I LOVE random quotes so heres some I like:

1.Don't worry about what other people think, they don't do it very often.

2. I smile beacuse I have no idea whats going on.

3. I'm not random you just can't think as fast as me.

4.Sleeping is my drug. My bed is the dealer and the alarm clock is the police.

5.You know what I really hate? Trees!

6. I don't need a photograph 'cause you've never left my mind.

7. Why is this dog trying to eat my leg?

8. I've never actually seen someone slip on a banana peel.

9. You're weird. I like you.

10. We all think raising our phones 6 inches in the air will give us service.

11. When was the last time you did something for the first time?

12. Keep calm and carry on.

13. It's a BIG TURN OFF when guy$ talk lyk this dis 2 U.

14. I am not a BITCH. I am THE bitch and to you I am Ms. BITCH.