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Ok, that's just creepy... O_E

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ladywhiplasher I'll join too^^ lol we should make a clubXD

XxSkipperFanxX ^Totally! xD So peepz won't complain ._.

carsfan ^Yeah... ALL the pervy picks goes into a spot... Great Idea! :D

WolfHeart23 ^Lol, I will join it... XD

TornHeart ^me too XD

mostar1219 Me: THAT'S IT, SKIPPER! I'M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU NEVER BLEEP ANOTHER THING EVER AGAIN!!!! *decapitates Skipper and covers his head in his leftover semen* K: Thanks for the help, but who are you? Me: A fangirl of yours that HATES abuse. *runs away vanishing* What? I didn't call myself "Peligrosa" (dangerous) in spanish class for nothing. Can I help out with the club for POM pervious moments?

carsfan ^XD XD XD Yay! A club for POM pervy minds! Only question is....who has the guts to do it? XD

mostar1219 ^ Maybe I'll start it

Penguinangel ^Please do.

ImAnEasel ... Am I the only innocent fan on this part of Fanpop?

XxSkipperFanxX ^No? xD Yea.. maybe x3 I'm not, just a perv with love to blood ¬u¬

ladywhiplasher @mostar1219: yeah please do it^^

WolfHeart23 LOL... I joined it... >:3 XDDDDDD

carsfan ^Its done?! Whats the name so I can join too?!

WolfHeart23 ^Here it is... >:3 http://www.fanpop.com/spots/pom-pervy-minds

krazy4kowalski For god's sake! This is like, the fifth episode in a row one of the penguins jumps on top of the other. Officially, POM creators have stopped worrying about getting sued.

WolfHeart23 ^LOL, so true. XDDDDDD

carsfan ^^XD Yeah... and, I JOINED! :D Its awesome! Its like one of my favorites spots...ever! RIGHT after this spot... XD

hahahaidontcare SKIPPER IS RAPING KOWALSKI?????? That is just plain weird.

___Sophie___ what the fox--trot!!!!!!!! What's the racket boys?

lilzoey107 dang dudes u guys love to chat i like that btw i agree with mostar1219 that is so stupid i mean that is why the other people think that rico and kowalski are "DATING" which i hate it bugs me all of the time

krazy4kowalski Go on the pervy minds club if you want to talk about this. About a year ago, we had a problem with a guy posting penguin porn, and I don't want a repeat of that. Enjoy the club before it gets reported.

Lt_Kowalski WHAT THE HECK IS THIS???!!!!!!!!!! WHO POSTED THIS UP?? THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS EVERYONE!

WolfHeart23 ^I know it isn't, but it just looks wrong. xD

BenedettaandKo O_O SKIPPER WHAT ARE YOU DOING??????!!!!

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Finding the Light: (3) Blackout

posted by peacebaby7

The penguins were now making their way through the streets of New York. Skipper was on point, signaling for his men to go when the time was right. So far so good. Not a soul has seen them yet…well…except for a rottweiler that an unfortunate dog-walker had to deal with as it barked for what seemed like forever.

Skipper made another signal for the other three to pass. Kowalski constantly stumbled over his feet, considering he didn’t remember any of the training he’d had. But Private, being as concerned as expected from the young cadet, was...

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Luna Preview

posted by legendary7

While the other penguins fished on the boat, Private sat on the dock, sticking his feet in the water. The penguin felt the fish dash under his legs. A gust of wind nearly blew him over, scattering his Peanutbutter Winkies out of their bag.
Something smooth bumped his legs. Squinting, he peered into the water. An unfamiliar face stared into his. It was deeply sadden and filled with despair. The eyes were unforgettably a milky white. She was an astonishing creature.
Private was stunned. The rest of the team noticed.
"Private, you okay, over there?" Skipper called.
The shivering penguin didn't and...

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Crossroads: Part 13

posted by Skiparah

Not many guys think about what it would be like to be utterly bored. Some don't even know the feeling. I recall a few dull momments in my chickhood, but the boredom I was under was ridiculas. I'd undergone torture in the battle station, but I was sure that, that night in that cell had to be the worst torture yet. It's bad enough to have to sleep on the cold, wet floor with nothing to do, no one to talk to, and only the rats to keep you company, but when the gaurd starts singing..sweet mother macarthur I think that's got to be well exceding agony. He wasn't a talented singer either. He was awful....

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The Lemurs' conversation

posted by SuperRico

The Lemurs' conversation

Julien: Maurice, I wanna smoothie so gimme!

Maurice: Coming right up. *starts blender*

Ten seconds later…

Julien: Maurice! Where is my smoothie! What part of gimme do you not understand?! Gim or Me!

Maurice: You asked ten seconds ago. It takes up to two minutes to make a smoothie.

Julien: Then do it as quickly as you can!

Maurice: *puts banana in the blender* Okay, your majesty.

Mort: Can I help?

Maurice: Just stay away from Julien's feet.

Mort: I'll try! *runs over and hugs the Julien's feet* Oops!

Julien: Maurice! Get him off me!

Maurice: I thought you wanted a smoothie....

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The Black Death Chapter 5: Skiptracing

posted by legendary7

Finally the lights flashed on, and without having any contact with the door, Skipper and Private witnessed it slam open before their own eyes. "Come on," Skipper said. "No, no, I can't go in there! No!" Private whined like he was in a trance. Skipper grasped his flipper, and dragged him inside. Skipper kept his grip tight until he found Kowalski and Rico by the stairs. "Are you both all right?!" Skipper asked startled. "Yes, but something happened in the basement." Kowalski said out of breath. "All right, Rico, take Private upstairs and keep an eye on him. Kowalski, you're coming with me."...

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Crossroads: Part 12

posted by Skiparah

I remember that still moment when near father and son gazed into each other's eyes. Leeland's gray eyes were filled with so many emotions I could hardly understand; yet I had quite a few feelings milling around inside of me as well. Leeland seemed as though he could almost say, 'What the heck..' Then he really DID say it. His voice trailed off and his beak said something inaudible. I looked down at my blood-stained feathers. Then it hit me. This looked perfectly clear that I'd killed the general. I knew full well that I hadn't, but Leeland and his armed companions didn't know so. I didn't have...

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Look Out, New York ch 2-Seriosly?

posted by queenpalm

Still Skipper's View

"Yes!" the man cried. "I knew it! Time is frozen!"
I tell by tone on voice that the man was Kowalski.
"Hey, how did I get all the way up here?" the man (Kowalski) asked himself.
He pulled up his new hand and looked at it.
"Ahhh!! Fingers!" he screamed.
"Told ya it wasn't the Stopwatch," Johnson said, who had got out of a bunk.
"And that is why you shouldn't disobey my orders," I joked.
By now, we were all out of our hiding spaces.
"Stop making all those weird noises, Skipper and Johnson," Kowalski said. "I can't understand a word you two are saying!"
"Of course!" Ivy said....

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Crossroads: Part 12

posted by Skiparah

I looked around the clearing. My eyes falling on a black and white form beside me. He was soaked in blood. I put a flipper on the penguin's chest. He was dead as doornail. I couldn't have been wrong. I'd kissed death before. I knew death when it was present in a body. And it was in this penguin's body. I shivered. Who had killed him? Then it hit me like a tidal wave. Where was Hans? Had he been shot too? I looked around. No one was there. I got to my feet and walked a distance. If Hans had been shot surely he wouldn't have gotton this far. Then another thought entered my mind. I froze. Was...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 10

posted by peacebaby7

Alex & Maurice...

Alex & Maurice raced through the jungle, following the sound of the weeping. The sound grew slightly louder the closer they got. They finally stopped when they realized that they heard the weeping coming from behind them. "Alex! How could we have missed him? Mort! Where are you?!" Maurice said as they turned around & began walking in the other direction. "I am here!" They heard Mort cry, but they still did not see him. "Mort! Where are you!? We still can't see you!" Maurice yelled. "I am in this hole & I can't get out!"

Alex & Maurice found where Mort was....

Meet the Penguins

posted by queenpalm

I did not make this up. It is in a book I bought.

To play: fill in the spaces with the word it tells you to, then use those same words to fill in the story in the same order.

Plural noun ________
Adjective __________
Part of the body______
Adjective ___________
Noun ______________
Adjective ___________
Noun ______________
Adjective ___________
Adjective ___________
Plural noun__________
Adjective ___________
Noun ______________
Adjective ___________
Plural noun__________
Plural noun__________

Now to start the story:

Meet the Penguins

Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico may look like four cuddly ________- but ...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 15

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Skipper: "I don't know what you'r--"

Private: *--brings fist around & wallops Skipper*

Skipper: *blocks next punch* "What are you doing!? Explain yourself!"

Private: *starts fight*

*Skipper & Private begin fighting*

Skipper: *pins Private* "Explain yourself!!!"

Private: "You were there! It's all your fault!"

Skipper: "I was where!? Private! I still don't know what you're talking about!"

Private: "You were there! When my mother died! If you hadn't been there she'd still be alive!"

Skipper: "Look, kid! I don't know what you're talking about! I wasn't even conscious when my parents died!"...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 11

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

The Flock's Return

*hiding in an old abandoned home, the trio of penguins watch the penguins coming into the living grounds*

*all whispering*

Kowalski: "Hey! There's my parents! And...They're..."

Skipper: *looks* "Oh. I'm sorry, amigo."

*they see Kowalski's parents holding another hatchling*

Rico: "Hey! Therine!" (Translation: "Hey! There's mine!") *starts to go to them, but stops when Lithia & Jordan start laughing*

Kowalski: "I'm sorry, Rico. I know how you feel."

Skipper: "Hey! Don't look so upset! There's gotta be another explanation for this...I'm sure they still mis--"

Kowalski:...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 7

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

The Feeding Grounds...

Private: *sits isolated from the group, looking at the water, thinking*

I can't believe this happened. I lost my Dad before I even knew him...Now my Mom is gone too. All I have left is Uncle Nigel. And he's gone most of the time. I wonder what happened to her--WAIT! I don't even want to know. Why? Why did you have to go. Why couldn't you have stayed. I wish you were here. Oh, how I wish you were here....

Steve: "Hey, Private. You feel like playing?"

Private: "Sorry guys. I'm just not in the mood right now. Maybe later."

Jake: "Hey, sorry about your mom, dude. She...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 3

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

2 Days Before Migration...

*a 15 year old Rico was waddling along when he heard something...*

KABOOM!

Rico: "Whoa! What was that?!" *curious, he followed where the sound came from*

KABOOM! KABOOM!

Rico: *kept going & stopped suddenly when he saw lights exploding in the sky* "Whoa...Cool..." *he just kept watching when he saw large creatures sending these exploding lights into the sky* "Hey, my mom told me about these beings, they're humans!" *he went back to his home as fast as he could go*

Rico: "Mom! Dad! You'll never believe what I just saw! These exploding lights were in the sky!...

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The Black Death Chapter 2 A Cliffhanger

posted by legendary7

Rico climbed up the seat and luggage, that was in his way to the brief false comfort of land. Kowalski wasn't far behind him. For them at that moment it was every penguin for himself. Skipper soon made his way out, not realizing that one of his men was still in the death trap.
A frightened voice called out from the descending car. It was Skipper's worst nightmare. "Help, Skippah, don't let me fall!" Private yelped helplessly from the backseat, holding his lunacorn with his foot jammed and stuck under the crushing weight of all the luggage. "I'm stuck!" He cried.
Skipper lunged at the back of...

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Penguin Bloopers: Skipper (from Assault & Batteries)

posted by peacebaby7

Chase Scene: Take 1

Julien: "...Ah! A thief!
...
Keep dancing!"

Maurice: "But there's no music!"

Julien: "I'll pretend I did not hear that!"

Julien: "Come back you music hater!"

Skipper: "I don't hate music! I hate--"

*--trip*

Chase Scene: Take 2

Julien: "Come back you music hater!"

Skipper: "I don't hate music! I hate noise!"

Julien: *causes Skipper to slip on bananas, causing him to drop a battery which he intercepts*

*Jumps to get another, misses, swings on a pole back around, and retrieves a second battery*

2 minutes later...

Skipper: "Ha, lost him."

Julien: *swings in on snake...SMACK..."Oops. Sorry Skipper. Are you okay?"

Skipper: "I think I coughed up my spleen..."

An Old Friend, part nine

posted by queenpalm

"Okay, the best route and time would be at 9:45, and through the series of air vents," Ivy explained. "We can drop down into Alice's office around 9:50, when she should be having her morning snack. If we can change the records in 10 minutes, we will be good, and can get out with 5 minutes to spare."
"Great idea, Ivy!" Skipper said. "Now that's what I call a brain!"
Kowalski scowled at Skipper's compliment to Ivy. I then looked at the clock and realized that it was already 9:42.
"Hey, let's go," I said. "If you want to follow Ivy's plan, we should get going."
"Yeah, Johnson's right," Ivy said....

how i met Skipper and his team 3

posted by kivamarie

this is part 3 of how i met Skipper and his team. so after we went back to H.Q. Private puts a bandaid on my arm. which would make it feel better. that's where Marlene appeared.

Marlene: hey guys

Skipper: hello Marlene.

Marlene then look at me on the floor.

little me: (looks at the otter) (giggles)

Marlene: what's with the mouse?

Private: that's Kiva Marlene.

Skipper: and me and my team found her in the ally she was scared and alone. so now we are taking care of her. because her mom and dad were killed by Dr. Blowhole.

Marlene: right i get it and now you're protecting her so no one won't be able hurt...

how i met Skipper and his team

posted by kivamarie

this is how i met Skipper and his team. as you can see i was little and i kinda speak after all i was a toddler. and there was my mom and my dad and yet they look like me a mouse. and they love me a lot. but then my life was about to change and it would never be the same.

little me: (sleeping happily)

BANG! BANG!

little me: (wakes up) huh?

when i heard that banging noise i didn't know what was going on until Dr. Blowhole show up with the same gun i heard little early. i was scared

Dr. Blowhole: (grins at me evilly)

little me: (scared) uh oh

when i woke up i was at Blowhole's lair and i was in a cage...

An Old Friend, part seven

posted by queenpalm

Here is part seven. It took me awhile to write it, and I hope you like it.

When I woke up, something didn't feel right. It felt like I was in a place I knew, and I knew that could not be true. The weirdest thing was that I had a real blanket, and I had not had one of those for four years.
Even though I woke up with the same feeling that I had every day, I felt that I couldn't do any of those things. My brain told me that I was in the same place that I was every night, even though it felt different. I felt my muscles strengthen, ready to start another day of hunger, loneliness, and misery.
Since...