Victor was now flying a Cessna 172 with JJ sitting next to him in the cockpit.
Victor: It's too bad we can't fly.
JJ: Well, there are a lot of interesting vehicles down there.
Victor: Yeah... Maybe we can get a Canterlot Firebolt.
JJ: Oh, good idea!
Victor: Nah, we'd get sued for ripping off a Burt Reynolds movie.
JJ: But we already are-
Victor: Hold that thought Brett, I wanna land at that intersection, and get us some 12 packs. *Nosedives towards a road*
JJ: VICTOR, WE CAN'T LAND ON A PUBLIC ROAD!!!!!
But JJ's words were ignored, as the grey stallion landed his plane right in the middle of the road. He stopped next to a market, and immediately walked inside.
Cashier: *Watching papers fly into his store from the wind of the propeller*
Victor: *Walks up to the cashier* Hey there, give me some Miller Lites, and Budweisers.
Cashier: How many?
Victor: Four cases should do. Two each.
JJ: *Scared as he sits in the plane*
A couple of cars were honking their horns at the plane for blocking the road.
Victor: *Runs back into the cockpit* Okay we're good to go now! We got 48 cans of booze to consume once we get home. *Accelerates the plane, and goes airborne*
JJ: Victor, the nose is too high!
Victor: Preposterous, we'll get up in the air.
But JJ was right. Because Victor had the nose of the plane pointed too high, the engine stalled, and they crashed on the left side, damaging a black Coltillac in the process.
While this was going on, a light yellow stallion with a brown mane walked towards a pink house in Chicagoat. He was visiting his mother. He went to the backyard to see her sitting on the patio.
Mother: Oh, Kevin. So nice to see you on this lovely morning.
Kevin: Good morning to you too Mother.
Mother: Why, what an expensive suit you bought. And your mane looks wonderful. When did you get all this?
Kevin: Sorry mother, that's classified.
Mother: But I must know. For the past two weeks, you've been running around pretending to be some sort of spy.
Song: link
At that point, Kevin pulled out a Nambu pistol.
Kevin: I'm sorry, but I did warn you not to interfere.
Mother: You...you wouldn't shoot your own mother. Would you?
Kevin: Well you see, in my line of business, keeping things secretive is important. We have lots of intel that simply can't be known by anyone. Now, I'm afraid to say, you know too much. *Points his pistol at his mom*
Mother: Oh.
Kevin: I'm sorry. It's going to hurt me more than it'll hurt you.
Kevin pulled the trigger of his gun, but instead of a bullet, a tiny banner with the word BANG! popped out. The song stops, and Kevin's mom begins laughing.
Mother: Where did I go wrong? *Laughing*
Kevin: *Kisses his mother* Next time, I'll show you some of my other gadgets. I must get to the airport, I've got a business meeting to attend to.
Mother: Have a good trip.
Kevin: Thanks. *Puts his gun away, and walks happily away from the house*
2 B Continued
Victor: It's too bad we can't fly.
JJ: Well, there are a lot of interesting vehicles down there.
Victor: Yeah... Maybe we can get a Canterlot Firebolt.
JJ: Oh, good idea!
Victor: Nah, we'd get sued for ripping off a Burt Reynolds movie.
JJ: But we already are-
Victor: Hold that thought Brett, I wanna land at that intersection, and get us some 12 packs. *Nosedives towards a road*
JJ: VICTOR, WE CAN'T LAND ON A PUBLIC ROAD!!!!!
But JJ's words were ignored, as the grey stallion landed his plane right in the middle of the road. He stopped next to a market, and immediately walked inside.
Cashier: *Watching papers fly into his store from the wind of the propeller*
Victor: *Walks up to the cashier* Hey there, give me some Miller Lites, and Budweisers.
Cashier: How many?
Victor: Four cases should do. Two each.
JJ: *Scared as he sits in the plane*
A couple of cars were honking their horns at the plane for blocking the road.
Victor: *Runs back into the cockpit* Okay we're good to go now! We got 48 cans of booze to consume once we get home. *Accelerates the plane, and goes airborne*
JJ: Victor, the nose is too high!
Victor: Preposterous, we'll get up in the air.
But JJ was right. Because Victor had the nose of the plane pointed too high, the engine stalled, and they crashed on the left side, damaging a black Coltillac in the process.
While this was going on, a light yellow stallion with a brown mane walked towards a pink house in Chicagoat. He was visiting his mother. He went to the backyard to see her sitting on the patio.
Mother: Oh, Kevin. So nice to see you on this lovely morning.
Kevin: Good morning to you too Mother.
Mother: Why, what an expensive suit you bought. And your mane looks wonderful. When did you get all this?
Kevin: Sorry mother, that's classified.
Mother: But I must know. For the past two weeks, you've been running around pretending to be some sort of spy.
Song: link
At that point, Kevin pulled out a Nambu pistol.
Kevin: I'm sorry, but I did warn you not to interfere.
Mother: You...you wouldn't shoot your own mother. Would you?
Kevin: Well you see, in my line of business, keeping things secretive is important. We have lots of intel that simply can't be known by anyone. Now, I'm afraid to say, you know too much. *Points his pistol at his mom*
Mother: Oh.
Kevin: I'm sorry. It's going to hurt me more than it'll hurt you.
Kevin pulled the trigger of his gun, but instead of a bullet, a tiny banner with the word BANG! popped out. The song stops, and Kevin's mom begins laughing.
Mother: Where did I go wrong? *Laughing*
Kevin: *Kisses his mother* Next time, I'll show you some of my other gadgets. I must get to the airport, I've got a business meeting to attend to.
Mother: Have a good trip.
Kevin: Thanks. *Puts his gun away, and walks happily away from the house*
2 B Continued
