Before any assumptions are made; I love OQ with all my heart, but this had to be done!
Robin looked over at Regina. She was sitting in the diner looking rather lonely.
Perhaps he should have spent less time on his clothing...
But it was his first genuine date with the mayor, so he had to look at his best--clad in an unbuttoned tux, a white shirt, and sunglasses--that outta do it.
Mustering up all the courage he had, Robin made his way over to the booth. As it would seem, the woman hadn't even noticed his presence. He leaned in closer to the woman. And in what was probably the creepiest tone ever greeted her; "Hey, hey, hey."
Regina gave a slight jump. "Robin what are you doing!?"
"Getting your attention."
"Why are you wearing a tux...and sunglasses. Inside?"
"Why aren't you wearing sunglasses inside." Robin winked.
"Robin, are you feeling alright dear?" She asked. "What's going on?"
"Maybe I'm going deaf, maybe I'm going blind, maybe I'm out of my mind." Robin started.
"Everybody get up!" Granny shouted from across the diner.
Regina sighed, this was going to be a long date.
"So milady, drinks on me?"
"I thought I told you, I don't daytime drink." Regina replied.
"I know you want it."
"Robin. No, I just want a glass of water."
"I know you want it."
"Robin dear." Regina hugged.
"I know you want it."
"Robin. I'm serious."
"You're a good girl." Robin noted
"That has nothing to do with the fact that I don't daytime drink."
"Can't let it get past me. I know you want it."
"Robin Hood." Regina muttered. "Can you just order our drinks?"
"Wine or water?"
"I think you know the answer to that." Regina rolled her eyes.
"I hate these blurred lines." Robin frowned.
"There was nothing 'blurred' when I said I wanted water!" Regina muttered.
"I know you want it." Robin nodded.
Regina exhaled, pinching the bridge of her nose. "Then order. The water Robin."
"Everybody get up!" Granny shouted again.
"For Christ's sake Granny!" Ruby hollered."I'm up!" She walked over to their table. "What can I get for you?"
"Two wines!" Robin declared. Before Regina could proteset, Robin turned to her, lowered his shades, raised an eyebrow and said "I know you want it."
"Hey look what I learned to do!" Emma burst into the diner. She ran straight up to Robin, and waved her hand over him.
The word #Hood appeared over his head in bold red letters. "Magical hash tags!" Emma shouted.
"Yup. That does it." Regina scoffed as she got up from her seat.
"What are you leaving. It's really hard to tell!" Robin asked as Emma made another hash tag; #BlurredLines.
Regina glared at Robin. "Yes. I'm leaving. And I'm going to find out just what Zelena did to you..."
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"So I saw this amazing music video." Zelena shared with Rumple. "It was called fuzzy lines or something. And so I thought it was really inspiring! So I put a curse on Robin Hood to make him act like Robin Thicke!"
"Lovely." Rumple replied not even sparing the witch a glance.
"Rumple." Zelena pouted "I don't get it."
"Don't get what?" Rumple muttered.
"How you can resist me. I mean, not many men can refuse this pimpin'." Zelena declared.
"Get back to time traveling Doctor Who." Rumple scowled.
Robin looked over at Regina. She was sitting in the diner looking rather lonely.
Perhaps he should have spent less time on his clothing...
But it was his first genuine date with the mayor, so he had to look at his best--clad in an unbuttoned tux, a white shirt, and sunglasses--that outta do it.
Mustering up all the courage he had, Robin made his way over to the booth. As it would seem, the woman hadn't even noticed his presence. He leaned in closer to the woman. And in what was probably the creepiest tone ever greeted her; "Hey, hey, hey."
Regina gave a slight jump. "Robin what are you doing!?"
"Getting your attention."
"Why are you wearing a tux...and sunglasses. Inside?"
"Why aren't you wearing sunglasses inside." Robin winked.
"Robin, are you feeling alright dear?" She asked. "What's going on?"
"Maybe I'm going deaf, maybe I'm going blind, maybe I'm out of my mind." Robin started.
"Everybody get up!" Granny shouted from across the diner.
Regina sighed, this was going to be a long date.
"So milady, drinks on me?"
"I thought I told you, I don't daytime drink." Regina replied.
"I know you want it."
"Robin. No, I just want a glass of water."
"I know you want it."
"Robin dear." Regina hugged.
"I know you want it."
"Robin. I'm serious."
"You're a good girl." Robin noted
"That has nothing to do with the fact that I don't daytime drink."
"Can't let it get past me. I know you want it."
"Robin Hood." Regina muttered. "Can you just order our drinks?"
"Wine or water?"
"I think you know the answer to that." Regina rolled her eyes.
"I hate these blurred lines." Robin frowned.
"There was nothing 'blurred' when I said I wanted water!" Regina muttered.
"I know you want it." Robin nodded.
Regina exhaled, pinching the bridge of her nose. "Then order. The water Robin."
"Everybody get up!" Granny shouted again.
"For Christ's sake Granny!" Ruby hollered."I'm up!" She walked over to their table. "What can I get for you?"
"Two wines!" Robin declared. Before Regina could proteset, Robin turned to her, lowered his shades, raised an eyebrow and said "I know you want it."
"Hey look what I learned to do!" Emma burst into the diner. She ran straight up to Robin, and waved her hand over him.
The word #Hood appeared over his head in bold red letters. "Magical hash tags!" Emma shouted.
"Yup. That does it." Regina scoffed as she got up from her seat.
"What are you leaving. It's really hard to tell!" Robin asked as Emma made another hash tag; #BlurredLines.
Regina glared at Robin. "Yes. I'm leaving. And I'm going to find out just what Zelena did to you..."
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"So I saw this amazing music video." Zelena shared with Rumple. "It was called fuzzy lines or something. And so I thought it was really inspiring! So I put a curse on Robin Hood to make him act like Robin Thicke!"
"Lovely." Rumple replied not even sparing the witch a glance.
"Rumple." Zelena pouted "I don't get it."
"Don't get what?" Rumple muttered.
"How you can resist me. I mean, not many men can refuse this pimpin'." Zelena declared.
"Get back to time traveling Doctor Who." Rumple scowled.
