown face, and short hair.
Saten: How long have you been waiting?
Wade: Six, seven hour.
Saten: What are you here for?
Wade: My elbow feel funny. My elbow feel strange.
Saten: I-I am, I am just, I am very near death. Can I go before you?
Wade (glares): No. My elbow feel funny.
Saten groans and instead steals some needles and a kit taking it outside and stitches himself, and uses a newspaper to cover his broken leg, while doing so he's approached by pony Trevor Phillips. Who's shown at the bottom photo.
Trevor: Sign your cast? (signs the name "Alex" on the cast) Trevor's the name. You want some B.M.? (holds out bong) It'll make you all better. it's a natural remedy!
Saten sighs and smokes it, his eyes turning blood shot.
Trevor: Whoa, hey, hey, We's sharing. (smokes it before handing it back) Now.. I'm thinking about pulling a job. A rob job.
Saten: (smokes) Yeah...
Trevor: We do this job. One last (hiccup) jobber.. And then we're out of the game for good... I means it. One... final... jobber.
Saten: Hmm.. I know just the place.
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Said place turns out to Saten's own apartment, Saten grabbing a fake rock outside.
Trevor: A fake rock!? This world never ceases to amaze and inspire me!
Saten: Shh.
The two sneak in.
Saten: Grab that lamp. It's a real Schtibly.
Trevor: A Schtoobly?
Saten: No, a Schtibly.
Trevor: A Schtibly, sounds stupid (knocks it down breaking it)
Sword hears them while cutting some carrots in the kitchen.
Sword: Intruders!
Saten: Great you broke it.
Trevor: Well it was a dumb la- Sword jumps on him with a knife and stabs him repeatedly)
Sword (stabbing him repeatedly): Die home-wrecker! (Trevor seems weirdly into this and actually grabs Sword's hands and pushes it deeper into himself, giving a creepy slasher smile).
Derpy (flips on lights): Saten?
Trrixie: Babe what are you doing?!
Saten (falls to knees sobbing): I'm robbing us!
Derpy goes over comforting him.
Saten: It's just, I just, it's too hard! You guys were right. You can't live on minimum wage. I did things out there! Awful things!
Sword: It's been less than three days.
Derpy: So, I guess this means we can stay?
Saten: You can stay here as long as you need. (hugs Derpy) I'm just so happy that your here and safe with with me. (teary eyed) This, this huff has just got me
so emotional. I love you all so...
Trevor: (springs up on Sword) AHHHH! (he ends up impaling himself in the back with knife)
Sword (frightened): Who is this guy?!
Trevor stumbles over the wall and begins using his own blood to make a triangle on the wall with his own wound.
Derpy: What's he doing?
Sword: (dryly) He's dying.
Derpy: No, he's drawing something.
Trixie: Ooh, I love Pictionary! Is it, uh, is it an angel? No, Pyramid? Pyramid of Giza!
Trevor gives her thumbs up before falling down onto his stomach, the knife flips out of his back and flies into his top head.
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The real episode ended there so guess I'll end mine..
Don't worry about T. He'll just respawn XD..
Here's the only photo I can find of a pony Trevor..
In this one Sword and Derpy are staying at Saten's and Trixie's apartment, not having enough money to live on their own. But overtime Sword's annoying antics get to Saten, and the clostabiba of having all 4 of them cramped into apartment doesn't help things either. Saten is awakened by the TV blasting, Saten seeing the time is like 1am.
Saten: Those two are killing me!
Trixie: (in sleep): I don't care if you are Sean Connery, that's my jet ski.
Saten groans and goes out to the tv room, behind it is a few family pictures, and one of Trixie along. On the couch Derpy is seen reading magazine while Sword is sitting infront of the tv, with some popcorn. The others are shown in photos, but Master Sword is a short earth pony with short light blonde hair, blue eyes, short blonde tail, and bright green fur.
Saten: You know what time it is!?
Sword: Shh, Bones.
Male Voice: Hey, Bones, look at this bone.
Female voice: I know. But did you see 'this' bone?
Male: Where'd you find that bone?
Female: Same place you got your bone. It was just sitting here, next to this other bone.
Saten groans and leaves.
Female 2: Dr. Brennan, Bone call. They said it was important. Something about a bone?
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The next morning the four are gathered around the table with some pancakes.
Saten: Can I get the syrup?
Sword: Sure thing dude. (however before he does he literary pours the entire container onto his plate, til it makes the fart sound which he chuckles over).
Saten: (angrily pounds table): DAMMIT!
Trixie: Saten ple-
Saten: He took ALL the syrup! I asked for the syrup and he took all the syrup! I work hard! Why do I have to share with these assholes?!
Trixie: Cause Derpy's your cousin, which also makes her mine. And I don't kick out family.
Derpy: Dawww (Trixie smiles at her)
(the two side hug, sitting next to each other, Saten and Sword on lone corner seats).
Saten: Fine but can we at least kick Sword out?
Derpy: No we're married now, and we want to move out just as bad as you want us to, but we both only make minimum wage.
Sword: Even together we only make $938 a month.
Saten: That's almost a thousand dollars, I could easily live on that.
Sword: I'd love to see you try doucheface.
Saten: Are you calling me out bro? Okay, here's what we're gonna do. Trixie and I are going to live out of this house for one month on $938, just to prove
to you guys how easy it is. If we succeed, then you two mooches have to move out!
Derpy: Oh, you are on cousin.
Sword: Yeah and while you're gone I can make those hot wings you and Trixie hate so much.
Saten: Fine whatever.
Trixie: I don't know babe, A reverse Brewster's Millions? Is this really necessary?
Saten: Absolutely!
Trixie: Okay, a reverse BM it is. Hey, that came out funny. Was that a joke you think?
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Turns out the only place Saten and Trixie can afford ends up being Stab City from San Andreas, again confirming the GTA universe to exist here, except they are all ponies. Having spent most of the money on one of the trailers alone they barely have enough for a pizza to eat, and basically have to camp as all they could afford was one lone lamp, as outside the Lost MC are having a party, Carly heard there two, but sounding drunk.
Lost MC Member knocking on neighbour trailer: Charlotte! Charlotte, I know you in there, bitch!
Female Voice: Leave me alone!
Trixie whimpers fearfully, Saten holds her.
Saten: It's okay, it'll be okay. We have light. As long as we have light, we're okay.
Suddenly Johnny Klebitz pokes his head though the window, and wordlessly grabs the lamp.
Johnny: I got more for the fire! (distant cheers)
Lost MC Member knocking on neighbour trailer: Open, bitch!
Trixie: Oh, can't we just let Sword live at the house?
Saten: And encourage his freeloading lifestyle?! No way! Look, it's just one month. We'll get used to it.
(the LostMC guy bursts down the door and gunshots are heard):
LostMC Member: Haha, you dead bitch!
Poor Trixie quietly sobs.
Saten: (holds her) It's okay. She's dead. She's finally dead. (kisses her forehead) She's dead now.
(Trixie is clearly not comforted by this, though he still acts like she is)
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The next day, now broke, Saten and Trixie are at a local shoppers, both now covered in her, and her hair all a mess as well. They are also starving, Trixie being too scared to ask the LostMC for food, even Johnny scares her. He not exactly doing anything to make her feel welcome either.
Trixie Lulamoone: Babe please, I don't want to do this.
Saten: You're hungry, right? Just trust me, this will work. (approaches free samples) Ooh! What are these?! They're Jonah's Pizza Nosh. Made with three cheeses. Great for a snack? (eats one) Mmm! Lisa, try one. This might be the taste you've been looking for.
Trixie nervously eats one.
Saten: And is this one a different flavor?
Lady: No, they're all the same.
Saten: Lisa, try the other flavor and tell me which one we should buy. (Trixie eats it nervously) Good, right? Now, I'm sometimes has to shovel food in my mouth like a bear. Will these accommodate my fast-paced lifestyle? (shoves all the samples in his mouth) They do!
Trixie: Alright enough.. (angrily storms out)
Saten: No, wait!
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Saten flew outside and catches up to her.
Trixie: I'm going home, Saten. Face it, we've lost! We've got no food, we're camped with bikers, and I'm still starving here!
Saten: No don't give up w-
Trixie: No Derpy was right. Minimum wage isn't enough to live on. I'm done! (she goes to a bus stop and waits) Least we have our bus pass, I'm taking it home. I'm not going back to the biker cqmp, I don't like being a girl there.
Saten (one of his few times he's angry at her): Fine bitch, go home you quitter!
Trixie rolls her eyes and goes the bus. Saten has a last second change of heart and runs over.
Saten: No wait, I'm sorry! Don't go honey!
But it's too late the bus leaves, and worse the lady from before has returned.
Lady: That's the guy, Jonah.
Store Manger: So I hear you like to sample things excessively and then not buy. Is that what you like to do?
Saten: No I ju-
Manager (leaps onto him, holding him down) Those pizza bagels are my life. I make those tiny bagels by hand!
Lady: That's right, Jonah, mush that face. I love you, baby.
Manager: You are my queen, Rebecca.
Saten: (Mmmmp! Mmmmp!)
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Only one hour later Saten Twist managed to get bailed out by Johnny, who was watching from a distance and openly mocked the red pony about the whole trying to live on only a thousand dollars for a month. Saying he's surprised that the "pretty girl'' lasted as long as she had, saying Carly felt bad for her but didn't know how to approach them without scaring them.
Johnny drops Saten off a burgershot, giving him some money for a meal before he drives off, proving himself to a nicer guy then Trixie expected, she just had left before got to find it out. Saten ate a burger and fries but once done he quickly realizes he's broke again and asks the manager for a job, but is rejected due to his messy demeanour. Enraged Saten Twist steals the man's shoes and runs off.
Manager: Wait! You can have the shoes! Just leave the orthotics! They were specifically designed by Dr. Ross for my feet only! I pronate! They help reduce the stress to my ankles!.. (he tries to walk but break his foot immediately) Yah, God!
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Later that same evening. Saten is seen on the streets while various people pass him, Saten holding the shoes he stole.
Saten: Shoes... Burgundy dress shoes... New shoes, man? Only 40 bucks.
One pony stops.
Pony: Nice stitching... wooden sole... Where were these made?
Saten: What? I don't know. Just, get out of here, man!
(the pony glares leaves, next comes a pony verison of Roland Brown, a minor character OC).
Saten: Shoes. Got shoes here.
Roland: Where'd you get those?
Saten: Don't worry about it. They're my shoes, okay?
Roland: They look too small for you.
Saten: Just 40 bucks, man. What's it matter where they came from?
Roland: It matters cause I'm a cop.
Saten pauses than flees, Roland chases but Saten gets away.. Only to get himself ran over by a car.
Pony Sally: (driving car) Oh, my God!
Pony Dashlene: It's fine keep going.
Sally: I think we hit a homeless guy!
Dashlene (nonchalantly): We killed him, keep going.
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Saten stumbles weakly to a free clinic, finding Lily Palmer.
Saten: Help, please... I've been hit...Leg is busted... Bleeding out.
Lily: Excuse me, Rude-y Huxtable. This is a free clinic. If you can't afford insurance, you got to wait.
Saten turns to see a long line and stumbles the back, finding himself behind Wade, who's pony is all white with clown face, and short hair.
Saten: How long have you been waiting?
Wade: Six, seven hour.
Saten: What are you here for?
Wade: My elbow feel funny. My elbow feel strange.
Saten: I-I am, I am just, I am very near death. Can I go before you?
Wade (glares): No. My elbow feel funny.
Saten groans and instead steals some needles and a kit taking it outside and stitches himself, and uses a newspaper to cover his broken leg, while doing so he's approached by pony Trevor Phillips. Who's shown at the bottom photo.
Trevor: Sign your cast? (signs the name "Alex" on the cast) Trevor's the name. You want some B.M.? (holds out bong) It'll make you all better. it's a natural remedy!
Saten sighs and smokes it, his eyes turning blood shot.
Trevor: Whoa, hey, hey, We's sharing. (smokes it before handing it back) Now.. I'm thinking about pulling a job. A rob job.
Saten: (smokes) Yeah...
Trevor: We do this job. One last (hiccup) jobber.. And then we're out of the game for good... I means it. One... final... jobber.
Saten: Hmm.. I know just the place.
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Said place turns out to Saten's own apartment, Saten grabbing a fake rock outside.
Trevor: A fake rock!? This world never ceases to amaze and inspire me!
Saten: Shh.
The two sneak in.
Saten: Grab that lamp. It's a real Schtibly.
Trevor: A Schtoobly?
Saten: No, a Schtibly.
Trevor: A Schtibly, sounds stupid (knocks it down breaking it)
Sword hears them while cutting some carrots in the kitchen.
Sword: Intruders!
Saten: Great you broke it.
Trevor: Well it was a dumb la- Sword jumps on him with a knife and stabs him repeatedly)
Sword (stabbing him repeatedly): Die home-wrecker! (Trevor seems weirdly into this and actually grabs Sword's hands and pushes it deeper into himself, giving a creepy slasher smile).
Derpy (flips on lights): Saten?
Trrixie: Babe what are you doing?!
Saten (falls to knees sobbing): I'm robbing us!
Derpy goes over comforting him.
Saten: It's just, I just, it's too hard! You guys were right. You can't live on minimum wage. I did things out there! Awful things!
Sword: It's been less than three days.
Derpy: So, I guess this means we can stay?
Saten: You can stay here as long as you need. (hugs Derpy) I'm just so happy that your here and safe with with me. (teary eyed) This, this huff has just got me
so emotional. I love you all so...
Trevor: (springs up on Sword) AHHHH! (he ends up impaling himself in the back with knife)
Sword (frightened): Who is this guy?!
Trevor stumbles over the wall and begins using his own blood to make a triangle on the wall with his own wound.
Derpy: What's he doing?
Sword: (dryly) He's dying.
Derpy: No, he's drawing something.
Trixie: Ooh, I love Pictionary! Is it, uh, is it an angel? No, Pyramid? Pyramid of Giza!
Trevor gives her thumbs up before falling down onto his stomach, the knife flips out of his back and flies into his top head.
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The real episode ended there so guess I'll end mine..
Don't worry about T. He'll just respawn XD..
Here's the only photo I can find of a pony Trevor..
"Well.. I guess I should get going" Ditto said, starting to leave.
"Wait.. One last favour sweetie... How would you feel about being the next captain?" Celestia asked.
".. What?" Ditto asked, a bit confused.
"As you may or may not being aware.. Shining Armour and his lovely wife are too busy with The Crystal Empire.. So the guards need a new leader. And they saw how skilled of a fighter you are.. So they want you" Celestia replied.
"Oh.. Well., Guess I could do that.. I mean.. Why not" Ditto replied.
"(kisses his cheek) Good boy.. Let me show you to your new office" Celestia said, and lead him further into the castle.
"Wait.. One last favour sweetie... How would you feel about being the next captain?" Celestia asked.
".. What?" Ditto asked, a bit confused.
"As you may or may not being aware.. Shining Armour and his lovely wife are too busy with The Crystal Empire.. So the guards need a new leader. And they saw how skilled of a fighter you are.. So they want you" Celestia replied.
"Oh.. Well., Guess I could do that.. I mean.. Why not" Ditto replied.
"(kisses his cheek) Good boy.. Let me show you to your new office" Celestia said, and lead him further into the castle.
This is it
