Tom: *Walking down main street* Hi. I'm Tom Foolery. Ponyville was my home for most of my life after being born in 1989. In 2016, I moved to Fillydelphia. While my career as a comedian, and actor has taken me to many different parts around the United States of Equestria, and a couple of other countries, I frequently like to come back to the place where it all began. You want a good comedy show? Join me now, as SeanTheHedgehog Productions presents to you, my Old Stomping Grounds.

A crowd can be heard cheering, and clapping as the opening credits occur.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Tom Foolery: Old Stomping Grounds

Hunterdon Central High School. The wealthiest high school in Ponyville, is where the show takes place. Hundreds of ponies, many of which were students, were seated in the auditorium waiting for the show to begin at 5 PM. Everyone cheered as Tom Foolery walked onto the stage, and picked up the microphone.

Tom: Hey everypony! Good to be back in one of Neigh Jersey's greatest towns!
Crowd: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: Thank you very very much. Now. I gotta start by asking, when will Tesla get their shit together?
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: They've been receiving a lot of complaints about the quality of their cars. Poor engine reliability. Bad brakes. A short lifespan for the battery, and when it decides to never work again, you gotta spend more money on the battery than you did when you first bought the fucking thing!
Crowd: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: Just very bad quality. And very bad quantity. Ponies are only buying Tesla's, because they're electric. Well let me ask you this. When you go to the charging station, how does the electric power get there in the first place? 9 times out of ten, they're still using fossil fuels in the power plants to get the electricity rolling along!

One pony was whistling while a few cheered, and a few others laughed.

Tom: Whatever happened to the wind turbines?! You only see them in a few remote places around Alicornia.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: You know the best way to get electric power? Water. Just like the Hoover Dam. Water is used to provide electric power, but of course Biden and the Democrats want to overcomplicate things!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It's really amusing that how six years ago, almost everyone on the planet was complaining about Trump wanted to protect us from illegal aliens.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: *Impersonating a Karen* He doesn't want Mexicans to have an opportunity to improve their life.
Crowd: Yeah!
Tom: And now, everypony is complaining about Biden's incompetence. He leaves thousands of ponies from our military in Afghanistan while forcing refugees against their own will to move into this country. Forces restrictions on car companies to focus more on being green, instead of actually making a car that's decent.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: And he literally wants everyone to be politically correct.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Politically correct, mindless robots. That don't have common sense, and fear things like Covid, and monkey pox.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Covid is practically over! Just get vaccinated, and you're safe! And Monkey Pox is literally nothing to worry about. Chicken Pox doesn't cause any harm. Why the hell are we worrying about Monkey Pox?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: It is very difficult to get, but if I ever do get it, I will share with you on Instagram, the lack of danger Monkey Pox causes.

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