Kowalski

After packing up several snacks and packing Rico's gut with weapons and amunition, the penguins were set to go, now all they had to do was convince Marlene and one of the lemurs to tag along with them. "Marlene, how do I tell you this? We need you to go on a mission with us, a mission to save humanity," said Skipper. "What kind of mission? Is it about comando situations again?" asked Marlene. "No, it's a mission to enter an era known as the Blood Night, where according to Future Kowalski and Private, demons and wretched monsters come out from their evil realm and destroy the living," said Skipper,...

"Enchanting!" cooed me.
"Noble!" exclaimed Kowalski.
"Exsquisite" said Lilly.
The other Guest murmured similar expressions of delight. As all of them where crowded by a new mirror my sister had won.
"It's hard to believe,But I look better than I have ever have," I said checking myself out."Not one of you can hold a candle to me,"I added.
"My dueling has paid off,"said Rico."I'm in better shape then when I was Sixteen!"
"I have a beautiful smile it's breath-taking!" Lilly cooing.
"Well, I'm handsomer than ever," said Jeremy."If only I could remember what caused it?"
"I like a movie star!" said Hannah....

See Jazzy......I wrote it......no need to poke me now, right? Heh heh............O-e!
--------------------------------------------------
THE NEXT MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skipper woke up the team as usual and they proceeded with their usual routine. Things were very akward between Skipper and Lilly, considering what happened the night before. "Right kick! Left kick! " Skipper commanded as his team did the motions. Lilly slipped up a few times, and so did Kowalski. They were still getting used to their temporary bodies. "Kowalski! How can you punch with these scrawny flippers!?" Lilly complained as...

     While sitting in front of the telly with his legs crossed, Private stared straight ahead on the screen with a look of happiness on his face; He’s been so busy watching his favourite show about the Lunacorns until he heard a small, faint voice on the metal door just behind him. “Oh dear what was that noise?” the young penguin said. His curiosity became aroused so it was then he turned off the telly and proceeded to the door to examine it.
    While he stood there all alone, he just stared at the large door with the utmost mysterious, inexplicable...

It was a crisp morning in September most of the leaves where off the trees Kowalski was tinkering in his lab making something so we will all have fun with.
Kow:Eureka I'm done
Me: What is that
Kow: Guess
Me: A new girl penguin
Rico:FISH
Private: Madonna
Skipper: something good for a change
Kow:No,No,WTF,No
All:what is it
Kow: Okay...Okay it is a new invention that will make all use small
Me:I'm going to watch Tv
Rico: ooh huh me too
Private:ooo look what is on the tv
Skipper:what does it do
Kow: It minimizes you to one inch
everyone comes back to hear kowalski's great news he had.
All:can we try,can we...

We were standing in line to wait to eat my sister's famous recipe and dessert.
The line went like this Skipper,Lily,Me,Kowalski,Rico,Private.
Hey ladies first I knocked out Skipper but,me and Lily both stepped up in front of the line just as the food got put on the table.
"MMMMmmm....." the food smelt so good it already melt in our mouths.
"well.. I'm going somewhere to get more stuff for dessert...Okay."(she left us)
"Well Kowalski the food is on you."(throwing it but Kowalski duck and it hit Skipper instead he ran up and got the steaming hot gravy and pour it all over me)
kowalski:haha that's...

Writen by: Bluepenguin
Idea and Credit: skipperfan5431

Waiting, expecting the change from brainiac to risky bad boy.
It was 1:00 A.M., Kowalski heard the seconds ticking by, expecting some sort of sudden change to occur to him. He sat there with the dazzling moonlight shining in through the window, endlessly hoping that his potion would work its magic.

*Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.*

Kowalski: *Sigh* I should've expected it would never work.

Gloomy and discouraged, Kowalski sauntered out of his lab and found everyone sound asleep. He went to his bunk, but not before enviously glaring at Rico, wishing...

(Johnson: Got the idea for this my watching saw and a fan on here who gets credit for helping with the idea got me thinking of making this. Sense me and Manfredi die all the time persay probably you guts will find this interesting to see if we can trick the master of death himself. xD Live on jigsaw!)

"W-what?" I say as I look around feeling so very dizzy as I awaken slowly with blurred vision. I rub the back of my head gently for it was hurting really badly for reasons I don't know why. I think I was hit on the head with some thing. Most have been a rock or a stick. "Ow..., yeah defiantly a...

The girls walk into yet another dim-lighted room.
"Stay close Marlene. Jigsaw is one wacked out man, and he puts traps in the least suspecting places." Lilly whispered as she held her friend's paw. Marlene couldn't help but wondor...How does Lilly know so much about this guy? They walked deeper into the room and heard the sound of a familiar shreik. "RICO!" Lilly cried, realizing who the animal in distress was. Not thinking, she ran to the end of the room and tripped over a good o'l fashioned trip-wire. Suddenly, the lights turned on and revealed Rico, taped to a wall in front of the team's...

The roach told Skipper and Kitka everything they needed to know. How Kowalski used the poor little dude as a distraction, then how he pushed Lilly down and switched her bow for one that had a sticky green substance on it. Also, he had made a little discovery. When Kowalski and Lilly went top-side, he found a small vile with the sticky green substance spilling onto the floor! It had a heart drawn on it which to animals, usualy meant....love potion. " Thank you my tiny friend. I salute you honesty and cooperation." Skipper said with a grin as he held the cute little pest in his flipper. " Skipper!...

The woods were so remote that Kowalski had trouble looking for any body of water, the only paths there were so thin that he had to walk sideways, and Skipper, being so fat, had to suck his breath in to fit between the foliage. 'We're getting nowhere with this!!! Why me? I could've stayed and tortured Private or have a cup of coffee with him than end up with this mad scientist with little tracking experience!!' yelled Skipper, kicking a tree stump but screaming then, he hopped around on one foot. 'Now Skipper, calm down, we all got only 4 hours of sleep, we're cranky, hungry, and exhausted,...

The next day, Detective Kowalski Arbogast was looking around the motel, he soon headed to the ice box, there was a red liquid drops, and he lifted the cover. He screamed as he found a severed hand, Kowalski gasped as he pulled it out to reveal that it was an entire arm, attached to a shoulder and severed at the shoulder blade. 'This is the arm of what might be a murdered penguin,' said Kowalski at a speech, 'There are a mass murders in the area, a girl penguin went missing after playing with her toys near Ms. Bates's home, and found dead in a creek three days later, another case, an otter by...

"Let me see that Private." Kowalski grabbed the feather and popped it into his mouth. *eewww!* when he took it out, he was able to detect it's origin. " Let's see....fish.....and DANISHES!" He exclaimed. " HANS!" Skipper yelled, finally adding two and two together. The team had confused looks on their faces. " Wait...that kid said there were more than one kidnapers. How did Hans get more puffins to come to New York?" Lilly asked, shrugging her shoulders. " I don't know." Skipper answered, "But I don't want to stand around and find out!"
---------------------------------------
HOBOKEN ZOO (PUFFIN...

As marlene and skipper were takeing a walk down to the zooviner shop skipper said "hay marlene" marlene said "what?" skipper tuched her and said "TAG your it" malene cashed after him saying "HEY NO FARE" they chased etchother loling.when they we're done they we're tird.skipper siad "what fun that was.I'm tird" marlene replied "me too" that sat down. thay held ecthothers paw/flipper.meanwile kawalski rico and privete were ganna frighten marlene and skipper. they saw marlene and skipper and sneked behind the zoo bench and yelled "arrrrgh" skipper and marlene scremed as loud as they could.then...

ON-TOP OF THE MONUMENT!!!!
The clone hung Lilly and Marlene upside-down from the monument. To make matters worse, Lilly is afraid of HEIGHTS! (go figure huh?) " Lilly,Lilly,Lilly.You had the chance to be mine forever, but instead you wanted to hit." The clone turns his head to reveal an eye-patch covering his other eye! *lol! She poked his eye out!* Lilly smiled proudly. " Yeah, next i'll go for the other one and make it even!" She mocked. " Oohhh, BURRRN!" Marlene teased. Then, he lost his temper, he cut the rope that was teathering Lilly to the ground, and down she fell.
The clone moved to...

The Techicolor Phase by Owl City

PoMified by EppogirlXD

I am the red in the dynamite,
Sticks that you light up and make explode,
And I am the white in the files,
That seem to exile into different codes.

I am the green in the blankets,
That you wrap up with the other sheets,
And I am the blue in your big surrounding pool,
Which separates the platform and the wide zoo street.

If you cut me I suppose I would bleed,
The colors of the evening stars.
You can go anywhere you wish
Cause I'll be there, wherever you are.
(wherever you are)
(wherever you are)

(I will always be your keys
when we are lost in the Technicolor...

Lilly looked at a detination device hanging over her head. The time ticked on the time of 5 minutes! " Sweet doggie daycare! We have to evacuate now!" Skipper yelled. " We can't Skipper! Theres enough C-4 in that bomb to take out the whole continent of North America!" Lilly yelled. " Besides, while MY team is here, im completely out of YOUR juristiction! You and your team can go, but were fighting ti'll the end!" Skipper as shocked at what his operative just said to him. Yet, he respected her for it.He grabbed a fist full of wires and went to work, side-by-side with Lilly.
---....---....---....---....---....---....-...

BACK AT THE LAIR!
Blowhole looks evily at the four tied up female penguins. " You thought you had me fooled, but you are NO MATCH for my evil genious!" Blowhole laughed, then resumed talking. " Now that I have the plans for the Electolizer, I will be invincable! And the first thing im going to do is destroy your little boyfriend, Skipper!" Lilly blushed as her team looked teasingly at her . " He is NOT my boyfriend!" Lilly testified, her face glowing red. " Don't worry girls, he won't be doing anything evil as long as were here." She assured to her team. " But Lilly,were completely powerless...

About 4 hours later, The plane lands at Blowhole's new lair. Doris and Blowhole exited side-by-side, each on a Blowhole issued mopad. " Here are the plans dear." Doris said in a thick Russian accent. " Yes! I have finally fooled those idiotic pen-gu-ins once and for all!"Said Blowhole proudly. "I knew nobody would suspect you Doris." " Guess again Blowhole!" Said a small feminin voice. It was Lilly, standing heroicly at the top of the plane with her girls at her side! " You!" Blowhole cried with a shocked look of defeat on his face. Then, that look turned into a evil grin. " LOBSTERS!" He yelled,...

After everyone ate their snowcones, Skipper, Kowalski, Private and Rico felt...really...really...sleepy. (However did you think THAT happened?) So they all go to sleep. Accept for Lilly, who took the vile out from under her pillow and ran to Marlene's habitat. On the way to Marlene's habitat however, Julien stops Lilly in her tracks. " Oh hello Lilly. How coincidental it is to be seeing you here like this." Says Julien trying to play cool. You had to admire his consistantcy.lol. Julien's eyes suddenly get fixed on Lilly's vile. " Aha! Now I see why youre in such a hurry to see me!" Lilly rolls...