I like to move it, move it!

Kowalski's Guide to Sciency Things 

Hi there. I'm Kowalski. The penguin brainiac, some will say. And sense you are reading this, the cause must be either you want to learn how to do things more sciency, or you are bored out of your mind and this is the only thing you can find to read.
Either way, you are reading it, so keep on doing it. Now I am not a reader, so I don't know how long introductions should be. I'll just stop here. 
Happy reading!

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