1.)When your teacher asks any questions say "Why does my cats breath smell like cat food?"
2.) When the teacher is reading out facts say "Lies! Lies!" or "Fibs brake baby Jesus' ribs!"
3.) Pretend to cough every time your teacher starts to talk.
4.) Throw your pencil case at the teacher and shout "Go pikachu!"
5.) When your teacher asks why you didn't do your homework say " You can't tell me off for something I didn't do!"
6.) Jump on top of the table and shout "Spidey powers activate" while imitating spiderman.
7.) When the teacher asks you to answer a question say "The brain you are trying to reach is un available at the moment so please leave a message after the beep!" *Make a loud beeping sound*
8.) When the teacher opens the blinds say "Ah, the light it burns!" and collapse on the floor pretending to be dead.
9.) When a teacher says your name in the register say "no, I'm not here I'm at home but I used my magic powers to communicate with you" (In sarcastic voice), if it's a supply teacher who asks your name say either "Your worst nightmare mwhahaha!" , "PEDOPHILE!!! STALKER!!! WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MY NAME!" , "Dead because I killed it!" or just say a random number and when they tell you to stop being so stupid say "Are you being racist just because my name is different!"
10.) Lean back on your chair and fall off. Then shout "Avenge me simba!" then lay on the floor pretending to be dead with your tounge sticking out e.c.t
2.) When the teacher is reading out facts say "Lies! Lies!" or "Fibs brake baby Jesus' ribs!"
3.) Pretend to cough every time your teacher starts to talk.
4.) Throw your pencil case at the teacher and shout "Go pikachu!"
5.) When your teacher asks why you didn't do your homework say " You can't tell me off for something I didn't do!"
6.) Jump on top of the table and shout "Spidey powers activate" while imitating spiderman.
7.) When the teacher asks you to answer a question say "The brain you are trying to reach is un available at the moment so please leave a message after the beep!" *Make a loud beeping sound*
8.) When the teacher opens the blinds say "Ah, the light it burns!" and collapse on the floor pretending to be dead.
9.) When a teacher says your name in the register say "no, I'm not here I'm at home but I used my magic powers to communicate with you" (In sarcastic voice), if it's a supply teacher who asks your name say either "Your worst nightmare mwhahaha!" , "PEDOPHILE!!! STALKER!!! WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MY NAME!" , "Dead because I killed it!" or just say a random number and when they tell you to stop being so stupid say "Are you being racist just because my name is different!"
10.) Lean back on your chair and fall off. Then shout "Avenge me simba!" then lay on the floor pretending to be dead with your tounge sticking out e.c.t
No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.
1. "Highway Star", by Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", by Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", by Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", by ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", by Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", by Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", by Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", by Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", by Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", by Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", by The Runaways
12. "Mother, by Danzig
13. "Voodoo", by Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", by Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", by Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", by Autograph
17. "I Love You Period", by Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", by Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", by Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", by Kansas
There's someone knockin' on my door
There in the shadows, looks like a hand
Come to the rescue now
Once there was a man who decided he knew everything
Life's been so good to me
I went to see what I could find
You never lived in the streets though you wish you had
I'm so sorry, please forgive me
Living in the sixth dimension
Over time I've come to feel
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If you need help or another example for a better understanding, let me know.
Yes you are.
