Ricos tickle attack

(The penguins are enjoying a lovely, peaceful day at the zoo, getting bad cases of sunburn without mercy.)
Kowalski: I think I’m getting a cloud burn, Skipper.
Skipper: Right, and can’t you see my bad case of moon burn? Seriously, man, there isn’t a cloud in the sky.
Private: It doesn’t matter. I have a sky burn. What can you do for something like that?
Skipper(threateningly): Whack some sense into yourselves or I will do it for you. Actually, Rico, pass me the sky block. SPF 15, soldier. I do like to keep a decent figure.
Rico coughs up the sky block, moon block, and even the cloud block...

(this article is rated PG13 some contents in this parigraph my be disterbing to others parent guidents and fewer discoution is advised thank you and injoy)
M: Rilly? The screaming was Skipper? Hau. WEll what was the dream about?
S: I don't rilly remember actshally.
K: whats that nose?
S: What nose? I don't here any thang.
K: It sounds like a millitary fitting plane going two-hundred point fourty-seven seconts per minite trough top speeds and geting closer.
S: How do you now all that Kowalski?
K: Look behind you.
S: Right. Qickly men we got to stop that plane! Camence opration "Qick Stop"!Go!GO!!GO!!!...

(this article is rated PG13 same contents in this paraghraph my be disterbing to others parent guidents and feawer discoution is advised thank you and injoy)
Mfa: Skipper were are you! I need help over here!
S: Well I need help over here to but you dont see me coplaning manfradia!
Mfa: Yay! but your not going up ageinst theirten thousend of these stuped mutans are you!
S: Well no, but these ones are much more toupher then the ones your fitting!
Mfa: Haha! Yay right!
S: What you think you could do better!
Mfa: Well yay I can! Skipper you fit like a sissy!
S: Huuu!!! Wate untill i get over there you...

"I should done something for her."

"Skipper."

"I knew she was dying, but why didn't I do anything about it?"

"Skipper."

"I could have done something nice for her, something to show how much I really cared for her.

"Skipper!"

"And now she's gone."

"Skipper!"

"And I did nothing to make her last days unforgettable."

"SKIPPER!"

Skipper rolled his eyes. "What, Kowalski?! What could possibly be so important right now?!?"

Kowalski sighed. "Look," He started, "I feel the same way you feel right now. But the past is over. Blaming yourself for not doing anything for her earlier won't get you anywhere....