Everything Wrong With Stare Master

Theme Song:

[Twilight Sparkle]
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until you all shared its magic with me.
My Little Pony (echo)
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until you all shared its magic with me.
My Little Pony (echo)
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my
Do you know you're all my very best friends?


This Strange World:

[Twilight Sparkle]
I've never seen a place
That's quite like this
Everything is turned around
This crazy world is upside-down
Getting on my...

There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the Rainbow department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What's know is that great streams of Spectra, the individual colours of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated rainbow pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city. Next, that mixture is pumped to the floor below, where other employees atomize it and store it until...

Here are some reasons I think Pinkie Pie is better than Rainbow Dash.

1. Pinkie Pie doesn't tend to show off or brag about her accomplishments.

2. Pinkie doesn't care about being cool. She just wants to have fun.

3. Pinkie will go out of her way just to make somepony else happy while Rainbow is just in it for the glory.

4. Pinkie sings more and has a prettier voice. (Who cares if she sometimes does it randomly out of nowhere?)

5. Rainbow Dash can be a little bossy to Fluttershy while Pinkie just tries to help Fluttershy out of her shell in a cute, cheerful way.

6. Pinkie Pie is so random...and that's...

Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice
 As the story we knew of sugar and spice
But a rainbow's easy once you get to know it
With the help of the magic of a pegasus device

(music break)

Let's delve deeper into rainbow philosophy
Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that floating city
With it's alluring decor and social psychology

But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability
How, you ask, are they up to the task
To which the answer is in a simple facility

(music break)

In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors...

A long time ago,like 2500 years,in Equestria was ruling a prince,who was respanceble for bringing peace and quiet of the night in all of Equestria!His name was BlackKnight.But there was one more ruler,princess SunBurn,witch was respncible for bringing the beautiful day and made the sun go up and shine all over Equestria!One day,on the day of the Summer Sun Celebration(in those days was called Night and day celebration,because the sun and the moon in that day maked an eclipse)they meet together!BlackKnight's heart in that monter,was ready to fly away,because the beautiful princess stoled his...